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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

"I want to speak with your manager"

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lmao

https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/981602040379006977

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mirthless posted:

~$750-$1000 USD for three gas guzzlers to drive to McAllester and back

the gently caress

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

good negotiation tactic on the governors part

fostering solidarity lol

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

juche avocado posted:

that is very clearly a public turboprop :engleft: :v:


Mirthless posted:

Oklahoma is huge and empty so it's probably actually cheaper to take a private turboprop than it is to take a motorcade across the state

75 is a two lane highway (one? it's one lane coming, one lane going) and McAllester is a 3 hour drive from Tulsa in normal traffic

Oh wow look we got some plane nerds over here

Mary doesn't need a motorcade to drive from OKC to McAlester, imo

https://twitter.com/SpencerLenox/status/981594181528444928?s=19

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
jane swift that binch

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Intel&Sebastian posted:

the gently caress

Gas in Oklahoma is $50 a gallon, but not when planes burn it.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

the gently caress

It's a 3 hour drive dude and SUVs and limos don't get good mileage

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/981601627038781441

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Elephanthead posted:

Gas in Oklahoma is $50 a gallon, but not when planes burn it.

It's $2.50 but McAllester is a 3+ hour drive from Tulsa

if ya'll are gonna argue with me about something, arguing about the cost to travel in Oklahoma is a loving stupid thing to argue with me about, just for the record

stay in your lane

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Teachers are antifa now and thats okay.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
COMPUTER

Piss Tape, onscreen. Make it so.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

360 miles divided by 10 miles per gallon equals 36 gallons times 2.50 equals 90 times three cars equals 180$

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol this rear end in a top hat is so blatantly corrupt
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/981605021866446848

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



owns

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

When they use the public's frequencies to broadcast over the air David.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Joementum posted:

she used the word "build" because it was part of the day where they were attacking obama for the "you didn't build that" thing.

that was actually a thing in the before times. in the long, long ago. before the escalator.

They named the RNC convention that year after a willful misunderstanding of something Obama said.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DiscountDildos posted:

Oh wow look we got some plane nerds over here

Mary doesn't need a motorcade to drive from OKC to McAlester, imo

speaking o which gotta get back upstairs...

will miss 420 so keep the fire (ive cut back to morning/nite use only on weekdays so im sober as Bob Mueller rn)

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Elephanthead posted:

My state sold the governors plane because it was too old to be safe.

the tail reads "State of Oklahoma" under the OK flag and next to the door is Spirit of Oklahoma so it looks like they bought a new one? leased a new one?

neways i was being jokingly pedantic so mostly just lol @ OK

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/981606140189597696

ZUCK

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Mirthless posted:

It's $2.50 but McAllester is a 3+ hour drive from Tulsa

if ya'll are gonna argue with me about something, arguing about the cost to travel in Oklahoma is a loving stupid thing to argue with me about, just for the record

stay in your lane

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "FROM TULSA"

wtf did I miss?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

DiscountDildos posted:

Oh wow look we got some plane nerds over here

Mary doesn't need a motorcade to drive from OKC to McAlester, imo

https://twitter.com/SpencerLenox/status/981594181528444928?s=19

it's even further and less direct from OKC I don't know why I was thinking Tulsa

also add $20 in tolls per vehicle

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


the Phillies game is on Facebook today lamo

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

DiscountDildos posted:

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "FROM TULSA"

wtf did I miss?

brain spiders smoothed my folds

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mirthless posted:

It's a 3 hour drive dude and SUVs and limos don't get good mileage

I haven't been arguing at any point I'm just saying what the gently caress

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

That's all?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DiscountDildos posted:

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "FROM TULSA"

wtf did I miss?

idk someone in C-SPAM that lives in Tulsa?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

:dare:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
9, 10, 11, 12, jeff sessions is an elf,
13, 14, 15, 16, pence hosed a horse: what a scene!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

juche avocado posted:

the tail reads "State of Oklahoma" under the OK flag and next to the door is Spirit of Oklahoma so it looks like they bought a new one? leased a new one?

neways i was being jokingly pedantic so mostly just lol @ OK

I would kill myself before living in OK.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

lol wasn't the number ~50 million originally? Plus they don't delete stuff they say they do plus they track your phone and texts on Android, plus they scan all the messages you send with Messenger.

:yooge: SHUT IT DOWN!

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
look i think we can all agree that whether driving or flying across OK is more expensive, driving is more likely to end with the motorcade falling into a fracking sinkhole and is therefore the optimal choice

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I haven't been arguing at any point I'm just saying what the gently caress

:shrug: like when you actually consider the cost of transporting a large group of people who are working jobs costs start ramping up real fast

here's another consideration: what is the value of the time of the people travelling with mary failin? I mean, the literal value of their labor hours. Spending 7 hours driving vs 1 hour flying, does the math for a flight make more sense?

a same-state propeller plane trip is not that expensive. we have private airports all over the state exactly for this purpose.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mirthless posted:

argue with me

no, thats what d&d is for

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Naerasa posted:

look i think we can all agree that whether driving or flying across OK is more expensive, driving is more likely to end with the motorcade falling into a fracking sinkhole and is therefore the optimal choice

:agreed:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what is mirthless rambling about now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


DiscountDildos posted:

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "FROM TULSA"

wtf did I miss?

Tulsa is the new Pittsburgh

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol this rear end in a top hat is so blatantly corrupt
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/981605021866446848

throw this worthless fucker into a fly ash lagoon

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

what is mirthless rambling about now

idk, but he thinks theres spirited debate to be had when all there is is mockery

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


look you can just pull off the band-aid and say "literally everyone"

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

what is mirthless rambling about now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOKLA-HOMA, where the wind comes sweepin down the plain!

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