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Of course they murdered the poo poo out of my bank account, but I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet!!! Thank you too everybody who has donated to the Save My Garbage Neck fundraiser, it has all helped incredibly. I asked them if I could keep the vertebrae to raffle off, but they just gave me a hosed up look and said "when we remove it, it's just a whole bunch of nothing," which confused me because if it's nothing then why do they need to remove it. How can they remove it. What kind of scam are these fuckers running. Anyways things turned out perfect and I'm resting and have a killer loving scar on my neck like the KGB tried to off me with piano wire but screwed up and as a result I resemble Frankenstein's monster now more than ever. Oh, I almost forgot: turned out one of the vertebrae had chipped off and broken, and I had been in danger of suffering a fatal stroke the entire time! Fun news! Again, any and all donations to the Save The Elderly Useless Webmaster Fund is super appreciated: https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php and it will earn you even more exciting photos like this. Thank you everybody and enjoy!!!
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congrats on not dying
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:33 |
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Glad to hear it, OP
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Glad to hear you're well, but what's with the faded numerals? Are you a clone???
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jesus christ what a nasty fuckiing scar god stay inside dont go out youll sscare childrne
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Ein cooler Typ posted:congrats on not dying I'm really good at it, haven't died once my entire life.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Glad to hear it, OP
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Alan Smithee posted:jesus christ what a nasty fuckiing scar god stay inside dont go out youll sscare childrne Just call me ol Neckunt
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Hey, I'm a little confused and always looking to get schooled. Why do you have a scar on the front of your neck? I just kinda assumed you'd have some scars on the back of your body.
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Lowtax posted:Just call me ol Neckunt i think both parties would just cry the whole time
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Congrats on surviving! That scar is gonna look great once it finishes healing.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:35 |
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Glad you're not dead OP. When do the superpowers kick in?
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Khorne posted:Hey, I'm a little confused and always looking to get schooled. They pull them out through the front.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:37 |
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it seems like the more brutal scar would like be on the rear side of the neck?Lowtax posted:They pull them out through the front. what
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:37 |
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Take your painkillers and then .
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:37 |
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Are you sure they didn't just stab you in the neck and run off with your money?
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:37 |
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Glad you are ok Lowtax. I watched Doom House for the first time and it was enjoyable.
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Lareine posted:Are you sure they didn't just stab you in the neck and run off with your money? I had this surgery once but it happened at night at the ATM
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Lowtax posted:They pull them out through the front. Congrats on waking up after surgery and being alive. It's always a good feeling that's a bit tainted by pain.
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also is your neck shorter now like some kind of bizarro African lady?
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:39 |
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Lowtax paid for that new spine with futanari-cock money.
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Thank you for your service
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NEED MORE MILK posted:it seems like the more brutal scar would like be on the rear side of the neck? I would assume it's an anterior approach such as in an ACDF
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I hope this has the unintended side effect of super human powers like enhanced strength and smelling.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Glad you are ok Lowtax. I watched Doom House for the first time and it was enjoyable. Doom House was good, agreed. Hey Lowtax or anyone else who remembers, what was that video you made a long time ago where you pretend to be a news reporter and you knock on your dad's door and harass him? I remember it making me laugh at the time but haven't seen it since.
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Fiend posted:I hope this has the unintended side effect of super human powers like enhanced strength and smelling. can confirm that post surgery I had enhanced smells
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Glad you lived, hope that some of the donations have helped. I've literally had like 10 avatars in the last 2 days so that should help too.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:41 |
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get well get will soon we wish you to get well~ The neck vagina kind of makes you remind me of rickity cricket (a character on tv that also suffers a lot)
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:41 |
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Lowtax posted:They pull them out through the front. Holy poo poo. The front? Well done not dying.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:41 |
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drat they slit ur throat and you survived! Remember its never too early to come up with a good story for the wound/scar. Get well soon lowtax!
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 04:42 |
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Come back to Chicago! DRINK THE MALORT
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I think you're dead. fake news.
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Surviving is the least metal thing you could have done during the surgery.
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satanic splash-back posted:Surviving is the least metal thing you could have done during the surgery. Surviving having your neck vertebrae pulled out through your throat is p. metal though
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Thanks for not dying Lowtax.
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Lowtax posted:They pull them out through the front. why. It seems like there are more things in the way if you go through the front. also: is this a permanent fix for your problem or are your bones going to keep jellifying
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You could get a tattoo of a knife where it looks like the blade is sticking into the scar and "MS 13" on the sides if you really wanted to impress people.
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Khorne posted:Hey, I'm a little confused and always looking to get schooled. I'm guessing they did this based on the scar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsYyVtBph7E
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Heath posted:I'm guessing they did this based on the scar: I loving hate medicine
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