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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
there will never be enough strips of nsm flying head first into giant green appendages for no particular reason

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm hoping Jonah is gonna wade in and start backhanding Spidey too

"I'll handle this..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Someone with a lisp yelled "SLAP in the middle panel.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jonah is so mad that there is no one in this conflict he can root for :allears:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


RIP spideys

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

NSM: Dies trying.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


:rip:

What a way to go.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Note that in this universe, Spiderman getting Hulk's catchphrase right is actually wrong.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Jerusalem posted:

I'm hoping Jonah is gonna wade in and start backhanding Spidey too

The Lizard and the Hulk are so shocked that they stop fighting and just watch JJJ beating up Spider-Man. In some nutty way, Spider-Man wins!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Can't believe the next issue is the last and the series finally ends with Spidey dead in a swamp.

He died doing what he loved, getting slapped about by giant green monsters.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm betting MJ shows up to do something hopelessly obnoxious. It's been a while since we've had that.

Moon shot-- the Lizard has been trying to get the floral arrangements ready for Aunt May/Moley's wedding and hasn't gotten the cancellation notice yet.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Ahahahaha

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

I assume "it" is the light at the end of the metaphorical tunnel.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:

So how many times has he jumped between them now? A dozen?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think my favorite part of this is that nsm brought banner along specifically so that he could turn into the hulk and do all the work

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Doc Hawkins posted:

Note that in this universe, Spiderman getting Hulk's catchphrase right is actually wrong.

No, no. NSM Hulk's catchphrase is 'Hulk will Hulk smash'. That's all.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

"Crush me in your big strong manly green arms, Hulk-sama!"

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
now kiss

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

I see the writers got bored of this thread and started hitting up deviant art for ideas.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

That's an edit, right, right?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Stuff in the spoilers is an edit but the rest is pure NSM

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


NSM has a plan and I for one cannot wait to see how it goes!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I've seen weirder setups for a monster threesome

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Synthbuttrange posted:

Stuff in the spoilers is an edit but the rest is pure NSM

lol, I didn't even see the spoiler

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I see Peter has learned from the best



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Man, MJ wants to get it on with Bruce, Peter wants to get it on with Hulk. What's a The Lizard got to do to get some action around here?

amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah

Jerusalem posted:

Man, MJ wants to get it on with Bruce, Peter wants to get it on with Hulk. What's a The Lizard got to do to get some action around here?

Wink at JJJ?

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Jerusalem posted:

Man, MJ wants to get it on with Bruce, Peter wants to get it on with Hulk. What's a The Lizard got to do to get some action around here?

He just needs to switch his attraction powers from reptile to trouser snake.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Connors was really trying to grow his third limb all along, but his choice of slang really threw everyone off

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
So... Is spidey planning on dodging at the last second, so Hulk punches himself in the face? What's his plan if Hulk tries a bear hug instead?

It's that or "Hah! Now you're too confused to be angry!"

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I've got to admit, I'm a little disappointed that everyone's blood donations seem to have left the plot so fast. What's Spider-Man blood do to the Hulk? Make him not the Hulk for ten minutes, then he goes back to normal. What's Hulk blood do to the The Lizard? Make him strong enough to casually slap Spider-Man off a roof, then he goes back to normal.
I demand at least one more strip with blatant The LizardHulkery!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I think the lizard is still supposed to be stronger than normal to be fair. the hulk got nothing tho and that's a bummer

no visual differences is disappointing but unsurprising

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
No visual difference? The lizard leaped up from a surgical table and manifested purple pants right there. If that ain't hulk blood at work I don't know what is.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

the current arc is super stagnant :(

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Cakefarts Carol posted:

the current arc is super stagnant :(

Are you saying that Newspaper Spider-Man strips are often redundant?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Swamps are often stagnant, aren't they?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
'newspaper spiderman is slow' is a truism for both meanings of the phrase.

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