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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Christ

https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/981890911901659136

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
lmao

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/981850309940137984

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Wrong thread but I gotta give em a little credit, they're trying to salvage their monster investment

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BallStreet/status/981451682012893184

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

Really, because a lot of y'all seemed pretty jacked when the USMNT poo poo the bed

quote:

but I gotta give em a little credit, they're trying to salvage their monster investment

And failing pretty loving hard at it with this trash ad

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Doesn’t root mean gently caress in Australian?

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Real Name Grover posted:


And failing pretty loving hard at it with this trash ad

I doubt it'll fail. I would bet money I'll see a ton of fuckers this summer wearing European team jerseys. It'll just be an excuse for them to bandwagon on a team that can actually win the thing.

Americans already have "second" teams when theirs don't make the playoffs or get knocked out before the championship. "Well the Raiders are out but I went to LA once so GO RAMS!!!!!" is a thing I see/hear pretty frequently.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Of course people are still going to watch it; the ratings are just gonna be a bit lower on three days than they would've been had we qualified. It's the dumb 23andme tie-in that gets me

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Check the bets for first Nicky butt pass to go out of play

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Soulex posted:

Doesn’t root mean gently caress in Australian?

most things do

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

This is what all the plastics in America do for the World cup anyways. "My great great great grandfather was from Germany!!!"

*buys Germany kit*

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/LukeGardener82/status/981953149421449216
just what this forum needs

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Real Name Grover posted:

Really, because a lot of y'all seemed pretty jacked when the USMNT poo poo the bed


And failing pretty loving hard at it with this trash ad

Well if its out of touch and trash, that sounds like the weekend web thread to me :shrug:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

He's gonna kick somebody in the head

https://twitter.com/pvdral/status/872530871148052481

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lmao at the Robinho one

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Hilariously obvious spot fixing is the obvious reason

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

Thom P. Tiers posted:

This is what all the plastics in America do for the World cup anyways. "My great great great grandfather was from Germany!!!"

*buys Germany kit*

*in my best american accent*

i'm one quarter french, one quarter german, one eighth irish, one sixteenth cherokee

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
There is nothing funnier than Americans coming to Europe and thinking that anyone gives a poo poo about their "heritage"

edit: except for arsenal

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Thom P. Tiers posted:

This is what all the plastics in America do for the World cup anyways. "My great great great grandfather was from Germany!!!"

*buys Germany kit*

you should all support the EMNT because we invented your fail country and it’s coming home

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

oliwan posted:

There is nothing funnier than Americans coming to Europe and thinking that anyone gives a poo poo about their "heritage"

edit: except for arsenal

my dad was from spain and my mom was from lithuania so when i see a chorizo sausage i dont know whether to eat it or shove it up my rear end

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

RideTheSpiral posted:

my dad was from spain and my mom was from lithuania so when i see a chorizo sausage i dont know whether to eat it or shove it up my rear end

see, this is what gives you away: a true european would do both

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Thom P. Tiers posted:

This is what all the plastics in America do for the World cup anyways. "My great great great grandfather was from Germany!!!"

*buys Germany kit*

Everyone tells me “your German kit doesn’t have 4 stars.”

No poo poo, I was wearing this when they won the fourth.

oliwan posted:

There is nothing funnier than Americans coming to Europe and thinking that anyone gives a poo poo about their "heritage"

edit: except for arsenal

This is hilariously true.

I had a coworker in the Army with a name of “Schroeder” but pronounced it “Sh-ray-der” like an idiot. I called him out and he’s all ‘my great grandpa is from Germany and that’s how they say it over there.’ He didn’t care that I literally just came back from living over there for 3 1/2 years and never heard that way of pronouncing it. He would also correct everyone, regardless of situation or rank. He was getting an award and hey said his name as it’s spelled and he shouts out “ITS SHRAYDER!” as he’s walking up to get his award.

He was loving stupid. I got in trouble because I told him he had to choose between getting an award for the exercise we were on (we were getting hat anyways because we were kicking rear end) or get the special edition Fast and the Furious 8 DVD. Instead of going “I’ll just buy the loving thing.” He thought the goddamn Army was giving his a choice. He complained to our commander and I got reamed for what was obviously a loving joke.

Edit clarification, he looks at the Fast and Furious like a religion. He also refused to eat Arby’s with me because he said it was a special place for him and his wife.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Soulex posted:

I had a coworker in the Army with a name of “Schroeder” but pronounced it “Sh-ray-der” like an idiot. I called him out and he’s all ‘my great grandpa is from Germany and that’s how they say it over there.’ He didn’t care that I literally just came back from living over there for 3 1/2 years and never heard that way of pronouncing it. He would also correct everyone, regardless of situation or rank. He was getting an award and hey said his name as it’s spelled and he shouts out “ITS SHRAYDER!” as he’s walking up to get his award.

He was loving stupid. I got in trouble because I told him he had to choose between getting an award for the exercise we were on (we were getting hat anyways because we were kicking rear end) or get the special edition Fast and the Furious 8 DVD. Instead of going “I’ll just buy the loving thing.” He thought the goddamn Army was giving his a choice. He complained to our commander and I got reamed for what was obviously a loving joke.

Edit clarification, he looks at the Fast and Furious like a religion. He also refused to eat Arby’s with me because he said it was a special place for him and his wife.

I feel like I just read a Xanga post.

Anyways yea the ad is dumb and especially hilarious because 50% of white Americans are Irish or Italians, and well for the black Americans... I assume normal football viewers like me will root for trash teams to fail (Mexico, England) and cool fun teams to go far (Colombia, Japan)

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Manc Hill posted:

you should all support the EMNT because we invented your fail country and it’s coming home

This is a bad wool opinion

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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welp

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Soulex posted:

Doesn’t root mean gently caress in Australian?

yeah but it does also mean support

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

hello

https://twitter.com/IcrossDiCandrev/status/981590258113540096

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Insane ending to Cardiff-Wolves from last night

https://streamable.com/qu7iq

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
also this owns

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/982567186727223296

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

TheBigAristotle posted:

Insane ending to Cardiff-Wolves from last night

https://streamable.com/qu7iq

https://twitter.com/seanwaiker/status/982359202785120256?s=21

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Neil Warnock is all about class

https://twitter.com/SeanWaIker/status/982364991557898241

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
If it looks like a racist gran, acts like a racist gran, shouts gently caress off at foreign scum repeatedly like a racist gran,

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Edit: never mind lol

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Apr 7, 2018

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

What's Warnock so mad about? Because Nuno ran onto the pitch at the end?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
He snubbed the handshake and Neil did not like that

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://mobile.twitter.com/willcain/status/982675043741306880

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
The funny part here is Will Cain saying that

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Some people took yesterday's loss kinda hard.

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/982690446106353666

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/sphericalhealthyinexpectatumpleco

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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
They are still going to win the league and yet they are crying. What a world we live in.

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