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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Teeeeeexaaaaaaaaas

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
everyone talked about the scream but I loved the way he said texas

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Howard would have won

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Gum posted:

trump somehow having the sketchiest doctor to ever live

You haven't heard of (historical) Doctor Sketchley? He brought ostriches to California in the 19th century.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The one good thing about the post-escalator world is if a candidate did a Dean scream it wouldn't even be noticed, much less destroy their campaign

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Gum posted:

trump somehow having the sketchiest doctor to ever live

he probably went to the Hollywood Upstairs Medical School

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6nW2Uow-zk

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
females, listen up

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/224723751504326658

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


why are all these Gorilla Minds obsessed with semen

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
what i want to know is why internet comment sections are so bad but twitter replies are so good

https://twitter.com/beyond_alive/status/979352897140895744

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

why are all these Gorilla Minds obsessed with semen

Men have it, women don't

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Dreddout posted:

Men have it, women don't

your mom had some last night :smug: :iamafag:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Not So Solid South: Democratic Party Survives In Rural Elliott County, Kentucky -- this 2013 article about a county in Kentucky that voted Democratic in every single election from when it was incorporated in 1869 all the way up to and including the 2012 election.

anyway hillary got 25.9% of the vote there lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gum posted:

trump somehow having the sketchiest doctor to ever live
Thanks for making me suddenly remember funny politics poo poo "trump doctor sex cake".

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


GalacticAcid posted:

Not So Solid South: Democratic Party Survives In Rural Elliott County, Kentucky -- this 2013 article about a county in Kentucky that voted Democratic in every single election from when it was incorporated in 1869 all the way up to and including the 2012 election.

anyway hillary got 25.9% of the vote there lmao

lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

After 9/11 we were told to buy saran wrap and duct tape to seal our windows in case of chemical attack.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Retromancer posted:

After 9/11 we were told to buy saran wrap and duct tape to seal our windows in case of chemical attack.

tom ridge. that poo poo was unbelievable.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
"I believe this quote comes from the pokiemon movie"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Tom Price

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/KumarsSalehi/status/934929294798626817

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://mobile.twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/953431298940506112

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



please stop posting tweets from 500 years ago ok?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
read the name of the thread you fuckin retard lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



GalacticAcid posted:

read the name of the thread you fuckin retard lol

lol my bad i thought i was in the hot takes thread. sorry y'all

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Forgot to add, this was at the 2016 GOP election

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


GalacticAcid posted:

Not So Solid South: Democratic Party Survives In Rural Elliott County, Kentucky -- this 2013 article about a county in Kentucky that voted Democratic in every single election from when it was incorporated in 1869 all the way up to and including the 2012 election.

anyway hillary got 25.9% of the vote there lmao

breaking that glass floor

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Holy poo poo. holy poo poo

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/978693962297901056

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


GalacticAcid posted:

Not So Solid South: Democratic Party Survives In Rural Elliott County, Kentucky -- this 2013 article about a county in Kentucky that voted Democratic in every single election from when it was incorporated in 1869 all the way up to and including the 2012 election.

anyway hillary got 25.9% of the vote there lmao

incredible :popeye:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Glambags posted:

Thinking about Ashcroft reminded me of that group of dipshit republican senators that sang barbershop

IIRC the group included Larry "wide stance" Craig

lol

this post reminded me that ashcroft lost an election against a dude who died in a plane crash like a month earlier

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Fox's body part map to show that the :ducksiren:Ground Zero Mosque:ducksiren: that actually wasn't very close to ground zero was still to close to where some arms landed

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



was Huma sick that day? :ohdear:

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


Chipotle, welcome to the #Resistance.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

http://time.com/4444007/tim-kaine-harmonica/

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
was this the day that people said she didn't tip and everyone got mad (I don't know or care if she actually tipped)

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

was this the day that people said she didn't tip and everyone got mad (I don't know or care if she actually tipped)

why the gently caress would you tip at a chipotle

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

zegermans posted:

why the gently caress would you tip at a chipotle

Because you're a politician running for office at a restaurant.

Literally every one of the fucks has a handler who makes sure there's a 100% tip at every place they stop

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Probably even tump

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