Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
























Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Olive! posted:

Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo.

Medium rare, lol. Don't use hyperbole, it weakens your message.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Medium rare, lol. Don't use hyperbole, it weakens your message.

Seems kind of silly to actually break this down when you're tossing lols around, but I think there's a real issue behind the trolling here.

People occasionally do things that carry some level of risk instead of a safer option, if the "riskier" option is more enjoyable. In an extreme case, it could be something such as cave diving, which is definitely highly dangerous, but still not necessarily insane, and certainly not "wrong". Eating rare beef because you experience the flavor as stronger and more interesting is very low on the risk scale.

You're using the labels of right and wrong in a way that is concerning. An adult is not "wrong" to say "Yes, there is a <1% higher chance that I will get food poisoning, but I'm OK with that because this steak tastes good like this."

It is also odd and troubling to compare that kind of risk assessment, which only directly affects the person choosing to eat or not eat rare beef, with sexual assault on a minor. It suggests a tendency to apply labels of right and wrong to topics where they simply don't apply.

Here's a picture of a cat with a nice body.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


we should have known not to engage with this guy when he said people like rare steak because of 90s tv shows about dads

I know Ive learned my lesson.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Olive! posted:

Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo.

thanks. i skipped the last half of the page and it would have sucked to miss that

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
People that like steaks well done are likely to not like sushi because the concept of eating raw fish disgusts them. Since sushi is Japanese, their rejection of sushi is a rejection of another culture’s culinary history.

In short, people that like well-done steaks are racist.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Uhhh am I in a 2003 Jr high classroom?

Because I'm seeing a lot of Projectors

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
If you like your steaks Well-Done, then you're a war criminal.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
None of you are going to beat the guy who compared steaks to paedophilia so there's really no point trying

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's called "cooking" not "leaving it mostly raw".

Do you weirdos also only microwave your bagel bites for 20 seconds?


Holy poo poo.



Holy poo poo.



Holy poo poo.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gum posted:

None of you are going to beat the guy who compared steaks to paedophilia so there's really no point trying

:frogon:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Last page

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I like medium well, but medium is cool too. Rare steak is a meme.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gum posted:

Last page

But liking steak well down is exactly as bad as pedophilia

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

MizPiz posted:

But liking steak well down is exactly as bad as pedophilia

Now that's just ridiculous.

We've established that liking RARE steak is the same as pedophilia.

Liking well done steak is a war crime.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Yoshi Wins posted:

Now that's just ridiculous.

We've established that liking RARE steak is the same as pedophilia.

Liking well done steak is a war crime.

What about raw and burnt?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Yoshi Wins posted:

Now that's just ridiculous.

We've established that liking RARE steak is the same as pedophilia.

Liking well done steak is a war crime.

So in essence:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Olive! posted:

So in essence:



Has to be a medium rare locally-sourced free-range organic cruelty-free sustainable hormone-free lab-grown artisanal farm-to-table wild-caught non-GMO heirloom Eco-cow

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Jeremy_X posted:

What about raw and burnt?

That’s called “Pittsburgh style” and that just speaks for itself.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
Save your loving steak pedantry for Reddit you turbo-nerds and post memes.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Dewgy posted:

That’s called “Pittsburgh style” and that just speaks for itself.

I just learned that Pittsburgh rare is a thing.

Also known as black and bleu among other things.

I meant what about burnt steaks and raw steaks. I had no idea people would try to have both at once.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
I don't think it's really "both at the same time", it's just whichever is a more heinous offense becomes the actual wrongdoing

Like how you cant be committed of statutory necrophilia

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I don't think it's really "both at the same time", it's just whichever is a more heinous offense becomes the actual wrongdoing

Like how you cant be committed of statutory necrophilia

:drat:

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

How do you explain Beef Tartare then.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Michaellaneous posted:

How do you explain Beef Tartare then.

I'm glad you ask. "steack à l'Americaine", which is steak tartare as we know it, was invented by the French as their completely over the top attempt at recreating what Americans had a reputation for eating in the 1800s (undercooked beef)

Do you think it's any coincidence that today's culture, which is hyper obsessed with finding any possible outlet for vestigial masculinity, wants to eat like cowboys again?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Requesting a "change my mind" meme but its steak dude up there.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I like steak medium-rare, but I have no feelings about how other people enjoy theirs.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
The true steak conflict is between the people who care how other people eat steak and the people who do not care how other people eat steak.

I am violently for the former and do everything I can to suppress the latter.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm vegan.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0etNuMwX21I

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:laffo:


Incoming "Actually...."

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Post the ones where it is an attractive woman and sad people say that means they live a fake and hollow life and no one really loves them, unironically.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

No.

It's worse.

peep my post/av combo

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I'm like, SUPER relaxed right now, actually. Been enjoying some Simpsons shitposts and wondering why that couple from Up never tried to have another kid.

Why don't you make 20 posts about it.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty

Ahem, I think by now you'd realize it's actually ephebophilia you idiot you absolute moron.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

robotsinmyhead posted:

Ahem, I think by now you'd realize it's actually ephebophilia you idiot you absolute moron.

I am undone :saddowns:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

What the gently caress am I reading. Shut the gently caress up about steak and pedophilia. I'm gonna go back to the start of this because what the gently caress but in the meantime move on

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply