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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i take back everything i said about kim jae hun watch this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1-RYrnYyE&t=239s

You: Miss - Miss - Miss x38

Your opponent: BREATHES and AIMS

You're unconscious!

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Good corner instructions: "Hit the body!"

That guy's corner instructions: "PUNCH!! PUNCH!!"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/MikeLovesTacosX/status/981296281128665088

yeah baby, this is the perfect freakshow tournament

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Jesus that's a lot of old and busted dudes.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

drat lol

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Triticum Guzzler posted:

genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

lol

mewse
May 2, 2006

Glad SOMEONE finally recognizes how stylish and handsome Donny T is

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

My head just exploded.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The loving nose on Jerome Le Banner

This tournament is going to be sweet.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When they do tournament round in Seoul I'm so going. Just for the hilarity of it.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
that is a honker of a nose

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It's a normal nose, he's just moving to his left really quickly.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

Is Genki big in Japan? Like, is he a actually a pop star or do we just know him because we are mma nerds?

I know he played a small venue in New York a few years ago but I don't think they broke America at all.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Is Genki big in Japan? Like, is he a actually a pop star or do we just know him because we are mma nerds?

I know he played a small venue in New York a few years ago but I don't think they broke America at all.

Apparently he left that band a few years ago then rejoined recently, I think they mostly did events and dance stuff rather than being a real "band". He's kind of a flighty and weird dude and I get the impression that he doesn't really need to work for money, he just does poo poo for the fun of it. As for how popular he is, I only have one Japanese friend, when we had a conversation about NYE her family apparently all watched the big singing show unless Genki Sudo was fighting. Then I showed her the video of him kicking the weird American dojo guys in the nuts.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Apparently he left that band a few years ago then rejoined recently, I think they mostly did events and dance stuff rather than being a real "band". He's kind of a flighty and weird dude and I get the impression that he doesn't really need to work for money, he just does poo poo for the fun of it. As for how popular he is, I only have one Japanese friend, when we had a conversation about NYE her family apparently all watched the big singing show unless Genki Sudo was fighting. Then I showed her the video of him kicking the weird American dojo guys in the nuts.

Not quite, Genki stopped appearing in the videos and dances but all the music production and singing is him and always has been.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Also the ylrics are amazing

A man who claims

To end our boring days

And save our world

Has finally appeared

He’s rich and tall

He’s a pro wrestler and smart

Just like those found in the movies

He’s a real hero

Let’s start a World War III

We’re gonna have a party

We admire your blonde hair

And blue eyes

We will follow you

Wherever you go

Let’s start a World War III

We’re gonna have a party

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lid posted:

Let’s start a World War III

Really Japan? The last one didn't work out so well for you, is all.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
I want to see the man who produces music and sings and dances kick american dojo dudes in the nuts.

Also the hierarchy for things that are big in japan is: taylor swift, people who were on tv variety shows last night and are attractive, major idols, people who are on variety shows to be "funny", everyone else fit into that last category. Judging how many people know something even the least bit fringe is hard to do since the japanese ideal for pop culture consumption is to only publicly admit to knowing the most general or obviously popular thing in the eternal struggle to be erm.. a normal person.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
“Out of all the works we’ve done thus far, this one was the most difficult. As we didn’t have any staff in America, we had to ask passersby to help with recording. The camera was stolen halfway through and we had to chase the culprit down. We only had four hours and a budget of 100,000 yen to work with. We’ve returned back home.”

Dumbest man in the world - someone who tried to rob Genki Sudo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lid posted:

Also the ylrics are amazing

A man who claims

To end our boring days

And save our world

Has finally appeared

He’s rich and tall

He’s a pro wrestler and smart

Just like those found in the movies

He’s a real hero

Let’s start a World War III

We’re gonna have a party

We admire your blonde hair

And blue eyes

We will follow you

Wherever you go

Let’s start a World War III

We’re gonna have a party

I liked the part where he told Trump to grab a fish pussy. That's inspired insulting.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Lid posted:

“Out of all the works we’ve done thus far, this one was the most difficult. As we didn’t have any staff in America, we had to ask passersby to help with recording. The camera was stolen halfway through and we had to chase the culprit down. We only had four hours and a budget of 100,000 yen to work with. We’ve returned back home.”

Dumbest man in the world - someone who tried to rob Genki Sudo.

This is so fitting of this thread its not even funny.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/ROADFC/status/981319097118990338

I'm dying over here

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

lol

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Shockingly the average is 35.875, but Aorigele skews that being 22.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lmao cool

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Since nothing else is going on in the world of MMA today, I just wanted to remind everyone that Bendo fought Roger Huerta earlier today in Budapest, and it's airing on tape delay on Spike Paramount later.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

Wise Learned Man posted:

Since nothing else is going on in the world of MMA today, I just wanted to remind everyone that Bendo fought Roger Huerta earlier today in Budapest, and it's airing on tape delay on Spike Paramount later.

I looked up the card to see who was fighting and they already had the results up. This tape-delay, no live broadcast thing is so dumb.

Also, watching Ed Ruth get taken down more than once by some Romanian journeyman fighting out of SBG isn't very encouraging.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/KidNobuhiko/status/982448410262372353

ded

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Ben Henderson got the first submission he went for against the ghost of Roger Huerta. It took him two rounds. It was awful. The end.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Triticum Guzzler posted:

genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

this is when he reveals the creepy neoliberal new world order stuff was all an elaborate cynical joke about the state of global politics and not wide-eyed idealism

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

El Roncho posted:

Ben Henderson got the first submission he went for against the ghost of Roger Huerta. It took him two rounds. It was awful. The end.

It's cool that Former UFC Champion Benson Henderson's only Bellator wins in five tries are a handsome ghost and a guy whose knee spontaneously exploded.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ticket to Rizin 10 in May bought. :yayclod:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
Paging Willie -

When the gently caress did this happen to JT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi_Uj2OjP-0

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Captain Log posted:

Paging Willie -

When the gently caress did this happen to JT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi_Uj2OjP-0

Years back. Referee apologised to JT immediately after the fight. It’s on a long list of robberies the dude suffered, and it really did a number on him. The ref didn’t realise the punch didn’t land and mistook the takedown attempt for him falling forward. He wasn’t out at all.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

Captain Log posted:

Paging Willie -

When the gently caress did this happen to JT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi_Uj2OjP-0

Sherdog says Feb 10th 2007

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

TheTofuShop posted:

Sherdog says Feb 10th 2007

Whoops.

I saw the YouTube video pop up and it was recently posted, so I got my stupid on and hit post before ole' Google.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Can anybody around here tell me who the hell Brandon Girtz is? And yes I could google it but let's talk some drat Bellator!

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Adam Cella, the guy Uriah Hall murdered via wheel kick on TUF way back, fought on the prelims of this Bellator card. I had assumed he would still be in a coma.

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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

El Roncho posted:

Can anybody around here tell me who the hell Brandon Girtz is? And yes I could google it but let's talk some drat Bellator!

Some generic midwest wrestleboxer. Chandler was supposed to rematch Primus for the belt but Primus got hurt and they replaced him with Girtz for some reason despite him losing 3 of his last 4 fights. He's here to make Chandler look good and nothing more.

Seriously though, Girtz isn't the best fighter but he's aggressive and has crappy defense so he's fun to watch. The rubber match he had with Campos was an awesome bloody slugfest, everyone should see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqCrfJUFDg

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