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jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-jammyozzy.gif"><br>Is that a challenge?
All of our lathes at uni had both spring-loaded chuck keys and interlocked chuck guards, so you couldn't even turn the thing on with a key in it. The biggest risk was electrocution when the Victorian roof let rain drip onto the machine.

What we did have (briefly) as a bench-top belt sander that could be used to project objects across the workshop when they just happened to slip out of your hand. After a stray piece of steel bar broke the hastily installed plexiglass screen the sander was replaced with a set of worn-out files as punishment.

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the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
I've always wanted to rig a microswitch on the key holder so our lathe won't run without the key in its "home".

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Or naturally, an old AAA battery.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


The Door Frame posted:

It broke my finger, tore apart the joint capsule, never healed properly, contaminated my oil with blood, and still hurts every day.

I see what you did there.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Back in the day at the electric motor factory the rednecks running the CNCs figured out they could use compressed air to get the steady rest bearings up to ludicrous speed and send them flying across the plant, punching holes in walls and such.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
If you want to get into horribly unsafe work environments every day at my first job out of highschool at a lumber mill was essentially playing "OSHA violation bingo."

Highlights included spraying oil-based varnish in an open shop (and nearly getting caught by the fire department.) They covered for a career alcoholic who would would routinely show up to work at noon in his bar-hopping clothes from the night before, working in quality control (he took trim pieces out of a moulder and cut splits/knots and other defects out) that occasionally required driving a forklift. Which he crashed into a load-bearing wall. Which they half-assed fixed with a rough sawn piece of poplar and about a dozen drywall screws.

They also had a number of pieces of antiquated equipment that I'm still shocked they got away with using. One was a planer that was so old it still had a belt-drive power takeoff pulley installed (from days when factories were run by steam power), which they had adapted to run off of an electric motor at some point. With all of the turn of the century PTO equipment still installed, hanging precariously off the side without any kind of cage separating the "rip your arm off" bits from the operator. Another was a ripsaw dating back to about the same period with faulty anti-kickback guards that resulted in someone having a roughly half-inch thick piece of oak fly backwards out of the saw and pass through his thigh - barely missing both his balls and femoral artery in the process.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

tactlessbastard posted:

Back in the day at the electric motor factory the rednecks running the CNCs figured out they could use compressed air to get the steady rest bearings up to ludicrous speed and send them flying across the plant, punching holes in walls and such.

Oh god, this. I almost got my head ventilated when one of my coworkers was putting lathe inserts on a screwdriver and spinning them up. Instead, it ricocheted off the concrete floor, leaving a mark, before going straight up and punching a hole in the air duct 5 meters up in the ceiling.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE



He deserves that fate just for having a gross mountain man beard. If you're gonna have a beard trim it and style it. Goddammit

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


ExplodingSims posted:

He deserves that fate just for having a gross mountain man beard. If you're gonna have a beard trim it and style it. Goddammit

It looks like he just did.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


Every time I look I see something new.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ExplodingSims posted:

He deserves that fate just for having a gross mountain man beard. If you're gonna have a beard trim it and style it. Goddammit

Yeah...beards usually don't grow like that on their own. That most definitely was trimmed and groomed.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Metal Geir Skogul posted:



Every time I look I see something new.

MacGyver wants his car back

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Goober Peas posted:

MacGyver wants his car back

a jet ski better pop out of that thing

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Metal Geir Skogul posted:



Every time I look I see something new.

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:
Is that a dodge minivan? It probably has a blown headgasket or something.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Wanna see that lathe that can hold a 500 lb part



And what uses are there for a 500lb ball of inconel anyways?

Not around anymore, but...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
For those wondering, that's a gun barrel.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Not around anymore, but...


Thirty years ago, I worked at a company called Marquip in Madison (they make the machines that make corrugated cardboard or at least they did), and their assembly plant was an old battleship gun barrel factory. You could see the absolutely massive concrete slabs in the floor with the old mount points for the lathes. Trying to wrap your head around just how big they were was incredible. Also, 1940s vintage overhead traveling cranes.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Not around anymore, but...


I never once thought about how a barrel that big is made and how they contain that much pressure without bursting
That is a monstrous piece of metal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

The Door Frame posted:

I never once thought about how a barrel that big is made and how they contain that much pressure without bursting
That is a monstrous piece of metal

:eng101: forging from a single piece of steel, followed by turning to size

in a similar vein, look up nuclear reactor pressure vessels sometime

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Godholio posted:

Yeah...beards usually don't grow like that on their own. That most definitely was trimmed and groomed.

Well at least it’s trimmed.

Sagebrush posted:

:eng101: forging from a single piece of steel, followed by turning to size

in a similar vein, look up nuclear reactor pressure vessels sometime



It violates my intuition that thing can support its own weight when hot.

And yet it does, and it requires that immense machine to shape it.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
This was removed from a vehicle at my mechanic's shop today while I was there:



At least the guy didn't just drive the car down to that in laziness, something on that wheel was hosed. The rotor taken off the other real wheel is behind it.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
My mother uses a hammer and chisel on the drill press. A chuck key costs $1.50 but :effort:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Platystemon posted:

Well at least it’s trimmed.


My beard is what you think his is. It takes work to get it like his.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


chrisgt posted:

Is that a dodge minivan? It probably has a blown headgasket or something.

I couldn't think of any other problem that would be a "solution" for.
For one thing, the two coolant bottles being higher than the recovery tank should mean that they'll just fill it up and then overflow it, rather than refill the radiator.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Godholio posted:

My beard is what you think his is. It takes work to get it like his.

Literally blood, sweat, and tears.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Darchangel posted:

I couldn't think of any other problem that would be a "solution" for.
For one thing, the two coolant bottles being higher than the recovery tank should mean that they'll just fill it up and then overflow it, rather than refill the radiator.

Hey, the random insect/small mammal that finds its way into the open bottle might suck through & wind up as leak-stopper someday!

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Had a Lear 55 come in today that had to get a tire changed on the ramp before being wheeled into the hangar. Apparently a brake return line had rubbed on something (since 1982), causing a pinhole in the line, which dumped all the hydraulic fluid into the belly of the plane. They landed without flaps, had to use the emergency blow-down air bottle to get the gear down, and only had the 3000PSI air cylinder for brakes. Since there's no anti-skid and no real pressure modulation on the emergency brake system, they locked a wheel and gave a tire a flat spot.

This tire was brand new four landings ago; this was its fifth landing.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sagebrush posted:

in a similar vein, look up nuclear reactor pressure vessels sometime



And when you're done with that, look for photos of the Davis Besse reactor head



Pretty good overview of the incident: https://www.nrc.gov/reactors/operating/ops-experience/vessel-head-degradation/overview.html

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Had a Lear 55 come in today that had to get a tire changed on the ramp before being wheeled into the hangar. Apparently a brake return line had rubbed on something (since 1982), causing a pinhole in the line, which dumped all the hydraulic fluid into the belly of the plane. They landed without flaps, had to use the emergency blow-down air bottle to get the gear down, and only had the 3000PSI air cylinder for brakes. Since there's no anti-skid and no real pressure modulation on the emergency brake system, they locked a wheel and gave a tire a flat spot.

This tire was brand new four landings ago; this was its fifth landing.



That's not a flat spot, that's a bigass hole. :stare:

For those of us who don't know anything about stuff that flies, how long does a typical tire on this kind of plane last?

I'm sure it's a shitload longer than 5 landings, but I had to ask to quell my curiosity.

Ormy
Apr 5, 2005

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

That's not a flat spot, that's a bigass hole. :stare:

For those of us who don't know anything about stuff that flies, how long does a typical tire on this kind of plane last?

I'm sure it's a shitload longer than 5 landings, but I had to ask to quell my curiosity.

Hundreds of landings, usually!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://i.imgur.com/Q0I8zap.mp4

:staredog:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ormy posted:

Hundreds of landings, usually!

Generally this is completely correct, but the meat in the seat can influence that number quite a bit. Mostly downwards. :v:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Um.
Pretty sure I'd be turning that poo poo off.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I sure as poo poo wouldn't be jamming my hand into that box just so I could record it with my phone.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Hey the fuse-bolts haven't blown yet, it's operating fine.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

:stonklol:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Dave Inc. posted:

Hey the fuse-bolts haven't blown yet, it's operating fine.

Horrible Mechanical Failures: Hey, the fuse-bolts haven’t blown yet

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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




As someone whos caught 480v (dc) across one hand it's not that painful.

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