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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:19

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:52

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist: Jun 18, 2003; ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?; Lipstick Apathy

Lobok posted:

Snakes on a Train?

That movie wasn't as good as Snakes on a Plane, but it was more down to earth.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:31

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Marcade posted:

It's like modern day Iraq/Iran/Syria, it was the closest I could get. If Armenia would just cooperate and be Islamic it would have worked.

Only now, can the true horrors of the Genocide be realized :qq:

# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:55

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Oh Christ, I didn't even think about how that sounded. :ughh:

# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:06

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

That movie wasn't as good as Snakes on a Plane, but it was more down to earth.

Double Pun Score!

# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:23

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

That movie wasn't as good as Snakes on a Plane, but it was more down to earth.

Nice

# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:25

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/981633460832935936

# ? Apr 6, 2018 04:37

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Not sure where else to put this. More cringy than funny? You be the judge.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 05:59

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/981633460832935936

Some of these need to be official.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:04

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:26

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Some of these need to be official.

�OMg, every thing is going RONG!" is the official motto of our times.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

Making himself invulnerable in case he's lifting around some cops.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 06:32 on Apr 6, 2018

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:27

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme: Mar 19, 2009; Gods don't make mistakes

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

World Martial Arts tournament training looking good

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:33

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

I screenshot and embed images from twitter in case people delete them, but I don't know how to upload a 54 second video to embed. Someone help me out I am not good with computer.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:35

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

I tried this workout at my gym but they revoked my membership because it's against the rules to go around kicking people.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:48

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

Dude is training to be the guy that gets clobbered with a pool cue in a Jackie Chan movie and the cue just breaks and the dude just turns his head to look at the attacker and smile.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 06:54

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Say Nothing posted:

Sometimes there is truth in marketing.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

Not gonna lie, I wish I was able to take a kick to the abs while lifting a barbell with just my shoulders.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 07:04

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Memento posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Peo3Nt4eM

# ? Apr 6, 2018 08:32

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/981885383108636672

# ? Apr 6, 2018 11:02

Firos: Apr 30, 2007; Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism

The MSJ posted:

�OMg, every thing is going RONG!" is the official motto of our times.

Making himself invulnerable in case he's lifting around some cops.

With guns like that it�s probably a good idea.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 13:03

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

The guy kicking him is wearing the Bruce Lee outfit. ( also that of the Bride in Kill BIll)

# ? Apr 6, 2018 14:57

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Hollismason posted:

The guy kicking him is wearing the Bruce Lee outfit. ( also that of the Bride in Kill BIll)

you're literally the only person in the world to care about that guy

# ? Apr 6, 2018 16:07

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/mGWkjF4.mp4

# ? Apr 6, 2018 17:57

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Randaconda posted:

# ? Apr 6, 2018 18:22

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mGWkjF4.mp4

Trompe l'enfant

# ? Apr 6, 2018 18:40

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/kingcoldinc/status/981804155214888960

I finally understand CrossFit

# ? Apr 6, 2018 18:46

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Bloop posted:

I finally understand CrossFit

Son, that's practically PassionOfTheChristFit.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 18:49

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

captainOrbital posted:

Trompe l'enfant

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:02

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:26

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think you're gonna need to start explaining these images again.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:29

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Besesoth posted:

I think you're gonna need to start explaining these images again.

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:35

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

A spiritual fidget cube, then.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:37

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

RoboRodent posted:

A spiritual fidget cube, then.

A fidget cube with nothing to fidget with. So just sort of a cube. Sanded into an egg.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:39

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Bouncy balls like $.50

And bounce.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:39

Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

They look kinda small. I prefer fondling conker sized objects in my pocket to help me think.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.

My testicles are larger, free, and easily gropeable.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.

Our species is doomed

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:48

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Besesoth posted:

I think you're gonna need to start explaining these images again.

Kimchi pit you say?

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:53

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.

I figured they were things people were gonna put up their butt.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:57

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mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping.

Well, at least they are not those jade eggs sold by Gwyneth Paltrow for $66.00 that you put in your vagina to increase sexual energy.

Wait, you thought I was kidding?

The Q&A page ( :nws:

for cartoon nudity) is ... well.

quote:

When you first get your egg, boil it for a few minutes to make sure it�s clean. It�s your sacred space, so it�s like making sure your feet are clean when you enter a temple. For me, it�s not just about physical cleansing�you can put it out under the light of a full moon to cleanse or recharge it like a crystal, or you could burn sage�the egg does absorb energy, so really clearing it when you first get it is a great thing to do.

Before I insert an egg, I�ll do a ritual: I place it on a beautiful piece of fabric, light a candle, maybe even burn some sage. For my ritual, I imagine pure light flowing between me and the egg.

Then I think it�s important to set an intention, as you would in meditation, before putting the egg in. It�s first and foremost about clearing energy and cleansing, so your intention could be about releasing past relationships�anything.

Specific instructions come with each egg, explaining exactly how to insert it: Use your finger, and don�t get discouraged�remember, it�s a practice. If you stand up and the egg falls out, don�t worry�it�s totally normal. It�s recommended that you start with a medium-size egg, which is heavier. I can only use the medium lying down; I can sleep with it, or I just do the practice lying down. The smaller size is for standing up, but most experts say it�s important to start with the harder one, which is the medium.

Always wrap the egg in silk, keep it clean, and store it on an altar�it should take a sacred place in your life.

DiggityDoink posted:

I figured they were things people were gonna put up their butt.

Close.

# ? Apr 6, 2018 20:57

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