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Once egg hunting loses its magic the whole thing is pretty lackluster. It's so bad in fact that we eat ham for dinner instead of wasting on of the good meats on this horrible holiday. In America we don't even get a day off. What's the point?
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I disagree. Easter has some benefits like candy, or you know, the religious significance. Valentines and St. Patty’s are the worst because they are only a thing in the US because of the garbage people perpetuating them.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:00
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you could always just ignore it entirely, especially since it isnt a work holiday
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Mar 31, 2018 21:01
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Man I love Easter. We get to dress up like scary monsters and go door-to-door and say TRICK OR TREAT and people give you candy. No, that's not Easter. That's Halloween. On Easter you cook a big turkey dinner and your family comes and you are thankful for all the good things in your life. You're both wrong. Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. The romans crucified him and he was put in the tomb and three days later he rolled back the big rock in front and if he sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of Lent.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:06
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I just learned Easter is this Sunday. A perk of atheism.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:06
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Once egg hunting loses its magic the whole thing is pretty lackluster. It's so bad in fact that we eat ham for dinner instead of wasting on of the good meats on this horrible holiday. In America we don't even get a day off. What's the point? teachers get 3 or 5 days off.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:07
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worshipping ostara tomorrow
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Mar 31, 2018 21:10
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dee eight posted:Man I love Easter. We get to dress up like scary monsters and go door-to-door and say TRICK OR TREAT and people give you candy. It means I am going to eat the hell out of some deviled eggs
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Mar 31, 2018 21:14
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I like how Easter is on a different Sunday every year based on moon phases because no one can actually remember when the most important event in Christianity actually happened even though Jesus took off into space like an Atlas rocket after rising from the dead
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Mar 31, 2018 21:14
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Mar 31, 2018 21:15
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I got a free painted hardboiled egg at the store today. No other holiday has ever given me free stuff. I got this egg for easter so easter is the most profitable.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:16
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Spinster posted:I just learned Easter is this Sunday. A perk of atheism. First time i ever met a born atheist
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Mar 31, 2018 21:16
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Easer sucked growing up cause my mom was a hardline catholic so lots of church and gross food but my kids loving love it cause some creepy rabbit brings chocolate
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Mar 31, 2018 21:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:It means I am going to eat the hell out of some deviled eggs For serious, I just made a big batch of purple pickled eggs last night. But I can't eat many because my arteries are all hosed up and lovely 
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Mar 31, 2018 21:19
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My ***** have you tried Passover?
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Mar 31, 2018 21:20
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Do it ironically posted:Easer sucked growing up cause my mom was a hardline catholic so lots of church and gross food but my kids loving love it cause some creepy rabbit brings chocolate
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Mar 31, 2018 21:21
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Spinster posted:I just learned Easter is this Sunday. A perk of atheism. drat u must feel euphoric
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Mar 31, 2018 21:24
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I'll be lighting a bonfire then dancing naked around it/loving and probably drinking with the rest of the coven. I'm prancing them by spiking the wine with holy water tee hee
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Mar 31, 2018 21:27
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Ever hear of a little-known historical character called Jesus OP?
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Mar 31, 2018 21:28
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We're getting together with friends for dinner tomorrow. Not for Easter, but because ham was on sale and I love me some ham. Gonna slow cook it with a brown sugar glaze. Our realtor also sent us a goodie bag of Easter treats, so I've been munching on a crispy rice chocolate rabbit. I gave the other goodies to a friend's 4 year old. I'm no longer religious and don't care much for Easter, but I'm always up for chocolate and cheap ham.
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Mar 31, 2018 21:29
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Worst part is finding lamb's blood to paint on the door. It's not easy to come by and it's not cheap.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:00
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gently caress ham. I'm having steak.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:10
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Yeah but this year Easter coincides with the best holiday, APRIL FOOLS DAY! So what kind of egg related pranks do you have planned?
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Mar 31, 2018 22:10
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ContraBoss posted:I disagree. Easter has some benefits like candy, or you know, the religious significance. Valentines and St. Patty’s are the worst because they are only a thing in the US because of the garbage people perpetuating them. yeah hunting eggs on zombie messiah day is way better than get laid and get smashed days
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Mar 31, 2018 22:11
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this dweeb is going to talk poo poo about steak and blowjob day next
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Mar 31, 2018 22:11
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Easter? More like LEASTer amirite
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Mar 31, 2018 22:13
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Easter is the best candy holiday bc there's gonna be a ton of it leftover at work on Monday unlike Halloween and Christmas where the discounted candy gets bought up quickly
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Mar 31, 2018 22:13
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Big Beef City posted:I like how Easter is on a different Sunday every year based on moon phases because no one can actually remember when the most important event in Christianity actually happened even though Jesus took off into space like an Atlas rocket after rising from the dead it's almost like it's a repurposed pagan holiday or something !!!
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Mar 31, 2018 22:14
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the only thing that really worried me was the easter. there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an easter binge and i knew wed get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
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Mar 31, 2018 22:16
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I wonder if there are factories producing the big solid chocolate rabbits all year or if they just fire them up in early March.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:20
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Arrhythmia posted:it's almost like it's a repurposed pagan holiday or something !!! 
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Mar 31, 2018 22:22
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Vakal posted:I wonder if there are factories producing the big solid chocolate rabbits all year or if they just fire them up in early March. idk we started receiving Easter candy in January so they're probably already making Halloween candy
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Mar 31, 2018 22:23
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Vakal posted:I wonder if there are factories producing the big solid chocolate rabbits all year or if they just fire them up in early March. thats a good question. Does chocolate have the printing press?
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Mar 31, 2018 22:24
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Easter, like Christmas, means pickled herring for us Swedes. I had some pickled in crayfish+crayfishy sauce and it was delicious. I don't even like fish and it was good on toast.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:25
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Vakal posted:I wonder if there are factories producing the big solid chocolate rabbits all year or if they just fire them up in early March. I'm imagining this huge industrial factory straight from like 1910 with big billowing smoke stacks and the sound of deep, heavy rhythmic metal clangs booming from the interior and an open shipping door from which a single conveyor belt comes and a line of small chocolate rabbits. Next to it is an identical factory. Its conveyor belt has butter lambs. e: we do pickled herring here in Wisconsin too, but that's usually more of a Christmas thing....though it's around all year.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:26
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It's a good thing they only make chocolate rabbits once a year because I'd definitely eat more chocolate if it came shaped like bunnies and chicks with eggshell hats. But gently caress the Peeps company for only giving us two or three months of sugared marshmallows because I love that poo poo and want it all the time.
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Mar 31, 2018 22:30
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Big Beef City posted:I like how Easter is on a different Sunday every year based on moon phases because no one can actually remember when the most important event in Christianity actually happened even though Jesus took off into space like an Atlas rocket after rising from the dead Pagan ritual. You know how they stay obsessed with the moon. Easter isn't in the bible. If Jesus didn't tell you to do it, don't!!
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Mar 31, 2018 22:31
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i like that posted:Pagan ritual. You know how they stay obsessed with the moon. Easter isn't in the bible. If Jesus didn't tell you to do it, don't!! MOON GOD??
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Mar 31, 2018 22:32
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i like that posted:Pagan ritual. You know how they stay obsessed with the moon. Easter isn't in the bible. If Jesus didn't tell you to do it, don't!! but easter is in the bible.
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its pretty much the entire point
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