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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Also they drive white trucks, not red ones :eng101:

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

No they don't. You might be thinking of the SES.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
https://www.change.org/p/royal-commission-petition-for-a-royal-commission-into-abc-misuse-of-funds-for-purposes-of-pushing-an-agenda



Change.org is a real scrunts nest

Anidav fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Mar 30, 2018

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Mr Chips posted:

all ~50,000 CFA volunteers? I've tried to read up on this CFA/UFU thing but it still makes no sense to an outsider.

The CFA volunteers were certainly welcome relief when they came over to SA for the Pinery creek fire a few years ago, and their skill level wasn't an issue.

I met with a bunch of firefighters not long ago for work and they said a key issue is that there's no basic skill level or training requirement for CFA volunteers, so sometimes they'll rock up to a job and get helpful people who know what they're doing, and sometimes they get there and find people whose only qualification is that they can drive and live nearby.

Another problem is that the way in which MFB/CFA territory distribution was outdated to the extreme. In the '60s they drew a circle around the GPO (I think it was like 20km but I could be off on that) and said everywhere in that circle was MFB, everywhere outside was CFA. As a result of that, you had some highly suburban/metropolitan areas classed as CFA, which makes no sense at all.

It's also disingenuous for the dispute to be classed as CFA vs MFB - there's huge support from within the CFA for the changes, but as always and with anything, there are a few who don't like it, so of course it gets reduced and simplified by the media to "CFA vs MFB".

I saw what you did with incendiary.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Ctrl-F, marx, 1 result found

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012



:ironicat:

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Whitlam posted:

I met with a bunch of firefighters not long ago for work and they said a key issue is that there's no basic skill level or training requirement for CFA volunteers, so sometimes they'll rock up to a job and get helpful people who know what they're doing, and sometimes they get there and find people whose only qualification is that they can drive and live nearby.
Bloody hell...with the SA CFS you should at weekly meetings for skills/briefings, plus annual equipment skills maintenance. The initial training course is pretty much the same as the MFS initial training course. (Everyone in the hills thinks that Burnside CFS are knobs though.)

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Mar 30, 2018

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Bill Posters posted:

No they don't. You might be thinking of the SES.

Actually, I was thinking of the CFS in SA, who do use white trucks

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Honestly it's pretty sad hearing volunteer firefighters are a problem because having lived in bushfire country when half the sky turned black it's like the goddamn Rescue Heroes showing up

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

NTRabbit posted:

Actually, I was thinking of the CFS in SA, who do use white trucks

Fair enough but I don't think the MFB has too many problems with the SA CFA.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I just assumed every volunteer rural fire brigade was equipped with white vehicles as a sensible and easy way to differentiate them from professional metropolitan services.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Mr Chips posted:

Bloody hell...with the SA CFS you should at weekly meetings for skills/briefings, plus annual equipment skills maintenance. The initial training course is pretty much the same as the MFS initial training course. (Everyone in the hills thinks that Burnside CFS are knobs though.)

CFA volunteers try and say this. “Oh we’re just as skilled as the professionals.”

And then they turn up to structure fires and don’t have anyone qualified to wear breathing apparatus to go into burning structures.

Or they drive trucks to incidents, with no one qualified to use them, so the appliance isn’t able to be used. This has the added effect of stopping the appliance from being able to be used anywhere else.

Or they start fires in their local area so they can be the hero.

I guess at least it’s not as bad as down in Tasmania when some dickhead actually burned down the local volunteer fire shed with the appliance in it accidentally because he wanted to be the first to the truck and go fight a fire.

Mr Chips posted:

all ~50,000 CFA volunteers? I've tried to read up on this CFA/UFU thing but it still makes no sense to an outsider.

Closer to 30,000.

UFU wants consultation. So when the CFA wants to bring in new uniforms/equipment/trucks they’re actually able to be used safely. Rather than the cheapest poo poo on the market like when MFB was supplying firefighters wth flammable personal protective equipment/clothing in the 80s/90s.

CFA vols backed up Turnbull in the lead up to 2016 federal election. Turnbull forms government. Passed legislation saying that volunteers are able to object to any clauses in the CFA professional firefighter’s EBA. Hence no EBA is ever going to pass.

So the UFU wants one entity for career firefighters, and for the CFA to be volunteer only. Vic Labor backs this position, and hence the ~22 hour legislation debate yesterday.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
fire is revolutionary and anyone who fights it is bourgie scum

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Birdstrike posted:

fire is revolutionary and anyone who fights it is bourgie scum

A guillotine blade smeared with flammable gel before each strike

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Inescapable Duck posted:

Honestly it's pretty sad hearing volunteer firefighters are a problem because having lived in bushfire country when half the sky turned black it's like the goddamn Rescue Heroes showing up

Seems more like a few tory poo poo-stirrers claiming to speak for all volunteers while pursuing a partisan agenda.

There's no way in hell we can afford to have full-time professional brigades covering remote and rural areas.

It does sound like the Vic CFA is a shambles though.

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Mar 30, 2018

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
If the services of volunteers are required to keep the community safe then they should not be volunteers, they should be paid staff who are fully and comprehensively trained with regular skills maintenance. In my experience, there's no way you can have volunteers commit the required time to get them up to the required standards and keep them there.

The end result is:

Dude McAwesome posted:

And then they turn up to structure fires and don’t have anyone qualified to wear breathing apparatus to go into burning structures.

Or they drive trucks to incidents, with no one qualified to use them, so the appliance isn’t able to be used. This has the added effect of stopping the appliance from being able to be used anywhere else.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

Mr Chips posted:

Seems more like a few tory poo poo-stirrers claiming to speak for all volunteers while pursuing a partisan agenda.

There's no way in hell we can afford to have full-time professional brigades covering remote and rural areas.

It does sound like the Vic CFA is a shambles though.

The CFA isn't 100% volunteer though, it does have paid firefighters. The plan Dandrews wants is for a new service to exist, Fire Rescue Victoria which would be an all professional branch. It would replace the MFB and the paid CFA brigades around the state, bringing the paid and professional outer suburban CFA bridages and the large regional brigades (Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo, Mildura etc) into the same league as the current MFB ones. And then you'd have CFA for the rest of the state in rural areas which would be volunteer only.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Rescue_Victoria

Fire Rescue Victoria: 82 stations across 14 cities/towns, 3,400 staff

Existing MFB: 47 stations in Melbourne inner & middle ring suburbs only. ~2,300 staff

Existing CFA: 1220 brigades, 1080 career firefighters, 1000 support staff, 35,500 volunteer firefighters

So yeah, it makes sense to combine the paid service which can then be funded and trained to the same level across the state where required.

drunkill fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Mar 30, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
For context I'm talking about about SA volunteer firefighters, was loving crazy to see Adelaide suburb marked trucks showing up south of Port Lincoln. When your grandma's place is on fire, it's something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-KjoqfsFo&t=15s

But yeah, in this country, you need people who'll fight the fires guaranteed by the biome. We can and should pay for them.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Periphery posted:

If the services of volunteers are required to keep the community safe then they should not be volunteers, they should be paid staff who are fully and comprehensively trained with regular skills maintenance. In my experience, there's no way you can have volunteers commit the required time to get them up to the required standards and keep them there.

The end result is:
I'm pretty confident the majority of volunteers would be fine with a full time professional firefighting and emergency service covering rural and remote areas. Not having to spend 2 hours at the shed on a Monday night or do a 3am callout because someone rolled their car into a gully is a pretty easy thing to sell. The average SA CFS brigade spends ~1000 hours responding to all calls each year, yet at any given moment has a full crew on call. Going by the SA MFS Enterprise Agreement, to cover that with professional firefighters would cost at least 1.2 million per annum. There are about 400 CFS brigades in SA.


Yours and Dude McAwesome's CFA anecdotes are the polar opposite of my CFS experience. Our small brigade had two 3000l appliances, each with 2-4 breathing apparatus, and >95% of the time we had ~*volunteers*~ available who were competent and certified in their use. We used the breathing kits less for for structural fires than we did for chemical spills (we had 3x as many dangerous chemical spills as structure fires). In my time we spent more 4x more hours on more floods or on vehicle crashes than actual grass fires (and nearly all those fire hours were at one big fire), and always had crews on pager duty who were current in all of the apparatus.

drunkill posted:

Existing CFA: 1220 brigades, 1080 career firefighters, 1000 support staff, 35,500 volunteer firefighters
holy poo poo that's a lot of resources, SA CFS has ~130 salaried staff total, and pretty much none of them are front line firefighters.

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Mar 30, 2018

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.


Matthew Guy literally looks like one of those post-mortem posed photos Victorian families took.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Reminder that the CFA covers a not insignificant chunk of metropolitan melbourne for reasons passing understanding in the 21st century.

Dude McAwesome posted:

CFA vols backed up Turnbull in the lead up to 2016 federal election. Turnbull forms government. Passed legislation saying that volunteers are able to object to any clauses in the CFA professional firefighter’s EBA. Hence no EBA is ever going to pass.

Like I don't get this, or the legality of it. Isn't this a massive overreach on the part of the Federal government?

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
My mother frequently complains to me about her boomer friends. Tonight she had dinner with one of them that thought it was really funny and clever that Matthew Guy had screwed over Andrews by double crossing him on the pairing issue.

There's another group she's known for 40 years that keep yelling at her about how great Peter Dutton is and at least those refugees are safe in their accommodation in Nauru.

Monthly reminder to kill all boomers

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hiddenmovement posted:

My mother frequently complains to me about her boomer friends. Tonight she had dinner with one of them that thought it was really funny and clever that Matthew Guy had screwed over Andrews by double crossing him on the pairing issue.

There's another group she's known for 40 years that keep yelling at her about how great Peter Dutton is and at least those refugees are safe in their accommodation in Nauru.

Monthly reminder to kill all boomers

tell her to :sever: their heads from their bodies

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CATTASTIC fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 30, 2018

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Periphery posted:

If the services of volunteers are required to keep the community safe then they should not be volunteers, they should be paid staff who are fully and comprehensively trained with regular skills maintenance. In my experience, there's no way you can have volunteers commit the required time to get them up to the required standards and keep them there.

I agree. It's pretty poo poo that the coast guard here is almost entirely volunteers too.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Weird to have the coat of arms on a shopping list. It's not meant to be just slapped onto something to look pretty

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

bandaid.friend posted:

Weird to have the coat of arms on a shopping list. It's not meant to be just slapped onto something to look pretty

There are guidelines, but of course

Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet posted:

Senators and Federal Members of Parliament may use the Arms in the course of their duties as Parliamentarians.

Presumably trying to be reelected is their primary duty.

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday

Cool if you're out of potatoes just leave it blank and you'll remember.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

Mr Chips posted:

I'm pretty confident the majority of volunteers would be fine with a full time professional firefighting and emergency service covering rural and remote areas. Not having to spend 2 hours at the shed on a Monday night or do a 3am callout because someone rolled their car into a gully is a pretty easy thing to sell. The average SA CFS brigade spends ~1000 hours responding to all calls each year, yet at any given moment has a full crew on call. Going by the SA MFS Enterprise Agreement, to cover that with professional firefighters would cost at least 1.2 million per annum. There are about 400 CFS brigades in SA.


Yours and Dude McAwesome's CFA anecdotes are the polar opposite of my CFS experience. Our small brigade had two 3000l appliances, each with 2-4 breathing apparatus, and >95% of the time we had ~*volunteers*~ available who were competent and certified in their use. We used the breathing kits less for for structural fires than we did for chemical spills (we had 3x as many dangerous chemical spills as structure fires). In my time we spent more 4x more hours on more floods or on vehicle crashes than actual grass fires (and nearly all those fire hours were at one big fire), and always had crews on pager duty who were current in all of the apparatus.

holy poo poo that's a lot of resources, SA CFS has ~130 salaried staff total, and pretty much none of them are front line firefighters.

Sorry, I should have been clearer: my experience is with the Vic SES, not CFA. But I would think there's a pretty big cross-over between the two in terms of training and time limitations of volunteers.

From my point of view, I see pretty much nothing that the SES does that couldn't be rolled into either the professional firefighters or police duties - assuming you increase their resources as required. You might need to enlarge the scope of the pro firefighters so they are more of a disaster response agency (which would include man-made and natural disasters) but it shouldn't be a big issue imo.

The only part of SES that I think might benefit from volunteers is the real labour intensive things like missing person/evidence searches (actually the polices responsibility but they are way under-resourced most of the time) or things like sand bagging/door knocking during major floods. But you could easily reduce SES volunteers to people trained in that real basic stuff (who would be overseen by paid professionals) and replace the current unit structures with a less time intensive and more spatially dispersed system to cover training etc.

Dr. Miracle
Feb 13, 2008

born to shart

What’s this in reference to?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Solemn Sloth posted:



Matthew Guy literally looks like one of those post-mortem posed photos Victorian families took.

I’m really not looking forward to his inevitable 16 year reign as premier.

Brought to you by The Herald Sun and Apex Gang.

E: once again I’ve upset someone in here and gotten a new avatar. Things that apparently upset whomever is buying these things: slagging off military “people” and discussing Vic fire services.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Periphery posted:

Sorry, I should have been clearer: my experience is with the Vic SES, not CFA. But I would think there's a pretty big cross-over between the two in terms of training and time limitations of volunteers.

From my point of view, I see pretty much nothing that the SES does that couldn't be rolled into either the professional firefighters or police duties - assuming you increase their resources as required. You might need to enlarge the scope of the pro firefighters so they are more of a disaster response agency (which would include man-made and natural disasters) but it shouldn't be a big issue imo.

The only part of SES that I think might benefit from volunteers is the real labour intensive things like missing person/evidence searches (actually the polices responsibility but they are way under-resourced most of the time) or things like sand bagging/door knocking during major floods. But you could easily reduce SES volunteers to people trained in that real basic stuff (who would be overseen by paid professionals) and replace the current unit structures with a less time intensive and more spatially dispersed system to cover training etc.

It'll come down to more jobs vanishing from the bush and that's not politically viable despite any other good & sensible parts of your plan.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

DancingShade posted:

It'll come down to more jobs vanishing from the bush and that's not politically viable despite any other good & sensible parts of your plan.

Wouldn't replacing a bunch of volunteers in the bush with paid staff create more jobs though?

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
The long weekend is off to a good start. Today I learned from an age pensioner that the age pension is not welfare.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Throwback Thursday: Dutton Rocks The Three-Quarter Cargos From His Undercover Cop Days




As excitement brews in the office of Home Affairs about a possible leadership spill, Peter Dutton MP has today thrown on what he calls ‘civilian clothes’ in an attempt to prove to the Australian public that he is in fact a normal human.

It is believed Dutton went searching through the basement of his Canberra rental this morning to find a pair of quadruple-pocketed three-quarter cargo shorts – an outfit staple from back in the day when he was arresting homeless people for marijuana possession on Brisbane’s Ferny Grove line.

As a former undercover drug detective from Brisbane, Peter Dutton’s entire understanding on ‘casual wear’ is related directly to clothes that cops try to wear to look like they aren’t cops.

Commonly seen undercover cop attire includes three-quarter cargo shorts, three-quarter denim shorts, Quicksilver button ups and New Balance sneakers.

As the embattled Prime Minister faces yet another unflattering newspoll survey, his only far-right-wing ally in the Coalition looks to be making a move on the youth vote, by rocking up to Parliament in his funky casual threads.

It is believed while getting dressed for work this morning, Dutton was unable to find a t-shirt that didn’t have a ‘marriage alliance’ logo sprawled across the front of it, and had to settle for a work shirt with rolled up sleeves.

“Haha. Gotta catch the last of the warmer weather” said the Minister, while bending over to fold up the hem on his groovy shorts.

“Because, like any normal humans, I enjoy summer”

“I also like footy ball and white people”

“Aussie Aussie”

“Oi Oi!”


http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/throwback-thursday-dutton-rocks-the-three-quarter-cargos-from-his-undercover-cop-days/

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Technically, thi's is scaly porn.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Mr Chips posted:

The long weekend is off to a good start. Today I learned from an age pensioner that the age pension is not welfare.

What was their reasoning for this? “A lifetime of working hard”?

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Dude McAwesome posted:

What was their reasoning for this? “A lifetime of working hard”?

Yeah, the reasoning was a mostly bunch of feelings around themes like that. Working through it rationally with them is beyond me - they accept that there are more people looking for work than there are jobs, but apparently the unemployed should be 'trying harder'.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Exactly this. Whenever I annoy my retiree neighbours about the pension being welfare, the usual retort is “well I paid taxes all my life”

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
If you worked so drat hard all your life, why are you on welfare you filthy bludger?

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