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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:his majesty the king is a godly man himself, led astray by his wicked advisers his royal majesty, duke of all the divisions, lord of the analysts, king hair force iv
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godfucking damnit i though pleasurekevin was back
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Mar 30, 2018 02:59
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i request pram's av next
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:godfucking damnit i though pleasurekevin was back he is tho
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Mar 30, 2018 03:01
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Stymie posted:i request pram's av next no no do cremnob
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Mar 30, 2018 03:05
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:his majesty the king is a godly man himself, led astray by his wicked advisers lol no the king has the privilege of being insulated from the teams of people who have to implement his calls, whether they be rooted in hands-clasped-in-tech-ceo-namaste-position altruism or rock-hard stone-cold capitalism. middle management still sucks
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Mar 30, 2018 03:07
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FMguru posted:thank you 
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Rex-Goliath posted:no no do cremnob cremnob will return in 2028
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Mar 30, 2018 03:18
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Scott Forstall posted:lol no the king has the privilege of being insulated from the teams of people who have to implement his calls, whether they be rooted in hands-clasped-in-tech-ceo-namaste-position altruism or rock-hard stone-cold capitalism. nah, it’s kim, the po, and the phalanx of epms that are loving things up. their job is to mistranslate information between layers until it matches their schedule. they are the antithesis of quality and yet the eteam believes they are the solution to improving it. brbs will continue until the slope improves, etc
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Mar 30, 2018 03:36
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Stymie posted:lol the parade of avs continues, but the fishmech av was better 
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Mar 30, 2018 03:39
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The Management posted:nah, it’s kim, the po, and the phalanx of epms that are loving things up. their job is to mistranslate information between layers until it matches their schedule. they are the antithesis of quality and yet the eteam believes they are the solution to improving it. how are you going to make 100 million of something without a shitload of process and procedure
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Mar 30, 2018 06:36
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Also I wish Apple would do something to fix notification defaults such that they only solicit attention when necessary, as opposed to immediately delivering ever engagement-juicing Hail Mary and white noise iMessage response. The basic model hasn’t changed in nearly a decade.
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Mar 30, 2018 07:50
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ah man i was looking for this lol saved
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Mar 30, 2018 07:55
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Kobayashi posted:Also I wish Apple would do something to fix notification defaults such that they only solicit attention when necessary, as opposed to immediately delivering ever engagement-juicing Hail Mary and white noise iMessage response. The basic model hasn’t changed in nearly a decade. "could be worse, could be anroid"
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Mar 30, 2018 08:53
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has there been any confirmation that the imessage out of order bug is related to icloud poo poo or some change in the way apples handling imessage storage behind the scenes? anecdotal, but i have an x that i didnt restore from a backup and i havent seen it at all, but all of my friends who have phones that theyve updated to 11 have all seen it.
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Mar 30, 2018 13:58
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Kobayashi posted:Also I wish Apple would do something to fix notification defaults such that they only solicit attention when necessary, as opposed to immediately delivering ever engagement-juicing Hail Mary and white noise iMessage response. The basic model hasn’t changed in nearly a decade. just disable notifications for things unless they are actually important
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Mar 30, 2018 14:46
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:just disable notifications because nothing is that important
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Mar 30, 2018 14:52
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:just disable notifications for things unless they are actually important
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Mar 30, 2018 14:58
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lol if you don’t have notifications disabled for everything except text messages and maybe lyft
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Mar 30, 2018 15:07
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pram posted:ah man i was looking for this lol saved 
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Mar 30, 2018 15:27
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:just disable notifications for things unless they are actually important “We exist and the intersection of technology and liberal arts, privacy is a human right, and we built a machine learning model into our web browser to block malicious tracking cookies, but also we think the individual owners of a billion+ iOS devices should janitor their notification settings.”
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Mar 30, 2018 15:36
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not really janitoring if you dont mash 'ok' every time tim helpfully asks you 'hey do you want this app to bug you or nah'
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Mar 30, 2018 15:51
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i think a big part of the issue with apple is they consider you a nuisance edge case if you don't literally upgrade all your devices every two years
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Mar 30, 2018 15:56
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love 2 deny notifications also, gently caress whoever decided what the internet really needed was a way for thirsty-rear end news media sites to push notifications to your browser
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Mar 30, 2018 15:57
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The macOS 10.13.4 update includes a firmware update for my 8 year old MacBook Pro, that’s kind of amazing
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Mar 30, 2018 16:09
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r u ready to WALK posted:The macOS 10.13.4 update includes a firmware update for my 8 year old MacBook Pro, that’s kind of amazing apple, a company in decline, is constantly looking to the past 
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Mar 30, 2018 16:12
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Kobayashi posted:“We exist and the intersection of technology and liberal arts, privacy is a human right, and we built a machine learning model into our web browser to block malicious tracking cookies, but also we think the individual owners of a billion+ iOS devices should janitor their notification settings.” lmao how the hell is pushing ‘no’ the first time you launch an app janitoring?
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Mar 30, 2018 16:14
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kobayashi is holding his breath until timb can guess the number he’s thinking! this is a loving atrocity that apple thinks they can get away with just ASKING for the number who the gently caress do they think they are??? better hurry up tim, kobayashi’s turning blue!!
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Mar 30, 2018 16:16
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infernal machines posted:love 2 deny notifications does any bowser have a global setting for it? like don't even ask, i'm never going to give the permission to any site
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Mar 30, 2018 16:18
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Wheany posted:does any bowser have a global setting for it? like don't even ask, i'm never going to give the permission to any site safari does. i don't see it in  tho
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Mar 30, 2018 16:23
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Wheany posted:does any bowser have a global setting for it? like don't even ask, i'm never going to give the permission to any site firefox does, now, i'm not sure if it was there all along because i only went looking for it recently and it's a couple levels deep in the options menu
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Mar 30, 2018 16:34
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Bulgakov posted:"could be worse, could be anroid" i mean, it's a true statement
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r u ready to WALK posted:The macOS 10.13.4 update includes a firmware update for my 8 year old MacBook Pro, that’s kind of amazing judging by the recent stupid OS bug spree it will likely brick it lol
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Mar 30, 2018 16:40
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DuckConference posted:how are you going to make 100 million of something without a shitload of process and procedure software is infinitely reproducible, it doesn’t matter if you make one or one hundred million. the limit is team’s ability to meet the schedule. if you keep piling on releases and increasing the number of devices that are supported then the team is always converging so can’t make forward progress, features get punted or released with bugs, technical debt piles up and no one has any time to work it down. so they react to that by increasing process which slows everything down more and makes the problem worse. rinse, repeat.
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Mar 30, 2018 16:52
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echinopsis posted:lady at work was kinda like amazed at my oiphone a bit and asked how much it cost and I said it was three fifity (a refurb SE) which IMO is amazing value for the phone you get, and if you spend that on a new android youd get a turd, and I think she was very very surprised at how much it was compared to everyone else with an iphone who might have a 6 or 7 but bought new and people spending $600+ so assume the iphone is out of reach I want timb to realise the oiphone SE2 cos I need a new phone but it feels like I've missed the boat on buying an SE at this point
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The Management posted:software is infinitely reproducible, it doesn’t matter if you make one or one hundred million. the limit is team’s ability to meet the schedule. if you keep piling on releases and increasing the number of devices that are supported then the team is always converging so can’t make forward progress, features get punted or released with bugs, technical debt piles up and no one has any time to work it down. so they react to that by increasing process which slows everything down more and makes the problem worse. rinse, repeat. aren’t you a hardware engineer
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The Management posted:software is infinitely reproducible, it doesn’t matter if you make one or one hundred million at least someone in this forum understands the inherent worthlessness of software
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Mar 30, 2018 18:09
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oh wow thanks for a classic av to whomever
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Mar 30, 2018 18:09
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you're welcome buddy 
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rjmccall posted:aren’t you a hardware engineer all hardware bugs are software bugs late enough in the schedule. that’s when I get them
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