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nono it feels like a bag of sand. As for what it looks like... 
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I have seen a boob.
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Apr 3, 2018 07:12
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Push El Burrito posted:I have seen a boob. Turn on your monitor.
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Posted unironically by a co-worker.  why can't I call black people the n-word anymore, or call the gay kid a human being?! Everyone is so weak!!! ... loving moron
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Never mind that the "generation of emotionally weak people" just stood up and said "no, gently caress YOU" by telling the offensive truth about guns in this country.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Never mind that the "generation of emotionally weak people" just stood up and said "no, gently caress YOU" by telling the offensive truth about guns in this country. To be fair, as in most "activist generations", most of that generation are doing nothing meaningful, like just me and I imagine OP did as teenagers.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:To be fair, as in most "activist generations", most of that generation are doing nothing meaningful, like just me and I imagine OP did as teenagers. Excuse me I did lots of meaningful things at that age including drugs, loving, video games, and music.
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Trig Discipline posted:Excuse me I did lots of meaningful things at that age including drugs, loving, video games, and music. Sometimes all at once!
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Trig Discipline posted:Excuse me I did lots of meaningful things at that age including drugs, loving, video games, and music. Was I talking to you, motherfucker? 
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Push El Burrito posted:I have seen a boob. Yes this makes you *looks at scribbles on hand* President for life.
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Zipperelli. posted:Posted unironically by a co-worker. Here, give him this: 
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get that OUT of my face posted:If you're not following the band Cake on Facebook, you should. They're blatantly trolling people with their statuses. Unfortunately, the angry people responding to them has drastically reduced since the last time I checked. They all must have gotten fed up of taking the bait. Too much carbon monoxide, man.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Here, give him this: Here's some other extremely not offended dudes from the past.    
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Picnic Princess posted:Here's some other extremely not offended dudes from the past. 
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Apr 3, 2018 15:37
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Joke's on him; that's my fetish.
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Unless I'm mistaken, that lady was my high school history teacher. She was an absolutely amazing person. Here she is in 1990, caught in the process of Not loving Around.  e: Actually I'm not sure if that was her. In some places she's listed as the person in that picture, but in other places that picture is given as being from Wichita, not OKC. Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 18:37
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What the gently caress is up with this guy? https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/981205780157300736?s=19
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress is up with this guy? Old Man takes break from yelling at cloud to show the kids he's with it and hip. This and more, tonight at 11.
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress is up with this guy? There really is no difference between going senile and being an extremely online poster
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress is up with this guy? he protected his son from criminal charges from when his son killed and hung a dog.
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No, those shoes would not protect from a falling steak knife. Therefore, you would not be able to wear those if you worked in a restaurant. (I was not prepared for the chemtrails.) I love being barefoot as much as possible, but at the very least, walking on concrete with bare feet sucks. Also the floor in a store is gonna be gross and then that's all over your feet. Be barefoot at home, in your yard, sure, but invest in some of the soft-sole barefoot shoes just for going around in public.
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Apr 3, 2018 18:47
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Mike Huckabee is trying to be a Twitter comedian and failing spectacularly.
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I at first thought chem trails post was a joke but they are actually not joking
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"Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING!" is actually funny-adjacent. The second part, wherein he makes an allusion to Michael Jackson with no reason or sense is not funny at all, but the first part is almost there, which for Huckabee is a goddamn miracle.
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captainOrbital posted:"Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING!" is actually funny-adjacent. The second part, wherein he makes an allusion to Michael Jackson with no reason or sense is not funny at all, but the first part is almost there, which for Huckabee is a goddamn miracle. I think the Michael Jackson part implies that he didn't put on pants after the procedure and walked out of the facility mooning everyone which I think would be an okay separate joke but the two together is too much too fast, slow down with the comedy, Huck.
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Apr 3, 2018 18:57
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it almost reads like a schizophrenic screed, if only it were longer.
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Oh MOON walked because of the robes have open backs and he was going backwards? I didn't put that together. It would be clever if phrased well and not trying to awkwardly pile four or five jokes together into one thing.
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Maybe it's a really badly coded message where he's saying that Russians are meddling with the moon?
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Stare-Out posted:Mike Huckabee is trying to be a Twitter comedian and failing spectacularly. https://twitter.com/ChipHinkleman/status/980842473609158656
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress is up with this guy? So what Mike, doctors play with my butt all the time you don't see me tweeting about it
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LawfulWaffle posted:I feel like I point this out enough that it's becoming a thing but Mike Huckabee has a professional "joke coach" named Chip Hinkleman. Hinkleman's most recent tweet implies that the two of them are no longer working together, but as Chip's twitter picture is still Huckabee and Huckabee's website is still linked to the account, I think it's just a late April Fool's joke. In a way they succeeded though because its pure comedy how two people actively tried to be funny and make jokes on Twitter but failed on every level. If Mike Huckabee's twitter was a movie it would be The Room. The only funny thing Mike has ever made is his funny looking daughter
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Stare-Out posted:Mike Huckabee is trying to be a Twitter comedian and failing spectacularly. He's been trying to do this for years too, you would think he would give up. Also he blocks everyone that brings up his morally inept son.
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Bath Tubs posted:The only funny thing Mike has ever made is his funny looking daughter truth
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PhazonLink posted:He's been trying to do this for years too, you would think he would give up. Also he blocks everyone that brings up his morally inept son. Woah, hey, he only killed and hung a dog. He didn't have sex with it.
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Barefoot rights people are so weird. I can't help feel like they are stuck in some point in their development where their mom is demanding they put their shoes on and they're just putting their [bare] foot down on the issue.
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I can't help but feel that the Barefoot Rights movement was started as a joke and then sincere people got on board and it got out of hand.
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LawfulWaffle posted:I can't help but feel that the Barefoot Rights movement was started as a joke and then sincere people got on board and it got out of hand. That's how the flat earth stuff started I believe.
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E: uhh, wrong thread, sorry https://twitter.com/CinemaSaoJorge/status/981238578507284481?s=19
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