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She would be Virginia Jones.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 22:05 |
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Maryland Monroe
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 22:06 |
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Movie ends with a stinger where Indiana is confronted by John Noble who says, "Don't you remember, Henry? I'm you long-lost brother, Barnaby, the detective! I need you to join me and our nephew, Fred, to travel the country solving mysteries in his machine!" Thus begins the Jones Boys Extended Shared Cinematic Universe.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 22:17 |
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feedmyleg posted:Indiana was the dog. Women can be named after dogs, too. Plus, if we're changing the name "Diana" makes way more sense Is there a porno called "In Diana Jones"? Probably.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 22:22 |
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Go another step and make her latina: Florida Juárez.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 22:55 |
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Shageletic posted:Yeah like a billion dollars, it's hilarious. Everything about it. They touched on it in the Dre/Iovine documentary and I was just stunned. I need to find more about it because it's just hilarious and crazy.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:03 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:20 |
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Oh my god, is this a mockbuster version of Sicario 2, Blade Runner 2049, and Chappie all in one? Oh, god, it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwTBRwOK9M
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:23 |
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Pacific Rim Uprising could have used a scene where a cartel jaeger fight a Border Patrol jaeger.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:34 |
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Pacificario Rim
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:40 |
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They just finished Trump's wall, and a coyote jaeger casually walks through it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 02:00 |
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The MSJ posted:They just finished Trump's wall, and a coyote jaeger casually walks through it. I need to see that in a movie, please, thanks.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 02:16 |
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I would actually really like a big budget, well made version of this.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:03 |
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Sir, please return that Atlas to ComStar.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:05 |
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They should just continue the use of a state name. Though Wisconsin Jones feels a bit like a porn name.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:32 |
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California Jones, or Cally for short
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 04:46 |
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I swear to god I first saw a poster for this like, three years ago.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 04:53 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Not if you use the Duke skip. Calamity Jones
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 04:58 |
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I have an idea for a new Indiana Jones franchise. A Boy And His Dog but with archeology.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 07:03 |
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Native Americana Jones.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 07:40 |
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Canada Jones.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 07:46 |
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I imagine this is exactly how Danny Trejo answers the door. Robot and all.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 07:53 |
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Indiana Jones, but in space. ...wait...
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 08:36 |
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Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes Basketball Jones, oh baby, ooh-ooh-ooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhWPVJNAOo
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 13:44 |
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Had to immediately put on that Barry White version, though.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 13:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t3e1X2AjA
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 14:14 |
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Fart City posted:I swear to god I first saw a poster for this like, three years ago. Yep, they ran a Kickstarter campaign for it back in 2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fletgYSpROo
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 15:14 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yep, they ran a Kickstarter campaign for it back in 2015: Thank you. I thought I was losing my mind because every result on Google had only been updated like two days prior to when it was posted here. Thought I was having a Trejo fever dream or something.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 15:20 |
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Davros1 posted:An RPG were they spend so much time creating their characters, they don't have time to play the game. Monster Factory the movie?
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 19:20 |
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Corrosion posted:Had to immediately put on that Barry White version, though. And then listen to Hit 'Em High
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:24 |
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The robot really ties the room together
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 21:28 |
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Bugsy posted:Monster Factory the movie? I'd probably watch 2 hours of Griffin loving around with a character creation system on the big screen
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:22 |
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K. Waste posted:Basketball Jo-o-o-o-o-nes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 22:24 |
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heck yea now mash it up with toy-box and we have a hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 23:28 |
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I can't believe I miss when the thread was basically accidentally re-inventing the isekai genre by playing "the jumanji, but" game.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 23:45 |
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Jason Statham, but fighting this thing:
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 03:55 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Canada Jones. Christmas Jones?
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 05:43 |
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We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 15:13 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure. Did you ever see Two Front Teeth?
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 15:45 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We need more Christmas movies with ridiculous concepts, so sure. You should keep an eye out for Anna and the Apocalypse I heard it's coming out in December.
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