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light for the lost posted:i wish they'd walked in on the parents having sex, just like whipping each other, screaming, cursing, both dressed like easter bunnies, and then allison is so hot and bothered she jumps on patrick and they fall down the stairs and he breaks his neck and dies instantly but she just keeps humping until the lower half of his body completely detaches and goose steps around the yard spraying blood everywhere and then the professor shows up and tells us it's all because of the uncertainty principle. meanwhile clevin has burnt the house down and they're all dead. the comic is over, it's over, we're free 
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Apr 2, 2018 09:11
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light for the lost posted:i wish they'd walked in on the parents having sex, just like whipping each other, screaming, cursing, both dressed like easter bunnies, and then allison is so hot and bothered she jumps on patrick and they fall down the stairs and he breaks his neck and dies instantly but she just keeps humping until the lower half of his body completely detaches and goose steps around the yard spraying blood everywhere and then the professor shows up and tells us it's all because of the uncertainty principle. meanwhile clevin has burnt the house down and they're all dead. the comic is over, it's over, we're free "We call it The Strong Female Aristocrats!"
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Apr 2, 2018 11:23
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i question why all of this is happening in the first place patrick stumbled into allison's house like eight months ago looking hobo-chic and then suddenly we're in the lamest possible version of The Cell
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Apr 2, 2018 14:36
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I'm excited for the next update.
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Apr 2, 2018 14:44
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DACK FAYDEN posted:That Man From The TV is a more interesting superhero identity concept than anything in the last two years of this trash
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Apr 2, 2018 15:52
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PetraCore posted:There was a character like this in Worm where his power was everyone saw him as harmless and friendly no matter what he did. Extremely OP.  say what you like about Strong Female Protagonist, it's still miles ahead of Worm
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Apr 2, 2018 15:55
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PetraCore posted:There was a character like this in Worm where his power was everyone saw him as harmless and friendly no matter what he did. Extremely OP. Mental powers are just ripe for abuse and always potentially the most horrifying
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Apr 2, 2018 16:00
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Elephant Parade posted:say what you like about Strong Female Protagonist, it's still miles ahead of Worm
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Apr 2, 2018 18:09
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PetraCore posted:There was a character like this in Worm where his power was everyone saw him as harmless and friendly no matter what he did. Extremely OP. Immunity from suspicion led to I'd say 70% of the cast in a manga I was reading dying. Having the ability to not be suspected of bad things is stupidly powerful. edit: Series was called Battle Destruction School Dangerous. Translations were stalled but it's a fun (if very trashy) series. Brought To You By fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Apr 2, 2018 18:37
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Elephant Parade posted:he was one of the greatest monsters of all time, because Worm is EDIT: Actually I take it back, Allison is always harping on how people should use their powers in the right way but the writer doesn't even have any good idea how the powers work or what the right way would be... there's not a really consistent system in place, everything is just pulled from popular superhero media. Which is fine except then emphasis is placed on how, say, Pintsize shrinking down to fly around in tiny robots is dumb and inefficient and he should just go down to the molecular level and be a scientist even though he sucks at science. But then that raises the question of how him being so small even works in a way dumb ant-man style antics doesn't. I'm not saying you've got to hard science this, but it feels like the writer is asking the readers questions smugly but doesn't actually have an answer. Like I can't believe that Allison was mad at a girl whose power was entirely 'has wings' for not 'doing more with it'... she just has wings, Allison! It's almost entirely superficial! Even Allison's powers all seemingly being rooted in a skintight forcefield giving her practical superstrength, invulnerability, and flight has been done before and with more thought put into it. PetraCore fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Apr 2, 2018 19:30
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I think this thread has gone into before how there's like a million pretty obvious ways a functionally invulnerable person with superstrength could significantly improve the lot of mankind if they wanted to, but most of them involve suppressing the ego and taking directions from someone who knows what the gently caress they're doing rather than being The Hero. This is also where the already really tenuous privilege metaphor falls apart, as the problems of using one's wealth or social status to undo the damage your wealth and caste privilege creates are sort of entirely unlike the problems associated with invulnerability you were just kinda born with, that makes you actually innately superior to lesser mortals rather than the beneficiary of many people robbing many others on your behalf.
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Apr 2, 2018 20:31
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light for the lost posted:i wish they'd walked in on the parents having sex, just like whipping each other, screaming, cursing, both dressed like easter bunnies, and then allison is so hot and bothered she jumps on patrick and they fall down the stairs and he breaks his neck and dies instantly but she just keeps humping until the lower half of his body completely detaches and goose steps around the yard spraying blood everywhere and then the professor shows up and tells us it's all because of the uncertainty principle. meanwhile clevin has burnt the house down and they're all dead. the comic is over, it's over, we're free I love you
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Apr 2, 2018 21:19
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:This is also where the already really tenuous privilege metaphor falls apart, as the problems of using one's wealth or social status to undo the damage your wealth and caste privilege creates are sort of entirely unlike the problems associated with invulnerability you were just kinda born with, that makes you actually innately superior to lesser mortals rather than the beneficiary of many people robbing many others on your behalf. Yup, once you make power innate you're stuck with noblesse oblige as your guiding principle.
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Apr 3, 2018 00:01
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Man that's also a problem with X-men. Like I remember something about the movie where Rogue wanted to be cured and got told off for it because 'you're amazing just the way you are' and it's like yeah but she legit kills people if she touches them skin to skin it's kind of not the same as having the ability to like, control the weather and be a demigod. EDIT: The mutant whose canonical power is that he has an ambulatory, sentient digestive system and he almost starved to death before he learned he had to barf up the two giant worms that make up his digestive track and allow them to eat and then let them burrow painlessly back into his gut is going to have a very different experience than the guy with immortality on a practical level and one of these people is far more able to get killed by someone who is scared of the second one of those people. PetraCore fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 01:17
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see to solve all your problems you just have to have a stranger invade your mind and break everything inside it. *toot*
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Apr 3, 2018 10:28
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Apr 3, 2018 10:44
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Apr 3, 2018 12:01
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Legitimately disappointed his mom isn't the professor's head on a middle-aged woman's body.
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Apr 3, 2018 12:06
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I mean, seriously, e:
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Apr 3, 2018 12:09
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Really awesome synchronicity with the most recent Oglaf, which published before SFP so how about that  
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Apr 3, 2018 12:11
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Quiet! Quiet that!
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Apr 3, 2018 12:34
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What a shocking revelation - his mother was a mean-looking woman we haven't seen before! Only Strong Female Protagonist can bring this level of shock and surprise to the comic medium
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Apr 3, 2018 12:37
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Breetai posted:Quiet! Quiet that!
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Apr 3, 2018 12:54
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What if your mom was your mom? Make you think.
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Apr 3, 2018 13:05
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More like Wrong Female Protagonist.
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Apr 3, 2018 13:15
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Piell posted:What a shocking revelation - his mother was a mean-looking woman we haven't seen before! Only Strong Female Protagonist can bring this level of shock and surprise to the comic medium
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Apr 3, 2018 13:30
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Apr 3, 2018 13:48
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Avs will return, and in greater numbers.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:44
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Imagine that you spent months of hard work building up to what you think will be an unforgettable climax, and it's just cliche after cliche because that's the best you can do. Awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio096u3t1A pospysyl fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 19:01
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Look Patrick stop talking get your stab on and this will all be over faster.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:09
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I think this thread has gone into before how there's like a million pretty obvious ways a functionally invulnerable person with superstrength could significantly improve the lot of mankind if they wanted to, but most of them involve suppressing the ego and taking directions from someone who knows what the gently caress they're doing rather than being The Hero. This is also where the already really tenuous privilege metaphor falls apart, as the problems of using one's wealth or social status to undo the damage your wealth and caste privilege creates are sort of entirely unlike the problems associated with invulnerability you were just kinda born with, that makes you actually innately superior to lesser mortals rather than the beneficiary of many people robbing many others on your behalf. Long ago there was that page where Allison tried to fix a playground but it was all jagged and poo poo. Some guy says "uh ally i dont think thats safe" and shes like "if i knew how to fix it i would!" and im like LEARN HOW
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Apr 4, 2018 04:04
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Baller Ina posted:Long ago there was that page where Allison tried to fix a playground but it was all jagged and poo poo. Some guy says "uh ally i dont think thats safe" and shes like "if i knew how to fix it i would!" If that page was written now she'd just smash the playground harder and it would be fixed.
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Apr 4, 2018 06:01
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I dont recall. Is Patrick adopted? neither of those people look very asian.
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Apr 4, 2018 06:07
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Synthbuttrange posted:I dont recall. Is Patrick adopted? neither of those people look very asian. He's supposed to be Asian?
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Apr 4, 2018 06:08
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Cut down in the prime of their posting career The humanity of it all hurrr
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Apr 4, 2018 08:44
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What was the build-up with the shadows for? Did they just finish watching The Last Jedi or something? Like this comic has no pay-off at this point. It's bad; plain bad.
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Apr 4, 2018 09:13
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The last two villains in this (college republican and homeless psychic) have had mean moms.
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Apr 4, 2018 09:40
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Synthbuttrange posted:I dont recall. Is Patrick adopted? neither of those people look very asian. Mary (invisible serial killer) is asian, I think, but I don't remember Patrick's race being specified
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