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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Because the trots and anarchists would refuse to cooperate out of ideological purity

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
What? Hold on...

:google:

Okay, it's funny that this guy thinks actual leftists are as gullible as the people who bought safety pin jewelry. We're mostly only incredibly stupid on Twitter.

quote:

SIGMATA takes place in a dystopian vision of America where fascists have taken control of the government. The Regime fosters white supremacy, religious bigotry, and Cold War hysteria to turn America's fury against already marginalized populations, all while plundering America's coffers and thrusting the country into pointless proxy wars all over the globe.
Oh gosh, how scary, good thing this didn't actually happen in the U.S. in the 1980s

quote:

The communities targeted by state violence have begun to fight back. The Resistance is bolstered by an unlikely alliance of radical leftists, libertarian militias, religious activists, and wealthy entrepreneurs, whose grievances with the Regime overpower the seething contempt they have for each other.
And if it had happened, it would definitely be hostile to religious conservatives, libertarians, and the ultra-wealthy.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nuns with Guns posted:

Actually, since we're on the subject, has that SIGMATA guy bothered to explain any more about why three right wing militias and some tankies would team up to fight vague fascists?

The DSA Boston caucus had everyone else thrown out for listening to Cum Town

Serf
May 5, 2011


gradenko_2000 posted:

The DSA Boston caucus had everyone else thrown out for listening to Cum Town

ironic that they won't support the livelihood of a hosed up bug that eats dust

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Halloween Jack posted:

What? Hold on...

:google:

Okay, it's funny that this guy thinks actual leftists are as gullible as the people who bought safety pin jewelry. We're mostly only incredibly stupid on Twitter.

Oh gosh, how scary, good thing this didn't actually happen in the U.S. in the 1980s

And if it had happened, it would definitely be hostile to religious conservatives, libertarians, and the ultra-wealthy.

It gets better than that. Here's the chart of what each faction does if the PCs don't keep them in line:



gradenko_2000 posted:

The DSA Boston caucus had everyone else thrown out for listening to Cum Town

And here I thought they went insane from hearing mild criticisms of The Witcher.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Nuns with Guns posted:

It gets better than that. Here's the chart of what each faction does if the PCs don't keep them in line:


Really doubling down on the general theme of "Wouldn't it be scary if stuff that already happened had happened, also I don't know what socialism is"

This is very much in keeping with the #Resistance people who think defending democracy is putting an I Stand With The FBI image macro on their Twitter account.

Zarick
Dec 28, 2004

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Moriatti
Apr 21, 2014

Strike! or BD&D are pretty good at 1-shots since they are relatively light.
I personally prefer the former, as it has some really nice combat crunch and the rest is light enough that it's not an issue.

EDIT: Or 2e isn't too bad if you don't have clerics or wizards. Even if you do, there are shortcuts that exist.
Skip chargen if this is the case and just run using the pregens in whatever module you choose. (I like "B4 - The Lost City")

Moriatti fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Apr 3, 2018

Tenebrous Tourist
Aug 28, 2008

Zarick posted:

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Shadow of the Demon Lord is excellent and is an easy transition from D&D. Character creation is quick with a ton of options, so it works great for a one-shot. Be careful of starting characters at Level 0 though, as they're very squishy.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Nuns with Guns posted:

It gets better than that. Here's the chart of what each faction does if the PCs don't keep them in line:




And here I thought they went insane from hearing mild criticisms of The Witcher.

This is really just another argument to summarily execute anyone who uses the word "maker."

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Zarick posted:

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Into The Odd has a one shot dungeon/crawl in it’s core book.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I don’t remember doing it, but I apparently backed SIGMATA. I blame hypomania.

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

Zarick posted:

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Sailors on the Starless Sea or Arwich Grinder for DCC are both super good one shots

Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

Nuns with Guns posted:

It gets better than that. Here's the chart of what each faction does if the PCs don't keep them in line:




And here I thought they went insane from hearing mild criticisms of The Witcher.

Tankies are scumbags, but I fail to see how selling out their COMRADES to fascists would go well besides perhaps a permanent house arrest for the lot of them at best. Look at what happened to the Strasserites

The AnCap Makers are the first to flee when things go bad. I actually like that part.

The creator mentions that one of the Old Men's inspirations includes Redneck Revolt (left-wing anticapitalist rural whites), yet the label of "The Ethno State" for Imminent Victory doesn't lend credence to this.

Ah well, going back to Eclipse Phase for my Fash-Bashing needs.

Serf
May 5, 2011


lmao redneck revolt is the opposite of what this smoothbrain thinks it is

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Halloween Jack posted:

Really doubling down on the general theme of "Wouldn't it be scary if stuff that already happened had happened, also I don't know what socialism is"

This is very much in keeping with the #Resistance people who think defending democracy is putting an I Stand With The FBI image macro on their Twitter account.

Look, extensive studies went into this. He talked to a libertarian and a devout Christian!

He explained a one point somewhere how writing from these povs he claims to be opposed to made him see how they could be "heroic" too. He seems to genuinely think that armed uprisings are only a right wing thing.

He also talked about how this is a cyberpunk game where you play augmented Adam Jensens that power up with radio signals, but it's also a low-tech underground freedom fighter game and after a while I just think he piled every buzzword he likes into the setting pitch.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Would be fun to see how long you could describe your heartbreaker fantasy setting on ENWorld while only changing names in Wikipedia articles.

Edit: there is a certain appeal to write a fantasy setting that touches Earth. Flame Princess adventures are always exciting to read. I also think robbing Shadowrun and timing the awakening during year 1d2718-700 would be a blast.

piL fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 4, 2018

Zurui
Apr 20, 2005
Even now...



Zarick posted:

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Beyond the Wall has a fun character creation system which leads to a pretty neat Basic clone if your players are into that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Libertad! posted:

Tankies are scumbags, but I fail to see how selling out their COMRADES to fascists would go well besides perhaps a permanent house arrest for the lot of them at best. Look at what happened to the Strasserites
Tankies are funny and mostly stay in their lane. (Online, never doing anything, making GBS threads on any actual left organizing.)

quote:

The AnCap Makers are the first to flee when things go bad. I actually like that part.

The creator mentions that one of the Old Men's inspirations includes Redneck Revolt (left-wing anticapitalist rural whites), yet the label of "The Ethno State" for Imminent Victory doesn't lend credence to this.
The author is a liberal idiot, thus he just believes whatever right-wing groups say about themselves. So he gets rich ancaps right, since they flat out admit wanting to abandon society for a seastead or a citadel. He also believes people like the Traditionalist Workers Party when they say they want to make friends with Bernie Sanders supporters. (The more clever sort of Nazi, like Richard Spencer, like to compliment the Left and talk about how much they have in common. It's an old poo poo-stirring, water-muddying tactic.) So he apparently thinks Redneck Revolt will bond with the KKK over a shared love of trucker hats or something. Because he is a liberal idiot.

Nuns with Guns posted:

He also talked about how this is a cyberpunk game where you play augmented Adam Jensens that power up with radio signals, but it's also a low-tech underground freedom fighter game and after a while I just think he piled every buzzword he likes into the setting pitch.
This is also an extremely #Resistance game in that the protagonists are a superpowered technocracy whose real mission is to manage the other factions so that they don't do anything too extreme.

So the real ideology of Sigmata is revealed: The Regime is evil because it's bad management. In the event of an emergency, they'd spur anti-establishment activists to take extreme actions...why? If the Regime is about to lose, it will seek a strategic alliance with whatever faction is winning, and it's assumed that all of them would go for it, instead of telling ReaganThatcherHitler1989 to eat a dick. Again, why? Because the real enemy is the people. The Resistance needs to properly control them where the Regime has failed.

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Apr 4, 2018

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It also says a lot that the Regime doesn't have a distinctive, defining ideology besides a damp cardboard box of all the leftover bad things authoritarians want to do. No, no, not those bad things like an ethno-state or puritanical theocracy, that's what your allies would do if you let them take uncontested power. I mean uhhhh... being mean to refugees and jackboots.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Yeah that's the weird thing. First it's like "OMG, what if the Reagan administration had actually happened?" Then the factions opposing the Reagan Regime are...the social forces that made up the Reagan coalition, and also a Boris and Natasha idea of leftism.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
*checks list*

hmmm actually yeah Neo-Stalinism rules gimme some of that poo poo

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Stalin did a lot of things but he would never give Reagan a seat on the Central Committee. Beria is terrible enough, thanks.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Halloween Jack posted:

Stalin did a lot of things but he would never give Reagan a seat on the Central Committee. Beria is terrible enough, thanks.

actually, if you check the description of what happens in the Neo-Stalinism outcome, "the Party establishes a strategic alliance with the Regime", so the game asserts that the opposite will happen.

It's complete nonsense because the Regime is never defined as having any ideology other than being Generically Bad.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I actually talked to this guy and tried to ask him what he was thinking. He came off like a really under-informed individual playing as being informed. It seems like he has no idea about anything he was talking about and was very politically naive. I'm saying this is if this was a shock, of course. He is malicious, but really loving uninformed.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Zarick posted:

TG thread, I have to run a one-shot for my gaming group, and it's been requested that it's some kind of D&D. We just finished a 5e game, so I'd rather pick something D&D-ish that will run well for a one-shot. Currently my top picks are some kind of Dungeon Crawl Classics module or alternately just running the Tomb of Horrors for making me run D&D.

Any suggestions?

e: Also please, no Dungeon World suggestions. My players aren't up to making up so much of the story.

Dungeon Crawl Classics: Steal Dracula’s Gold has a Casino where the players can risk their lives against Death to draw from a Deck of Many things.

Here is an actual play. http://actualplay.roleplayingpublicradio.com/2015/09/genre/fantasy/dungeon-crawl-classics-steal-dracula-gold/

the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004

What did happen to the grognards.txt thread? Too much drama?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

the onion wizard posted:

What did happen to the grognards.txt thread? Too much drama?

There was a decision to close it down, largely because it was just a black hole of negativity (I mean, it necessarily would be, but you don't have to have a thread like that).

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
Iirc the last straw was when someone got doxxed.

It didn't help that the discourse mainly went from "let's mock this persons' weird piss whizzard fan supplement" to "oh god everyone in this industry is a horrible person."

Cassa
Jan 29, 2009
Which is what the Industry thread is for, when it's not anime.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

gradenko_2000 posted:

There was a decision to close it down, largely because it was just a black hole of negativity (I mean, it necessarily would be, but you don't have to have a thread like that).
All the old motherloads have been fully mined and most of the new really stuff is a depressing "inmates running the asylum" situation, so there's not really enough bad-funny stuff left to run a full thread. grognards.txt dying favour of occasional posts of new outsider crazy in the chat thread is probably for the best.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Apr 4, 2018

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It hit that point all mockthreads reach where the thread regulars want to keep the funny going at the same pace as before, but have run out of any novel things to laugh at on the reg, so things escalated as people resorted to more desperate measures for laughs. Hence the aformentioned doxxing of mock subjects. People also can't seem to help but take the mock subjects super personally and start posting creepily intense anger, I guess.

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Apr 4, 2018

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
The main issue of grogs.txt, I think, is that it granted a false legitimacy to the exceedingly regressive corners of the TG industry. There are guys (and it was always guys) who would get constant coverage just for their capacity to type out intellectual vomit, which gave them an air of psuedo-legitimacy and boosted their self-aggrandizement. Now that grogs.txt is gone, most of those guys may as well not exist as far as I've seen. I'm sure they're out there and that they have readers, but it's far better for my mental health not to worry about them.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's just as well, since generally the next step from running out of targets (depending on how enthusiastic the regulars are about finding them) is to turn on each other, as shown by Helldump and its dozens of descendants across the internet.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
That sounds like grognard talk to me

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

gradenko_2000 posted:

There was a decision to close it down, largely because it was just a black hole of negativity (I mean, it necessarily would be, but you don't have to have a thread like that).
Ironically enough, grogs.txt was a revelation of a thread for me, because it's about the first time I really stopped and thought about what makes games good.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Inescapable Duck posted:

It's just as well, since generally the next step from running out of targets (depending on how enthusiastic the regulars are about finding them) is to turn on each other, as shown by Helldump and its dozens of descendants across the internet.

I remember reading some funny threads about CWC and other internet weird people a decade ago and forgot about it a few months later and the wiki by the lunatics who stalk that person's minutia and upload it with hate fanfics is still going to this very day because people are too deranged and we lack the kind of morality that the Catholic Church used to enforce back in the day.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

dwarf74 posted:

Ironically enough, grogs.txt was a revelation of a thread for me, because it's about the first time I really stopped and thought about what makes games good.

Oh yeah, I was reading that stuff long before I was even into TTRPGs, and the takedowns of various grog talking points was enough to immunize me from lots of bad habits when the hobby finally clicked.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Der Waffle Mous posted:

Iirc the last straw was when someone got doxxed.

That happened to one of the grognards.txt threads but not the last one. IIRC someone posted a link to the criminal record of some game dev dipshit and Winson disappeared the thread from the public forum.

Nuns with Guns posted:

It hit that point all mockthreads reach where the thread regulars want to keep the funny going at the same pace as before, but have run out of any novel things to laugh at on the reg, so things escalated as people resorted to more desperate measures for laughs.

This is right though. When I closed it, grognards.txt was only interesting once every month or so when something new and interesting happened. The rest of the time it was just goons reposting the same content/4E Is Good speeches and making each other miserable.

These days when something actually worth talking about comes up it goes in the chat thread, the industry thread, or wherever else it seems relevant, and when goons run out of things to say about that they just talk about something else instead of reposting some guy's Cultural Marxist Pearlclutchers Made My Dick Not Work blogspot rant. It works a lot better IMO.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The overlooked thing about grognards.txt was that it quickly went from "Get a load of this silly person who takes gaming too seriously" to "Get a load of this misogynist racist lunatic" because it turns out that there's so much of the latter in the hobby.

On rare occasion someone would post a harmless crusty old gamer rant about AD&D rules, and others would say "I don't get it, where's the grog?"

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