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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
at least they cant take his book sales

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Augus posted:

do gun nuts realize that they would never survive a hypothetical shootout with the cops in the name of defending their guns

I dont know ask someone who poses wit a samurai sword if they think they could defend their honor against imperial troops

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Joementum posted:

oh, konichiwa



lol didn't he once claim that he had no idea what tentacle porn is?

ok buddy

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Augus posted:

do gun nuts realize that they would never survive a hypothetical shootout with the cops in the name of defending their guns

Worked for Bundy ranch and its supporters. :shrug:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Money imports maybe

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Arivia posted:

i don't see anything about anime tiddies

NY Times breast-smelling author

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
mom and dad were a cute couple

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/981320734252371968?s=20

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Augus posted:

do gun nuts realize that they would never survive a hypothetical shootout with the cops in the name of defending their guns

or if theres a mass shooting going and you pull out your minigun to assist the cops they will loving kill you

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


shameful accuracy

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

NY Times breast-smelling author

:cabot:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

mueller isn’t gonna do poo poo to trump y’all lock it up

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Der Meister posted:

mueller isn’t gonna do poo poo to trump y’all lock it up

I'm With It

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
im ok with any magazine size or rate of fire as long as you have to correctly answer 1 will and grace trivia question per bullet

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
the only thing that can stop a drunk with a car

is a drunker guy, with a bigger car

or superman

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Its a shooting quick grab your laptops!

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

Trump being not a criminal target feels like very specific language. It never was about criminality with him explicitly, no?

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Der Meister posted:

mueller isn’t gonna do poo poo to trump y’all lock it up

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

FistEnergy posted:

im ok with any magazine size or rate of fire as long as you have to correctly answer 1 will and grace trivia question per bullet

I could fire exactly one bullet for "what is the colour of grace's hair" otherwise I'm out and firing blanks

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Are there any lawyers here

What does under investigation but not a criminal target mean

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pathos posted:

Trump being not a criminal target feels like very specific language. It never was about criminality with him explicitly, no?

Yeah, that's definitely another Mueller long game setup.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
trump has been stepping in poo poo and being rewarded with a new pair of shoes since he was born

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

firing comey was clearly a crime

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
gun control would be hard and wouldn't instantly fix the issue so I'm against it

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

mad.radhu posted:

Inspired to see the leaders of our age all talking about labor issues





This Bernie guy... I think maybe he would have won

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Reality Loser posted:

Are there any lawyers here

What does under investigation but not a criminal target mean

rich white dude

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

euphronius posted:

firing comey was clearly a crime

Firing someone who's investigating you so that they stop investigating you or... hindering the investigation...
If only there was some sort of term for that. Some sort of criminal term.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



trying to scoop the trump tweets before they hit the server

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

2DCAT posted:

This Bernie guy... I think maybe he would have won

Wikipedia says he lost

goondolences

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


euphronius posted:

firing comey was clearly a crime

Yeah but decorum demands that the president can't be charged with a crime, that's up to co-equal branches of government. Mueller is an FBI boomer, he's too chickenshit to charge trump so he'll just post the 100 terrabytes of mycrimes.txt. Surely all of the patriotism welling up inside Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan when they hear the head of the party did a treason will save us.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




lmao that's the oldest trick in the FBI playbook

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



youtube doesn't even qualify as a mass shooting yet from every metric I've seen

Reality Loser posted:

Are there any lawyers here

What does under investigation but not a criminal target mean

not a lawyer and correct me if I'm wrong but that means they're arresting you rn right if you's a crim

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

deathbysnusnu posted:

Yeah but decorum demands that the president can't be charged with a crime, that's up to co-equal branches of government. Mueller is an FBI boomer, he's too chickenshit to charge trump so he'll just post the 100 terrabytes of mycrimes.txt. Surely all of the patriotism welling up inside Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan when they hear the head of the party did a treason will save us.

or he’s just trying to lure him in

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Lord of Pie posted:

trying to scoop the trump tweets before they hit the server

welcome to helldump, mr president

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I love how they keep finding more awful pics to post in the headlines

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Mueller can't charge the president with a crime anyway



but he can write a report outlining all of the presidents many, many crimes

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
If gun guys actually cared about "resisting tyranny" they'd be out shooting at ICE agents

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

FistEnergy posted:

im ok with any magazine size or rate of fire as long as you have to correctly answer 1 will and grace trivia question per bullet

my decision to memorize Dharma and Greg trivia appears to have backfired in an awesome display of karmic justice

and bullets, bullets that aren't mine

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Joementum posted:

Mueller can't charge the president with a crime anyway



but he can write a report outlining all of the presidents many, many crimes

which the GOP will use to wipe their asses with

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Mueller blueballing me worse than the markets

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