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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/979347308562276354
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Mar 29, 2018 14:38
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quote:SCL, Cambridge Analytica’s parent company, had access to secret UK information and was singled out for praise by the UK Ministry of Defence for the training it provided to a psychological operations warfare group, according to documents released by MPs. i now get cyberpunk
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Mar 29, 2018 21:03
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https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/979560730839089152?s=19
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Mar 30, 2018 12:58
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Something tells me that particular twitter retard is stretching the truth
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Mar 30, 2018 14:03
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Walmart-Humana
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Apr 1, 2018 00:58
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Apr 1, 2018 01:08
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cvs-aetna also what the gently caress is that a ketchup patty
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Apr 1, 2018 01:20
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ketchup skins
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Apr 1, 2018 01:29
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Food Boner posted:cvs-aetna It appears to be a slightly more solid version of a ketchup packet you pay for like a dumbass
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Apr 1, 2018 01:48
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cant believe you arent appreciating the disruption of the ketchup industry
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Apr 1, 2018 01:50
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like blue apron just keep upping the plastic : food (???) ratio soon well just by plastic for plastics sake
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Apr 1, 2018 01:52
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i want triple cellophane individually wrapped sunflowers seeds with extra flavor packs
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Apr 1, 2018 01:54
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not pictured: the $300 device meant for dispensing the ketchup slice
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Apr 1, 2018 01:55
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$300 ketchup system tyvm
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Apr 1, 2018 02:13
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ugh i was eating a thing of chocolate when i saw this and now i dont like chocolate anymore gently caress you
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Apr 1, 2018 02:17
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Food Boner posted:like blue apron funko pops are already very popular
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Apr 1, 2018 02:22
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Food Boner posted:cvs-aetna kraft singles, but ketchup
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Apr 1, 2018 02:25
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if i had a million dollars, i would start a foundation to combat the spreat of ketchup singles.
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Apr 1, 2018 02:52
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Disrupt Big Tomato Sauce!
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Apr 1, 2018 03:16
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when we guillotine the ceo of heinz will the blood be individually wrapped patties
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Apr 1, 2018 04:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwIgmDRqI&t=12s omg so much 90s
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Apr 1, 2018 05:27
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someone find that ad council commercial they did about accepting people and not shooting them
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Apr 1, 2018 05:34
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wait it’s just a music video they did lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oawqn2f_4
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Apr 1, 2018 05:36
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Omg there's a kickstarter video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwbjI2ZZr0 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagfgfdjkndekjxknsakjzzzzzz ... 
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Apr 1, 2018 05:37
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Like... there's a lot to unpack here.  Emily is a pretty white girl from Michigan. Thac went to a 3rd tier Business school, had an unfortunate kitchen burn accident, wants to bang Emily, and totally TOTALLY believes glistening tomato leather is the future of cheeseburgers.
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Apr 1, 2018 05:48
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oh my christ who would buy it -- i was gonna say they seemed like they were joking but if your doxx is true, im done
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Apr 1, 2018 05:51
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you say doxx like I didn't just type "slice of sauce" into google.
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Apr 1, 2018 06:02
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Food Boner posted:when we guillotine the ceo of heinz No eventually space hypercapitalists will sell off portions of their ground up corpses on the futures markets like ds9 ferenghi
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Apr 1, 2018 06:32
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Larry Parrish posted:It appears to be a slightly more solid version of a ketchup packet you pay for like a dumbass not only that, but it appears to cost ten bucks for an 8-pack so you're paying more than a dollar for that single ketchup packet naturally, people have already paid $25k for it on kickstarter
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Apr 1, 2018 06:41
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This was a promoted tweet for me just now https://twitter.com/sainsburys/status/979059222280273922?s=19
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Apr 1, 2018 09:40
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It's April 1.
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Apr 1, 2018 12:12
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that tweet is from 4 days ago
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Apr 1, 2018 12:14
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Jose posted:that tweet is from 4 days ago 
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Apr 1, 2018 12:50
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i thought i'd been fooled after you posted that because it does seem ridiculous and i was on my phone which doesn't filter out promoted tweets
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Apr 1, 2018 12:59
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Roseanne
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Apr 1, 2018 13:02
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https://twitter.com/math_rachel/status/980601349866844160 edit: going for a double https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/980788535975399429 Crusader has issued a correction as of 14:39 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Apr 2, 2018 03:39
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Apr 2, 2018 17:38
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NO.
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Apr 2, 2018 17:41
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Haha too late. Someday you're gonna go to a loving burger joint, ask for ketchup on your burger, and have a loving slice of pure geohell on a bun
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Apr 2, 2018 18:00
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I've been to a few places that put too much watery ketchup on where it floods out when you squeeze the burger and could use those things. Do they make long strips for hot dogs?
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