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Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:44 |
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Olive! posted:Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo. Medium rare, lol. Don't use hyperbole, it weakens your message.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:48 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Medium rare, lol. Don't use hyperbole, it weakens your message. Seems kind of silly to actually break this down when you're tossing lols around, but I think there's a real issue behind the trolling here. People occasionally do things that carry some level of risk instead of a safer option, if the "riskier" option is more enjoyable. In an extreme case, it could be something such as cave diving, which is definitely highly dangerous, but still not necessarily insane, and certainly not "wrong". Eating rare beef because you experience the flavor as stronger and more interesting is very low on the risk scale. You're using the labels of right and wrong in a way that is concerning. An adult is not "wrong" to say "Yes, there is a <1% higher chance that I will get food poisoning, but I'm OK with that because this steak tastes good like this." It is also odd and troubling to compare that kind of risk assessment, which only directly affects the person choosing to eat or not eat rare beef, with sexual assault on a minor. It suggests a tendency to apply labels of right and wrong to topics where they simply don't apply. Here's a picture of a cat with a nice body.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:56 |
we should have known not to engage with this guy when he said people like rare steak because of 90s tv shows about dads I know Ive learned my lesson.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:14 |
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Olive! posted:Just when I thought I had seen every variation of the tired Goon Argument About Steak, I'm presented with 'steak cooked less than well-done is like pedophilia'. Bravo. thanks. i skipped the last half of the page and it would have sucked to miss that
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:19 |
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People that like steaks well done are likely to not like sushi because the concept of eating raw fish disgusts them. Since sushi is Japanese, their rejection of sushi is a rejection of another culture’s culinary history. In short, people that like well-done steaks are racist.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:26 |
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Uhhh am I in a 2003 Jr high classroom? Because I'm seeing a lot of Projectors
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:32 |
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If you like your steaks Well-Done, then you're a war criminal.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:33 |
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None of you are going to beat the guy who compared steaks to paedophilia so there's really no point trying
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:41 |
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It's called "cooking" not "leaving it mostly raw". Do you weirdos also only microwave your bagel bites for 20 seconds? Holy poo poo. Holy poo poo. Holy poo poo.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:49 |
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Gum posted:None of you are going to beat the guy who compared steaks to paedophilia so there's really no point trying
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:50 |
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Last page
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:18 |
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I like medium well, but medium is cool too. Rare steak is a meme.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:22 |
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Gum posted:Last page But liking steak well down is exactly as bad as pedophilia
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:25 |
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MizPiz posted:But liking steak well down is exactly as bad as pedophilia Now that's just ridiculous. We've established that liking RARE steak is the same as pedophilia. Liking well done steak is a war crime.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:45 |
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Yoshi Wins posted:Now that's just ridiculous. What about raw and burnt?
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:53 |
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Yoshi Wins posted:Now that's just ridiculous. So in essence:
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:54 |
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Olive! posted:So in essence: Has to be a medium rare locally-sourced free-range organic cruelty-free sustainable hormone-free lab-grown artisanal farm-to-table wild-caught non-GMO heirloom Eco-cow
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 05:00 |
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Jeremy_X posted:What about raw and burnt? That’s called “Pittsburgh style” and that just speaks for itself.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 05:01 |
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Save your loving steak pedantry for Reddit you turbo-nerds and post memes.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 05:16 |
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Dewgy posted:That’s called “Pittsburgh style” and that just speaks for itself. I just learned that Pittsburgh rare is a thing. Also known as black and bleu among other things. I meant what about burnt steaks and raw steaks. I had no idea people would try to have both at once.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 05:37 |
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I don't think it's really "both at the same time", it's just whichever is a more heinous offense becomes the actual wrongdoing Like how you cant be committed of statutory necrophilia
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 05:51 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I don't think it's really "both at the same time", it's just whichever is a more heinous offense becomes the actual wrongdoing
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 06:03 |
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How do you explain Beef Tartare then.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 06:20 |
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Michaellaneous posted:How do you explain Beef Tartare then. I'm glad you ask. "steack à l'Americaine", which is steak tartare as we know it, was invented by the French as their completely over the top attempt at recreating what Americans had a reputation for eating in the 1800s (undercooked beef) Do you think it's any coincidence that today's culture, which is hyper obsessed with finding any possible outlet for vestigial masculinity, wants to eat like cowboys again?
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 06:49 |
Requesting a "change my mind" meme but its steak dude up there.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 06:53 |
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I like steak medium-rare, but I have no feelings about how other people enjoy theirs.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 07:08 |
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The true steak conflict is between the people who care how other people eat steak and the people who do not care how other people eat steak. I am violently for the former and do everything I can to suppress the latter.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 07:20 |
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I'm vegan.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 07:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0etNuMwX21I
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 07:47 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 11:58 |
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Incoming "Actually...."
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:08 |
Post the ones where it is an attractive woman and sad people say that means they live a fake and hollow life and no one really loves them, unironically.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:11 |
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No. It's worse. peep my post/av combo
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:31 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I'm like, SUPER relaxed right now, actually. Been enjoying some Simpsons shitposts and wondering why that couple from Up never tried to have another kid. Why don't you make 20 posts about it.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 12:49 |
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Ahem, I think by now you'd realize it's actually ephebophilia you idiot you absolute moron.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:10 |
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robotsinmyhead posted:Ahem, I think by now you'd realize it's actually ephebophilia you idiot you absolute moron. I am undone
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:16 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:15 |
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What the gently caress am I reading. Shut the gently caress up about steak and pedophilia. I'm gonna go back to the start of this because what the gently caress but in the meantime move on
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 13:17 |