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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

She would be Virginia Jones.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Maryland
Monroe

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Movie ends with a stinger where Indiana is confronted by John Noble who says, "Don't you remember, Henry? I'm you long-lost brother, Barnaby, the detective! I need you to join me and our nephew, Fred, to travel the country solving mysteries in his machine!"

Thus begins the Jones Boys Extended Shared Cinematic Universe.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

feedmyleg posted:

Indiana was the dog. Women can be named after dogs, too. Plus, if we're changing the name "Diana" makes way more sense :colbert:

Is there a porno called "In Diana Jones"?

Probably.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Go another step and make her latina: Florida Juárez.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Shageletic posted:

Yeah like a billion dollars, it's hilarious. Everything about it.

They touched on it in the Dre/Iovine documentary and I was just stunned. I need to find more about it because it's just hilarious and crazy.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Oh my god, is this a mockbuster version of Sicario 2, Blade Runner 2049, and Chappie all in one?

Oh, god, it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwTBRwOK9M

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Pacific Rim Uprising could have used a scene where a cartel jaeger fight a Border Patrol jaeger.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Pacificario Rim

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They just finished Trump's wall, and a coyote jaeger casually walks through it.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


The MSJ posted:

They just finished Trump's wall, and a coyote jaeger casually walks through it.

:black101: I need to see that in a movie, please, thanks.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

I would actually really like a big budget, well made version of this.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Sir, please return that Atlas to ComStar.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They should just continue the use of a state name. Though Wisconsin Jones feels a bit like a porn name.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
California Jones, or Cally for short

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


I swear to god I first saw a poster for this like, three years ago.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Samuel Clemens posted:

Not if you use the Duke skip. :cool:


I can't believe he went with Indiana Joan over Dakota Jones.

Calamity Jones

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I have an idea for a new Indiana Jones franchise.

A Boy And His Dog but with archeology.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Native Americana Jones.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Canada Jones.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


I imagine this is exactly how Danny Trejo answers the door. Robot and all.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Indiana Jones, but in space. ...wait...

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes
Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes
Basketball Jones, oh baby, ooh-ooh-ooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhWPVJNAOo

Corrosion
May 28, 2008

Had to immediately put on that Barry White version, though.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t3e1X2AjA

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Fart City posted:

I swear to god I first saw a poster for this like, three years ago.

Yep, they ran a Kickstarter campaign for it back in 2015:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fletgYSpROo

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yep, they ran a Kickstarter campaign for it back in 2015:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fletgYSpROo

Thank you. I thought I was losing my mind because every result on Google had only been updated like two days prior to when it was posted here. Thought I was having a Trejo fever dream or something.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Davros1 posted:

An RPG were they spend so much time creating their characters, they don't have time to play the game.

Monster Factory the movie?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Corrosion posted:

Had to immediately put on that Barry White version, though.

And then listen to Hit 'Em High

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The robot really ties the room together

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bugsy posted:

Monster Factory the movie?

I'd probably watch 2 hours of Griffin loving around with a character creation system on the big screen

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich


K. Waste posted:

Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes
Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes
Basketball Jones, oh baby, ooh-ooh-ooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhWPVJNAOo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




heck yea now mash it up with toy-box and we have a hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I can't believe I miss when the thread was basically accidentally re-inventing the isekai genre by playing "the jumanji, but" game.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Jason Statham, but fighting this thing:

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008


Christmas Jones?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure.

Did you ever see Two Front Teeth?

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Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure.

You should keep an eye out for Anna and the Apocalypse I heard it's coming out in December.

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