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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
lmao that Roger Stone is literally a cuck.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Hillary 2020 posted:

I think Jacob A Wohl just has a Twitter account so that people can dunk on him.

https://twitter.com/Everybody_Got_1/status/981373634764726273



It seems like no one ever answers me when I ask. Is what he did something he will face criminal charges for? Or is it just a slap on the wrist where he can't do stock stuff in Arizona?

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ritznit posted:

When it comes to pointing, this is the only thing I can picture.



lowtax thread has gone magical places

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

D1E posted:

Zuckerberg's PR people are furiously trying to teach him to act like a normal human being right now in preparation for testifying before Congress.

Probably without much success.

Nah, they're having strongly-worded conversations with their pet congressfolk explaining just how they're going to suck Zuck's balls during the hearings.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



jump you fuckers

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Lord of Pie posted:

jump you fuckers

:bisonyes:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/980947000966467584

Do we have a "sarcastic jerkoff motion while rolling eyes" smiley?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

It seems like no one ever answers me when I ask. Is what he did something he will face criminal charges for? Or is it just a slap on the wrist where he can't do stock stuff in Arizona?
He'm white.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
"there is no trade war! there is no trade war!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform the US economy into a corn cob

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Here's a whole lotta doesn't matter

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009


let's get dasharez0ne's take on these spooky markets

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

kopasetic posted:

"there is no trade war! there is no trade war!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform the US economy into a corn cob

corn cob to corn cob is some boring rear end shapeshifting

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lawman 0 posted:

*laughs Xishly*

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/980947000966467584

Do we have a "sarcastic jerkoff motion while rolling eyes" smiley?

:jerkbag: yeah

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

FabioClone posted:

Is there any way that a trade war with China is going to help Trump's personal finances? He's got to be making a buck off this somehow. Otherwise, he's doing this for no reason at all and we're totally hosed :lol:

nativism* is literally the only belief that i think trump actually truly holds, other than loving himself obv. economic nativism in trade, personal nativism in immigration. every dumbass poo poo you've heard your racist uncle say about "america for americans" and "the mexicans and chinese are killing us" and "when you look at trade and debt china basically owns the us! scary!!" these are the only opinions that trump actually holds with any conviction

every other issue i think he doesn't give one poo poo and acts in whatever way will benefit him personally or the opinion of whomever he last talked to

he also has the ideology on winning/losing of a no fear t-shirt, sees everything as a zero sum game and that if you are not mercilessly beating others down you are yourself being beaten down

*for lack of a better word; obviously he does not give a poo poo about native americans lol

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

do u know jenny posted:

It seems like no one ever answers me when I ask. Is what he did something he will face criminal charges for? Or is it just a slap on the wrist where he can't do stock stuff in Arizona?

No, he was ordered to pay a fine and the other thing you said.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Just going to post this nightmare list here

No. Office Current officer
1 Vice President Mike Pence (R)
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan (R)
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Orrin Hatch (R)
4 Secretary of State John J. Sullivan (Acting)[2]
5 Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin (R)
6 Secretary of Defense James Mattis (I)
7 Attorney General Jeff Sessions (R)
8 Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke (R)
9 Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue (R)
10 Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross (R)
11 Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta (R)
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar (R)
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson (R)
14 Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao (R)[a]
15 Secretary of Energy Rick Perry (R)
16 Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos (R)
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert Wilkie (Acting) (R)
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen (I)

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/980954401945866240

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

"jerkbag"

Thanks. :tipshat:

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Looks like a shot from a Roger Moore-era Bond film.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

D1E posted:

Zuckerberg's PR people are furiously trying to teach him to act like a normal human being right now in preparation for testifying before Congress.

Probably without much success.

"heyyyy cmon zuck...dont u remember? whats cooler than a million dollars...right??!"

"a billion followers... :china: "

:nutshot:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I wonder what MLK ceremonies Trump will do today

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

wonder if Amazon could sue the president for this

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that’s a real nice room

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Mirthless posted:

wonder if Amazon could sue the president for this

shadowrun timeline lookin good

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Elephanthead posted:

Just going to post this nightmare list here

No. Office Current officer
1 Vice President Mike Pence (R)
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan (R)
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Orrin Hatch (R)
4 Secretary of State John J. Sullivan (Acting)[2]
5 Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin (R)
6 Secretary of Defense James Mattis (I)
7 Attorney General Jeff Sessions (R)
8 Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke (R)
9 Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue (R)
10 Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross (R)
11 Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta (R)
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar (R)
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson (R)
14 Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao (R)[a]
15 Secretary of Energy Rick Perry (R)
16 Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos (R)
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert Wilkie (Acting) (R)
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen (I)

president Ben Carson could still happen...

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/980947000966467584

Do we have a "sarcastic jerkoff motion while rolling eyes" smiley?

lmao

they're still gonna vote for him tho

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

this owns

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Broken Box posted:

shadowrun timeline lookin good

:hai:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

FabioClone posted:

president Ben Carson could still happen...

Trying to find anyone on the list not guilty of a felony myself.

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Trying to find anyone on the list not guilty of a felony myself.

p. sure it's just VA

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

FabioClone posted:

president Ben Carson could still happen...

ben carson gets debt of honor'd and suddenly gets to pick the entire government

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Calling cabinet meetings to discuss my tweets to trigger the libs

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
what would ben carson's supreme court picks be? if he really got debt of honor'd he'd get to pick all 9

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



trump good :hai:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

euphronius posted:

that’s a real nice room

carpet sucks

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
all carpet not just the one in the Special Room

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

baw posted:

carpet sucks

somebody's got kids

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



While I used to think that Twitter is bad for letting TRUMP stay on I think it's now a good thing. He has the Woke Poster's Fallacy (ie. He things his tweets actually do things in the real world) and without twitter, hed probably be doing a lot more

Also thanks to this thread TRUMP on my phone autofilters to caps lock

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Mirthless posted:

somebody's got kids

no why would someone bring a life into this world of trump

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