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"The Wealth of Nations" but every time the word wealth appears it gets 15% faster |
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Mar 28, 2018 19:53
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Walking down the street obsessing about appendicitis (I do not have appendicitis) and just on the cusp of a panic attack, when I get hit by a falling sattelite. |
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Mar 29, 2018 00:45
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Anxiety Plans And Other Bad Ideas (cont.) Standing in the cracker aisle overwhelmed by the eternal Saltine v. Oyster debate, "I wish a flock of bats would just eat me." |
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Mar 29, 2018 00:53
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I could ask for a raise and a little more respect, but then again I oculd also change my name and move to Brazil... |
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Mar 29, 2018 00:54
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Laconic good. |
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Mar 29, 2018 02:51
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Drinking beer out of wine glasses |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:00
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albany academy posted:Drinking beer out of wine glasses cutting cheese with a bread knife https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:21
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Splatmaster posted:cutting cheese with a bread knife lol, cutting cheese! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:22
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Band name: Fancy Fat Wiper Album name: 'The Audacity of a Bejeweled Margarine Knife' |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:35
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smoking cigarettes with your ears |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:37
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Making canyons out of gopher holes
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Mar 31, 2018 19:02
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Hard time getting my milkshake through this cheese straw |
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Mar 31, 2018 19:17
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Laconic good. always take two tabs of lactic acid ---------------- |
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Mar 31, 2018 23:57
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If you accidently spill a bong throw a pinch of weed over your shoulder
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Apr 1, 2018 00:14
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Splatmaster posted:If you accidently spill a bong throw a pinch of weed over your shoulder |
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Apr 1, 2018 01:22
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Splatmaster posted:If you accidently spill a bong throw a pinch of weed over your shoulder I get so into this superstition + so high that someone is talking about billabong and i instinctively throw a pinch of weed over my shoulder |
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Apr 1, 2018 04:29
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Silent Strummer by Rachael Gnarson seminal work that documented the adverse effects on buttmetal of the indiscriminate use of synths. |
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Apr 1, 2018 06:53
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Eat Stir ad-campaign similar to the got milk? ad-campaign but suggesting people eat more stir fry for Easter dinner |
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Apr 1, 2018 08:01
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rump buttman posted:Silent Strummer I Was A Rap Rock Enabler by The Guy In That Mask In Limp Bizkit |
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Apr 1, 2018 16:37
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something about how us goons are like Buddhist monks doing the sand painting things just to be swept away when done cause we’re posting really sweet things and it’s a chill work of art (made of Cheeto dust, shitposting, chipped off keyboard gunk, etc) but the masterpiece will one day end. it boils down to Richard blowing it all away with his 5.0 upgraded android body’s new leaf blower attachment in the year 2069. I’m still working out the middle. |
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Apr 1, 2018 19:08
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Scandal abounds in the US Forest Service as mascot Smokey The Bear was revealed to have embezzled government funds earmarked for forest fire prevention. Smokey was subdued and apprehended at his luxurious mountain cabin, after a tense five hour standoff between park rangers and Smokey, who was wielding and blasting a flamethrower at them as they repeatedly tried to approach. When asked at his arraignment if he had any statement for the general public, Smokey snarled "Sure...only you can get that *expletive beep* camera out of my face!". The trial is expected to uncover Smokey's links to an illegal waste disposal racket run by Woodsy Owl, and the smuggling of cigarettes from the US into Canada by Bertie Beaver. ---------------- |
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Apr 2, 2018 05:20
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Drinking champagne from a diamond encrusted monkey skull, "I'd give it all up if I could have just one more diamond skull." |
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Apr 2, 2018 23:03
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Eating delicious papaya with my hands at the dinner table whilst my dog is using a fork and knife and glaring at me with disapproval from his bowl on the floor. |
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Apr 2, 2018 23:30
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Scandal abounds in the US Forest Service as mascot Smokey The Bear was revealed to have embezzled government funds earmarked for forest fire prevention. Smokey was subdued and apprehended at his luxurious mountain cabin, after a tense five hour standoff between park rangers and Smokey, who was wielding and blasting a flamethrower at them as they repeatedly tried to approach. |
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| A new holiday that's like valentines day but for showing your appreciation to your drug dealer | |
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Apr 4, 2018 00:36
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Ride The Gravitron posted:A new holiday that's like valentines day but for showing your appreciation to your drug dealer St. Cheech's Day |
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Apr 4, 2018 00:40
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Drinking champagne from a diamond encrusted monkey skull, "I'd give it all up if I could have just one more diamond skull." lol ---------------- |
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albany academy posted:Eating delicious papaya with my hands at the dinner table whilst my dog is using a fork and knife and glaring at me with disapproval from his bowl on the floor. lol ---------------- |
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Apr 4, 2018 03:12
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i want there to be threads about both those things...but not yet...wait a bit first.
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alternative listerine breath strip flavors spring water parmesan beef jerky first puff of cigarette curry
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City of Glompton posted:alternative listerine breath strip flavors first kiss swimming pool puppy breath pen barrel imminent roller coaster drop carbs (for atkins followers) |
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Apr 4, 2018 05:07
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Manifisto posted:first kiss wasabi envelope flap bitcoin (flavor fluctuates) bong juice cane toad |
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Apr 4, 2018 16:51
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On tonight's episode of Coach: Luther has to deal with a prank-loving rookie on the team, Dauber brushes up on his trigonometry to get closer to a beautiful mathematics major at the university, and Coach Fox deals with the dilemma of how to tell Christine the reason why some local Hmong gangsters are coming to the house to cut off his arms tonight. ---------------- |
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Apr 4, 2018 23:15
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Kthulhu5000 posted:On tonight's episode of Coach: M-O-O-N, that spells Coach! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 4, 2018 23:58
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Splatmaster posted:M-O-O-N, that spells Coach! Woah that ref takes me back |
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Apr 5, 2018 00:36
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Holding a sharp stick at a 45 degree angle and standing very still, "It's good to see you all again. How is Gramma doing?" |
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Apr 6, 2018 03:10
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"I didn't know Dave very well when he was alive, but he told me once - I'll never forget this - he told me once that what really mattered in life was the fabulous deal on the McFish now through September." |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:"I didn't know Dave very well when he was alive, but he told me once - I'll never forget this - he told me once that what really mattered in life was the fabulous deal on the McFish now through September." lol "Dave really valued life, much like the value of two for one fish sandwiches. It is a shame he did not get a two for one on life."
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After years of deliberation archaeologists have decided that triceratops may have had a point after all look, this popped into my head at 4am on the way to the bathroom, I'm proud of myself for remembering to post it here even if it's bad! Thanks for reading 
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