3 DONG HORSE posted:Visual Basic is dumb and bad...or is it me??? You want a bad IDE. Try using Eclipse Edit. Derp read Visual Basic as Visual Studio (which is good)
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Skwirl posted:I didn't think Oprah was a billionaire, so maybe I'm wrong. He became a billionaire after selling Beats headphones to Apple. Maybe he's "just" the first rap artist billionaire. I thought Dr. Dre owned Beats?
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Mar 29, 2018 12:52
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So now my other dog has terrible diarrhea. Was up all night letting him out. here is a pic of him with his tongue out 
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Mar 29, 2018 13:03
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BlindSite posted:Canada seems to suck all the way through. Canada and Australia are crazy similar minus having (literal) polar opposite weather
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Mar 29, 2018 13:47
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First job interview in over 15 years coming up. I'm probably going to tank this, but it's entry level so who the gently caress knows.
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Mar 29, 2018 13:49
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Mr. Nice! posted:First job interview in over 15 years coming up. I'm probably going to tank this, but it's entry level so who the gently caress knows. just b yourself
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Mar 29, 2018 13:56
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Mr. Nice! posted:First job interview in over 15 years coming up. I'm probably going to tank this, but it's entry level so who the gently caress knows. You got this, sir! On the 2nd day at my new job myself. It sucks having to wake up early, but I do like this place.
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Mar 29, 2018 13:58
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I want to look for a new job but I have literally no idea where to go to make the same kind of money, so instead I will tell my boss I want a promotion.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:02
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Ehud posted:just b yourself I can't really be anything else. It's far too ingrained now. I'm sure I'll do fine, but I don't think I'll be able to answer a single technical question (if asked) and I've literally never done anything resembling what I'll be doing outside of a few preliminary inquiries I ran as a navy officer. My last job interview was to be the assistant manager for a convenience store. Before that it was a printer/computer repair shop. What the gently caress do I know about depositions and medical malpractice?
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Mar 29, 2018 14:03
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job interview tip come in, shake their hand, maintain firm eye contact, dislocate jaw, scream like a clone in Body Snatchers
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Mar 29, 2018 14:09
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This is absolutely amazing https://twitter.com/abc/status/979253523052408832?s=21
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Mar 29, 2018 14:15
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Hold them firmly by the wrist and slowly guide their hand to your balls. This will get you any job
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Mar 29, 2018 14:16
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Ehud posted:This is absolutely amazing lol i thought it was about to end with the cheetah making GBS threads on his jeep
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Mar 29, 2018 14:21
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Ehud posted:This is absolutely amazing This video should be shown in acting classes so they can study that dude's "oh gently caress there's a cheetah behind me" face
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Mar 29, 2018 14:23
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Raku posted:Hold them firmly by the wrist and slowly guide their hand to your balls. This will get you any job That's how i got my current job
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Mar 29, 2018 14:33
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I’m in the opposite position, I’ve avoiding participating in hiring for years, but finally have enough seniority that I’m backed into doing so. Not sure how to even approach interviews, but i do know, if they can’t answer the riddle of steel they’re out.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:37
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Do the weird trump power handshake
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Mar 29, 2018 14:39
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Spoeank posted:Do the weird trump power handshake I feel like if someone tries that poo poo on you you are fully justified in hitting the rainmaker
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Mar 29, 2018 14:42
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Mr. Nice! posted:First job interview in over 15 years coming up. I'm probably going to tank this, but it's entry level so who the gently caress knows. If you can answer basic questions about your own resume you'll be ahead of 50% of the candidates I've had the opportunity to interview for various roles.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:47
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Has anyone gone to a Aussie Rules football game before? I am going to one in a few days and have 0 idea what to expect outside of watching a video of the best hits.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:50
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Soeaking from experience Aussie rules is much more fun if you have no idea what's happening
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Mar 29, 2018 14:53
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Uterine Lineup posted:Has anyone gone to a Aussie Rules football game before? I am going to one in a few days and have 0 idea what to expect outside of watching a video of the best hits. People run all the gently caress over and tackle constantly, it’s like a weird cousin of rugby and American football. I had no idea how it was played, but I drank a lot and watched some large, gangly motherfuckers put the hurt on each other and it was great.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:01
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Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:04
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Thaddius the Large posted:People run all the gently caress over and tackle constantly, it’s like a weird cousin of rugby and American football. I had no idea how it was played, but I drank a lot and watched some large, gangly motherfuckers put the hurt on each other and it was great. Fun fact...its called Kick and Giggle in New Zealand. But also. It was invented by Irish convicts who were sent over to Australia when it was colonized. They play a kinda-not-quite-similar game in Ireland which is just "Gaelic Football" however none of the convicts could reliably follow or remember all the rules so just kinda came up with their own ones which eventually turned into Aussie Rules.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:07
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seiferguy posted:Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison. That just means they’re using security cameras. What state are you in? In some cases it’s required by law. A 60 desk office is a normal setting for security cameras, what’s the big deal?
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Mar 29, 2018 15:14
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seiferguy posted:Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison. If you are not doing dodgy poo poo then why are you worried 
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Mar 29, 2018 15:17
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seiferguy posted:Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison. I mean I dont think someone is actually watching the feed all day like a security guard in a spy movie Usually they just roll back footage if something happens
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Mar 29, 2018 15:17
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taking away my freedom to taint up everyone else's mouse in the office afterhours.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:20
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Also there's probably like 6 cameras, none of which are pointed at your desk, so when the god damned janitorial crew steals YET ANOTHER set of earbuds, no one can or will do anything because the cameras are a farce and only set up because regulations monitor 24 surveillance of the floor entrances.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:20
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CyberPingu posted:If you are not doing dodgy poo poo then why are you worried I hate when people say this
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Mar 29, 2018 15:21
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seiferguy posted:Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison. Is there really a difference?
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Mar 29, 2018 15:21
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Leperflesh posted:My fat girl also peaked at 13 pounds, but she has a very small frame so she was obese at that weight. She's no dainty eater, though, she is a food thief and hog who routinely gets up on the counters even though she's fully aware it is Not Allowed, in order to try to scavenge even the smallest crumb or fragment that might be lingering there. Lol. I've tried that. She's not interested.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:22
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Also this just reminded me that at my old job someone important lost a briefcase that they thought they had left in their office at work over the weekend and they started reviewing tape for it and while doing so found out that someone was getting drunk and then coming into the office and sleeping in a partner's office. His employment did not last.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:24
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Jota posted:I hate when people say this Why? Its the same with IT monitoring. Its not like they constantly monitor it to try catch people out...
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Mar 29, 2018 15:31
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The rescue place where my wife found a dog we both wanted rejected our application because they think a young dog needs an older dog mentor or some poo poo. We just wanted a dag gum pup pup 
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Mar 29, 2018 15:33
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Spoeank posted:The rescue place where my wife found a dog we both wanted rejected our application because they think a young dog needs an older dog mentor or some poo poo. That is the height of horseshit
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Mar 29, 2018 15:35
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I mean I dont think someone is actually watching the feed all day like a security guard in a spy movie Yeah, even if it is monitored by an alarm company it's nearly impossible to catch poo poo as its happening. My office not having a camera in it owns though.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:37
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The security monitor isn’t going to care that you take a peak at the Awful App on your phone.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:38
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seiferguy posted:Speaking of which, my new work drama is that they just hung up a bunch of signs saying that the area is under 24-hour surveillance. I work in a goddamn office with 60 desks, not a prison.
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Flikken posted:Yeah, even if it is monitored by an alarm company it's nearly impossible to catch poo poo as its happening. thank you guy who manages a company that handles large amount of physical cash for telling me how your central location has no recorded surveillance
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