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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Chichevache posted:

That was an implosion.

Pete, get off the forums and go watch more college tapes

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
inflammable means flammable?

what a country

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Geno Smith is indeed visiting the Hawks

gently caress my team.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

Hell, same.

Emptyquoting this.

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Geno Smith is visiting the Seahawks too, glad we're running through every ex-Jets QB in order to not consider Kap. I, for one, am excited to see Bryce Petty wear the wolf grey after Suh and Donald spitroast Russ.

RIP the Seahawks as a worthy adversary. You might still beat us, but I'll no longer respect your collection of cheating, inept pondscum for it.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Pete, get off the forums and go watch more college tapes

I appreciate this post.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/979170194097664001

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Holy poo poo I'm dying lmao

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
We're probably overdue for a new thread title, so this is an open call for suggestions

NFC West: Sherman's march to Bay Area
NFC West: Rams, 49ers conspire to bring back 80s division races
NFC West: Pour one out for the LOB
NFC West: Russell Wilson will need way more nanobubbles now
NFC West: So ... what is the Cardinals' plan, exactly?

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
NFC West: Cardinals still here

Edit: Murder of Russel Wilson by the Coward John Schneider

algebra testes fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 30, 2018

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jets fools meet seattle teams

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
If I was choosing from those I guess I'd go for the nanobubbles thing. I hadn't heard about that and I looked it up and that's pretty lmao

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Benne posted:

NFC West: Sherman's march to Bay Area

"Sherman's march from the SEA"

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

"Sherman's march from the SEA"

Now we're talkin'!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Leperflesh posted:

"Sherman's march from the SEA"

this is the winner

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I'm partial to The Assassination of Russell Wilson by the Coward John Schneider myself but it probably won't fit so the Sherman ones are solid as well

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rams: gotta catch em all

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Leperflesh posted:

"Sherman's march from the SEA"

I hope a mod is reading this thread because we have our winner

Also Thomas Rawls signed with the Jets :rip:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

Also Thomas Rawls :rip:

ftfy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
rawlols

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Leperflesh posted:

"Sherman's march from the SEA"

It's this

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I was extremely horney when Forever_Peace was running those advanced statistic analyses of running backs and the model though Rawls looked like a more productive version of Beast Mode.

Then Rawls got injured and was never the same RIP.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
I feel bad for Rawls. He had that really good season where I thought he'd might be our new feature back and replace Lynch and then he got injured bad.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Benny the Snake posted:

I feel bad for Rawls. He had that really good season where I thought he'd might be our new feature back and replace Lynch and then he got injured bad.

:same:

I thought that he and Tyler Lockette were both going to be big for the Seahawks. Meh, I was half right.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
John Schneider: "Trust the process"

:dogbutton:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Just got triggered to 2004 Mariners season

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Its Rinaldo posted:

Just got triggered to 2004 Mariners season

Ffffffff

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

God even if it's largely worked out for the Sixers I really just do not like that phrase

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Mods please change thread title to "NFC West: Trust The Process" tia

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
It JUST got the 🐐 title let it breathe!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

yeah we had a thread called "trust the Prosise" before anyway

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Grooming Brian Schottenheimer for the HC job

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Should be given to a real seattle man.

Jim Zorn where u at.

E: i always get the avant garde sax player and the ex seahawks qb / redskins rofl coach confused.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I always forget that David Johnson exists, if Larry doesn't retire and Sam Bradford doesn't die could the Cardinals be good?

https://twitter.com/OmarDRuiz/status/981245163921027073

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
patriots you FUCKS

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DariusLikewise posted:

I always forget that David Johnson exists, if Larry doesn't retire and Sam Bradford doesn't die could the Cardinals be good?

https://twitter.com/OmarDRuiz/status/981245163921027073

David Johnson is one of the most complete backs in the NFL. Great moves, amazing strength, decent quickness and straight line speed. He moves like a small guy but I think he's over six feet and has got a lot of heft to him. I'm really excited to see him come back and really stoked to see how that offense works out. I think if Bradford stays healthy and D Johnson is back the Cards could hold their own.

Spoeank posted:

patriots you FUCKS

Brandin Cooks to the Rams. OBJ dream dead and I'm glad

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
This new Arizona team, if completely healthy, is easily top 10 in the NFL.

Who knows how long they stay healthy for.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This new Arizona team, if completely healthy, is easily top 10 in the NFL.

Who knows how long they stay healthy for.

Why are you quoting yourself from 2015 :confused:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Coldforge posted:

Why are you quoting yourself from 2015 :confused:

I feel like that quote could be applied to every year since they got Palmer.

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

Brandin Cooks to the Rams. OBJ dream dead and I'm glad

:agreed:

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