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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Kheldarn posted:

But what if horses had mouths like dogs?

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PaulBearer: Jul 23, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

But what if horses had mouths like dogs?

Nobody would have tried horseback riding. Ever.

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

PaulBearer posted:

Nobody would have tried horseback riding. Ever.

Honestly a terrifying horsedog would be great. Normal horses are boring.

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Scathach posted:

Honestly a terrifying horsedog would be great. Normal horses are boring.

HOrses evolved with dog like mouths and teeth would deffo be apex predators and eat people. :black101:

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Skeleton Mom: Aug 11, 2008

I'm pretty sure that's what Marmaduke was about.

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

MariusLecter posted:

HOrses evolved with dog like mouths and teeth would deffo be apex predators and eat people.

They'd have to have forward-facing eyes to be successful, if you want to be real about it.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 08:18

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Scathach posted:

They'd have to have forward-facing eyes to be successful, if you want to be real about it.

Of course.

Also, horses are pretty much the only other animal that have our endurance for running. So dog mouthed, forward facing eyes, terminator endurance four legged and hoofed blood-thirsty demons.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

At that point all you need to add is wings and scales

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kheldarn posted:

Live action SeaLab lookin' sweet

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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poo poo, it's about time we had another mixed up animals photoshop thread.

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

MariusLecter posted:

HOrses evolved with dog like mouths and teeth would deffo be apex predators and eat people.

There used to be giant-rear end piglike creatures back in the Eocene/Oligocene/Miocene epochs that pretty much had horse legs and vaguely doglike mouths. By all accounts they were scary motherfuckers.

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Those guys were more like giant warthogs.

Maybe not too far off too, pigs and their relatives are probably the only modern hoofed mammals that still eat other animals.

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Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Wild and feral pigs are legitimately dangerous and terrifying.

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Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Don't forget hippos! Their toes are actually mini-hooves. They're big as gently caress and'll eat anything stupid enough to go near them.

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Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

MariusLecter posted:

Of course.

Also, horses are pretty much the only other animal that have our endurance for running. So dog mouthed, forward facing eyes, terminator endurance four legged and hoofed blood-thirsty demons.

I want to weave kevlar into ostrich plumage and scout deep into enemy territory astride my bloodthirsty hellchicken

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Crown this man.

Otoh maybe save your posts for the page they belong on.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

PaulBearer posted:

Nobody would have tried horseback riding. Ever.

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ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Inescapable Duck posted:

Wild and feral pigs are legitimately dangerous and terrifying.

Even domesticated pigs can be scary. Apparently it's a disturbingly common problem for pig farmers to get eaten by their pigs.

Pigs will eat drat near anything and go feral at the slightest provocation. Or even slightest opportunity, it seems. It's like they're actively looking for a reason to gently caress up everything alive they can get near.

They're smart too. Apparently it's really, really difficult to eradicate feral pig populations because any traps you dream up only work once.

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Guy Goodbody posted:

He got better, though.

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Slime: Jan 3, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Maybe not too far off too, pigs and their relatives are probably the only modern hoofed mammals that still eat other animals.

Noooooo. Lots of herbivores will opportunistically eat some meat if they can get hold of it. Like deer. Deer will eat birds.

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Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Birds aren�t mammals, usually.

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Subjunctive posted:

Birds aren�t mammals, usually.

Some of them are occasionally fish, though
https://thefisheriesblog.com/2017/03/01/beavers-are-fish-during-lent/

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Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Pretty sure bats are bugs, though, if that helps.

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Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

Skippy McPants posted:

Don't forget hippos! Their toes are actually mini-hooves. They're big as gently caress and'll eat anything stupid enough to go near them.

They also have a god drat bat'leth or two in their mouth.
Not just upward facing fangs, but FORWARD facing ones, too!

# ? Mar 31, 2018 12:22

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Even domesticated pigs can be scary. Apparently it's a disturbingly common problem for pig farmers to get eaten by their pigs.

Pigs will eat drat near anything and go feral at the slightest provocation. Or even slightest opportunity, it seems. It's like they're actively looking for a reason to gently caress up everything alive they can get near.

They're smart too. Apparently it's really, really difficult to eradicate feral pig populations because any traps you dream up only work once.

So you have seen many pigs eat many men? Was it a bloodbath?

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Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Even domesticated pigs can be scary. Apparently it's a disturbingly common problem for pig farmers to get eaten by their pigs.

Pigs will eat drat near anything and go feral at the slightest provocation. Or even slightest opportunity, it seems. It's like they're actively looking for a reason to gently caress up everything alive they can get near.

They're smart too. Apparently it's really, really difficult to eradicate feral pig populations because any traps you dream up only work once.

A good trap only needs to work once

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There used to be giant-rear end piglike creatures back in the Eocene/Oligocene/Miocene epochs that pretty much had horse legs and vaguely doglike mouths. By all accounts they were scary motherfuckers.

... which "accounts" are these?

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