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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rich Hall is great and this might be my single favorite joke of his on QI

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsmvkP9L6yk

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

pseudosavior posted:



Looks pretty disorienting to me.

I know this is a few pages back, but I'm surprised to see the UIC BSB. That thing was legit meant to stop student protests in the 60's, apparently they were really loving worried about that happening. Also the windows on the top don't lock all the way, so professors will go out on the roof to smoke :ssh: I dated a woman there a few months ago and finding which office or lab she was in at that time was an adventure each time. There may be Morlocks in the basement too, I can't say.

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


I can't remember the last time an image made me both angry and laugh at the same time

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Bath Tubs posted:

I can't remember the last time an image made me both angry and laugh at the same time

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

Data Graham posted:

I thought Super Size was a Wendy’s thing anyway


E: wait no, that was “biggie”

This happened like 20 years ago but we still laugh about it. Friend and I are in line at Wendy's and there was a sign advertising that you could "Biggie Size" the drink and fries with your combo for 39 cents. Lady in front of us peers at the sign for a solid minute, then asks the hapless teenager working there if she can just get the biggie fry and drink for 39 cents. We were trying not to start laughing and wondering if she was next going to try and order just one rib.

More recently at McDonalds they had Monopoly or some other game going on, and above the counter there was a sign touting the $1,000,000 prize, and it had a picture of a Big Mac. Lady in front of me in line tries to order the "$1.00 Big Mac". Poor guy working there was very confused.

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

I used to hate chip and pin because it would take like 2 minutes to do the transaction but everywhere seems to have had an update or something cause now it's like 15 seconds at most. Gas pumps are like the one thing that still uses the stripe.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

bike tory posted:

This one wins but it's still gotta be my favourite meme of the moment



https://twitter.com/cengagebag/status/980835847120572416

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


giving people exactly what they both want and need is the capitalist's most powerful tool :mmmhmm:

Bath Tubs posted:

I can't remember the last time an image made me both angry and laugh at the same time

:tipshat:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Glad I learned what 'tankie' meant a few days ago :sweatdrop:

Thanks chinar thread

Tanks

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

DiggityDoink posted:

I used to hate chip and pin because it would take like 2 minutes to do the transaction but everywhere seems to have had an update or something cause now it's like 15 seconds at most.

iirc, the update got pushed hard/quickly because of the long times. Stories involving the long processing times spread like wildfire, so stores that didn't update their systems to chip-and-pin dragged their heels on upgrading. The places who did upgrade to chip-and-pin would adopt unofficial just-have-the-customers-swipe-anyway policy, further delaying adoption. Yadda yadda yadda, the update made things faster, and adoption sped up.

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Apr 4, 2018

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

sweet jesus

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Dear God why am I laughing so hard at this.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Fffffuuuuuuccckkkk

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


Jesus christ that spice got me like

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

I laughed way too hard at this. The "surprise" got me for some reason.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

:vince:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Lord almighty! :vince:

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
edit: lol, this isn't the funny forum quotes thread!

Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Apr 4, 2018

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I still think of that lovely Julia Roberts movie

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008




:drat:

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

mind the walrus posted:

I still think of that lovely Julia Roberts movie

That really doesn't narrow it down at all.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Fast forward

https://twitter.com/koumeposter/status/981312081797447680

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
I thought Sr. was throwing the chair at Jr.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0f73ww5ehE

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lakedaimon posted:

This happened like 20 years ago but we still laugh about it. Friend and I are in line at Wendy's and there was a sign advertising that you could "Biggie Size" the drink and fries with your combo for 39 cents. Lady in front of us peers at the sign for a solid minute, then asks the hapless teenager working there if she can just get the biggie fry and drink for 39 cents. We were trying not to start laughing and wondering if she was next going to try and order just one rib.

Rib? What is even going on

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Rib? What is even going on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

I constantly agree with both view points in these memes, and like it all the better for providing two equal and balanced arguments

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Meta

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

:agreed:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Bird is doing the finger circle

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

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