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i am an extremely intelligent man (many degrees and have seen every episode of rick & morty). i don't want to *raise* kids but i also wouldn't mind my genetic material replicating, and donating sperm seems like a great way to have that luxurious DINK lifestyle while spreading myself throughout the galaxy is it guaranteed if i donate sperms they'll use them? will i have a way to verify? i don't need the money i just want to spread my memes w/o actually doing any work
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I'm so unfuckable when I donated sperm they had to issue a recall
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Apr 6, 2018 03:06
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Ask your mom, she got plenty of donations
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They probably just play with it and stuff.
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Apr 6, 2018 03:08
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absolutely guaranteed to squirt them across the face of a cheap pornstar on set
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Apr 6, 2018 03:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They probably just play with it and stuff.
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Apr 6, 2018 03:09
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Donated sperm never gets used the fertility doctors use their own sperm
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Apr 6, 2018 03:11
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if you're not donating sperm genghis khan style i don't know what to tell you
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:if you're not donating sperm genghis khan style i don't know what to tell you i respect women
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Apr 6, 2018 03:17
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every time
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Pick posted:every time i believe pick, she is a woman of science. she would never lie on the internet
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Zero. The doctor uses his own.
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the doctor injects your sperm into his blood stream then uses his own, this is what you call the paternal philter
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Caganer posted:i am an extremely intelligent man (many degrees and have seen every episode of rick & morty). i don't want to *raise* kids but i also wouldn't mind my genetic material replicating, and donating sperm seems like a great way to have that luxurious DINK lifestyle while spreading myself throughout the galaxy This post wasn't funny the first time
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tactlessbastard posted:This post wasn't funny the first time post so nice i made it twice 
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nice username / post combo btw 
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I wouldn't know I'm too short to legally donate. poo poo's weird.
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Is lovely posting genetic?
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mind the walrus posted:I wouldn't know I'm too short to legally donate. poo poo's weird. The trick is to measure from the anus, fools them every time
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dads friend steve posted:Is lovely posting genetic? In this post a goon wonders about the quality of his mailman.
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mind the walrus posted:I wouldn't know I'm too short to legally donate. poo poo's weird. quote:Basic Requirements for CCB Sperm Donors  The standards are from 1950 apparently
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Apr 6, 2018 03:32
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bradzilla posted:
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dads friend steve posted:Is lovely posting genetic? bradzilla posted:Ask your mom, she got plenty of donations
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I'm so unfuckable when I donated sperm they had to issue a recall lol
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bradzilla posted:
I remember reading an article on cracked a couple years ago about a guy who donated a bunch of sperm and it was in high demand since the guy had a genius level IQ. But then when the kids started to grow up they noticed that a bunch of them had severe mental problems, so when they tracked down the original donor it turned out he basically lied about being a genius and was schizophrenic or something like that. It was a pretty depressing read.
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i';m not a manlet and they can't prove i visited any glory holes so im good
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mind the walrus posted:If I were a famous short celebrity I'd love to troll the gently caress out of Sperm Banks by publicly campaigning to donate, get like Danny DeVito and Tom Cruise and all the short guy celebrities in on it. Not Michael J Fox though. No one wants danny devitos kids that's a guaranteed lawsuit
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Apr 6, 2018 03:39
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i spent 10 years in college 
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Vakal posted:I remember reading an article on cracked a couple years ago about a guy who donated a bunch of sperm and it was in high demand since the guy had a genius level IQ. 
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does loving an entire sears shoe catalog count as a non-female sexual partner?
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Smythe posted:does loving an entire sears shoe catalog count as a non-female sexual partner? Were they women's shoes?
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It has been documented that it all goes into a big vat, OP so yes and no.
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Smythe posted:does loving an entire sears shoe catalog count as a non-female sexual partner? depends how the catalog identifies
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Smythe posted:does loving an entire sears shoe catalog count as a non-female sexual partner? Just had to shoehorn that in, didn't you
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If you donate it to me I’ll make sure it gets used.
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Smythe posted:does loving an entire sears shoe catalog count as a non-female sexual partner? feet imo
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Caganer posted:i spent 10 years in college Jfc why don’t you just be a prof? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Jfc why don’t you just be a prof? dissertation drama, ended up dropping out pick and i and the king and queen of ranting about grad school in gbs
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bradzilla posted:
Can't have any short or queer sperms in our gene pool.
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Kak posted:Were they women's shoes? mostly slippers and boots let it mellow posted:depends how the catalog identifies previously high gloss, now as soggy bradzilla posted:Just had to shoehorn that in, didn't you bunion bros Hell Yeah posted:feet imo hosed up
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