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Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Back in 2012 my wife had an internship in DC for the summer. We moved into a hotel in Falls Church VA with our 1.5 year old kid and never EVER drove in the city that entire summer. The one time I even came close to that was taking the freeway through DC to Baltimore early one morning as we left the city in the wake of the direcho that knocked out power to our hotel for four days.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

chitoryu12 posted:

This has never happened again since I got a phone with Google Maps. It often gives us a route that bypasses the Beltway altogether.

The only winning move is not to play.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

chitoryu12 posted:

Back in the dark days before Google Maps was on every phone, my regular trips from Orlando to NYC involved passing through DC. Since our car didn't have a GPS, we printed out directions from Mapquest.

Every time, without fail, we would get lost in DC. Even if we entered the Beltway without heavy traffic, none of the signs would actually match our directions and you would have to swing from one side of the interstate to the other to find the right path. Every single time we would take a wrong turn and end up in a random neighborhood, having to ask for directions from random passersby to get out of the city.

This has never happened again since I got a phone with Google Maps. It often gives us a route that bypasses the Beltway altogether.

Also beware because DC/NOVA recently installed a ton of toll roads that require EZ pass, no way to pay cash, and will send you a big rear end bill in the mail for a penalty because you didn't pay the toll, even though there is literally no other way to get around. Make sure you have an EZpass transponder if you drive near there, basically.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

It's worth every penny to me being in the DC area to be a little closer in so as to not have to deal with the traffic most of the time.
I take the bus or metro to work most days the only times I drive is when I have to be in super early before the buses/trauns start running.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

I can only picture an old mason beating his idiot son when I see this. Truly cursed.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Just grind it off and slap on some more mortar.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

It's a Witch Brick! They're traditional!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Whooping Crabs posted:

Also beware because DC/NOVA recently installed a ton of toll roads that require EZ pass, no way to pay cash, and will send you a big rear end bill in the mail for a penalty because you didn't pay the toll, even though there is literally no other way to get around. Make sure you have an EZpass transponder if you drive near there, basically.

So, what happens if you're a tourist and don't know about these things?
Or you're driving a rental?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Rental companies will tell you, I think. They do in Orlando.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Also beware because DC/NOVA recently installed a ton of toll roads that require EZ pass, no way to pay cash, and will send you a big rear end bill in the mail for a penalty because you didn't pay the toll, even though there is literally no other way to get around. Make sure you have an EZpass transponder if you drive near there, basically.

In Washington state is like $6 cash of $7 by mail.

Worth it to not sit in line and pay on my phone while watching tv at some point.

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

Johnny Aztec posted:

So, what happens if you're a tourist and don't know about these things?
Or you're driving a rental?

You can pick up a convenient 'EZpass To Go' or similarly branded transponder at various rest stops and supermarkets. It's preloaded with $20 in fares, you can instantly stick it on your vehicle, and then you can register it online to use it like a normal one.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Johnny Aztec posted:

So, what happens if you're a tourist and don't know about these things?
Or you're driving a rental?

You get a $40 bill in the mail for a $6 toll

Also DC rest stops lol

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I can't believe anyone actually uses toll roads instead of adding 3 hours to their drive time by taking local roads to circumvent the tolls.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Back in the dark days before Google Maps was on every phone, my regular trips from Orlando to NYC involved passing through DC. Since our car didn't have a GPS, we printed out directions from Mapquest.

Every time, without fail, we would get lost in DC. Even if we entered the Beltway without heavy traffic, none of the signs would actually match our directions and you would have to swing from one side of the interstate to the other to find the right path. Every single time we would take a wrong turn and end up in a random neighborhood, having to ask for directions from random passersby to get out of the city.

This has never happened again since I got a phone with Google Maps. It often gives us a route that bypasses the Beltway altogether.

It helps that Google Maps and Waze have a fairly large editor community behind them. Maps and roads aren't static, and need constant correction.

When I'm not being a professional map nerd at work I spend some of my free time correcting map issues and update requests as well.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


E4C85D38 posted:

You can pick up a convenient 'EZpass To Go' or similarly branded transponder at various rest stops and supermarkets. It's preloaded with $20 in fares, you can instantly stick it on your vehicle, and then you can register it online to use it like a normal one.
Some car rental places have a transponder installed by default and will charge you after the fact with unknown surcharges on top.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
When I was working in DC but living in Virginia there were days where I considered just running myself off the road to my own demise rather than sitting in traffic yet again. DC is hostile to human life and this is reflected in its roadways.

Peachy Nietzsche
Jul 26, 2007

This thread's like staring into the void.
There should be a support group for anyone that had to travel through the 495/270 spur corridor. We lived 9 miles from my wifes office, door to door. Fastest route was via 270 and it would still take her an hour if she left by 6am.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It helps that Google Maps and Waze have a fairly large editor community behind them. Maps and roads aren't static, and need constant correction.

When I'm not being a professional map nerd at work I spend some of my free time correcting map issues and update requests as well.

Also Google Maps is really good about correcting its route to save you time. On one road trip it suddenly has us turning off the interstate to take small, unlit country roads that nobody could have ever predicted to let us skip sections that were heavily backed up due to construction or accidents.

Sometimes I still need to tell my mom to stop fiddling with routes in her head and just use Google, because she always wants to turn off at some other exit and take back roads that she "knows" will get her there faster. Every time she goes against her GPS, she ends up stuck at endless red lights.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


your mom's dildo etc

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Good luck on any exit.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

There are no exits from Australia.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SelenicMartian posted:

There are no exits from Australia.

Not even death? :ohdear:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

SelenicMartian posted:

There are no exits from Australia.

Nah just walk into the nearest crocodile

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


hailthefish posted:

It's a Witch Brick! They're traditional!

Which brick?

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:

Phy posted:

Nah just walk into the nearest crocodile
It's already been tried...

Zil posted:

Not even death.

Also, yea. What Bricks?
Google just gives me Legos.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Zil posted:

Not even death? :ohdear:

Hell is other Australians

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

What is this thing carrying? And how can it possibly require such ridiculous contrivances to take it places?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Is it a windmill tower section?

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe

Gunshow Poophole posted:

What is this thing carrying? And how can it possibly require such ridiculous contrivances to take it places?

It looks like very large wind turbine blades. It isn't one long truck either. There are two trucks where you can barely see the bottom of the second truck in the middle. Two blades per truck I think.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
Ahhh ok I have been deceived! Still cool :)

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

hobbesmaster posted:

Is it a windmill tower section?


Sagebrush posted:

your mom's dildo etc

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Moto42 posted:

Also, yea. What Bricks?
Google just gives me Legos.

It was a "witch window" joke because I forgot this was the OSHA thread and not the Crappy Construction(?) thread.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Sometimes there's a teensy accident when they're transporting those turbine blades. Of course 'teensy' for one of those blades translates to 'whoops that'll gently caress up your year LOL' for everyone else:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWQh8N-A2A

Apparently the blue truck was tailgating the turbine truck and its escort vehicle and managed to clip them, causing everything to go FUBAR. The truck driver got away with minor injuries but another driver smashed into the turbine and was pretty badly injured.


Edit: the real fun way to transport them is to just attach the base of the blade to the truck and have the rest of it just hanging out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cnHui4pFBU

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Apr 3, 2018

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Got a whole new appreciation for the scale of those things. Never been up close so I've no idea how big or small the parts were.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Synthbuttrange posted:

Got a whole new appreciation for the scale of those things. Never been up close so I've no idea how big or small the parts were.

Now you know why they tell windmill engineers to fasten the bolts properly.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gunshow Poophole posted:

Ahhh ok I have been deceived! Still cool :)

Road trains are real, and strong, and are my friend.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Gorilla Salad posted:

Road trains are real, and strong, and are my friend.



What the poo poo?

Is that because you all have a dearth of train tracks laid? That seems like an enormous waste of fuel over a real train, unless that truck engine is specially made for it.

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Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy

Proteus Jones posted:

What the poo poo?

Is that because you all have a dearth of train tracks laid? That seems like an enormous waste of fuel over a real train, unless that truck engine is specially made for it.

Large areas of the outback have only roads and i mean that in the loosest sense of the word

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