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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

zenintrude posted:

This is the mode bizarre choice of cover art...



Are you fuckin' kidding?

edit: Even this one without the green.


I guess the theatrical classy approach didn't work that well, so now we go from serif font to sans impact and sell it as a cheap Liam Neeson/Gerard Butler type thriller.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Mar 29, 2018

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The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
Read that as "All the Monkey in the World" and now I'm thinking about how rad Ridley Scott's Planet of the Apes 2 would be.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

CelticPredator posted:

I’ve never heard of it.

Same. Perhaps I was just the wrong age or in the wrong place when it came out too because I have never encountered it.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Is it YA or aimed more at middle school kids?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
It's not too far off from the Narnia books in terms of reading difficulty, if I'm remembering it accurately, so... elementary school?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
:chloe:

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

I hope this is real because it's a perfect message to the people who try to crack jokes during a theatre silence.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



...jeeeeesus

I'm actually pumped for A Quiet Place. The first trailer looked great and I like the leads but this poster is a fart butt.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
https://twitter.com/quietplacemovie/status/979119036729446400

it's, at the very least, just a promo image?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



It’s great.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Clever. I don’t hate it!

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
I kind of wish they didn't do the leading letters in white. It would be more clever if it was more subtle.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


STFU critics, I agree.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
Look at this. LOOK AT IT!!! We've been working on this for four months.



Fun fact: The creative agency cut off the blood stain at that point so you can't even scale that poo poo for other formats in any way.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
:lol: looks like it was done in an afternoon by the intern. I wish I could know the exact dollar amount that cost, but it would probably just make me sad.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
I'll never get to know the cost either, but all four actors had a separate photo shoot for this and three of them (the credited ones) don't come cheap in Germany. So that alone should be a year's salary for the pics alone.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Shut the gently caress up is exactly what most horror movie characters need to be told

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Someone's going to bring an airhorn to that movie.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

AlexF posted:

Look at this. LOOK AT IT!!! We've been working on this for four months.



How the gently caress do shadows work nobody knows

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The Shadow knows.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
You guys dont overlook the ballin cartoon house that wasnt made in 5 minutes in adobe illustrator.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Macksy posted:

You guys dont overlook the ballin cartoon house that wasnt made in 5 minutes in adobe illustrator.

my house is so minimalist it doesn't even exist :smug:

e: Also pool steps that turn into a ladder? What non-euclidean madness is this?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




NoneMoreNegative posted:

e: Also pool steps that turn into a ladder? What non-euclidean madness is this?

Oh god they're making me dizzy.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

e: Also pool steps that turn into a ladder? What non-euclidean madness is this?

Reading this and then checking out the steps made me laugh for a solid minute, thank you.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Featuring ineffective security cameras.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Stare-Out posted:

Featuring ineffective security cameras.

I'm assuming that's on purpose, given the look not-Peter Stormare is giving not-Dolph Lundgren.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/979729523288756225

https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/979729439838949376

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/pentagram/status/979488142708363264

I didn't notice the work done on this Ready Player One logo because of all the other stuff that usually surrounds it. Pretty cool.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Stare-Out posted:

Featuring ineffective security cameras.

Oh man, the clone stamping on the foliage around the cameras...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ryan Reynolds shared this.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I assumed that was a detail from the Google Maps Where's Wally thing.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/marvelstudios/status/981607387256602624?s=21

Thread of character posters. Still no Hawkeye.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
At this point I’m guessing that some news about Jeremy Renner is on the verge of dropping and they’re actively trying to hide the fact he’s in the film

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Thanos will kill everyone but Hawkeye, second movie is him saving the day, clearly.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Bless Hawkguy. He is the best character.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Hawkeye's arrows have more character than he does.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
he has a nice chin, that's got to count for something. he's probably the second hottest avenger

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


GrandpaPants posted:

Hawkeye's arrows have more character than he does.

He's a loving father and a very chill hero.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Inzombiac posted:

He's a loving father

God, that was terrible. All the best Hawkeye comics are about Hawkeye being a slutty fuckup. But in Avengers 2 they gave him a family, ruling out using those stories later and completely changing the character. And the only narrative purpose of doing that was to make Black Widow feel worse about being a barren monster.

Josh Whedon is such a talentless hack.

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