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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
The entirely too short monocle chain really triggers me.
I don't know why it bothers me so much.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Lladre posted:

The entirely too short monocle chain really triggers me.
I don't know why it bothers me so much.

I gather all your monocle chains are regulation length then?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Daztek posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Evidently probations are now an award for things that are too awesome. Yet another t-shirt here.

drluv
Feb 25, 2016

Please do not undercut me in front of the child.
star citizen - when others then rollback;

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Nicholas posted:

i used to write firmware code for MRIs until my lovely code cause the machines too zap a few people to hard and killed them. what im saying is i think i'd be perfect for star citizen

How do you feel about refunds?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

big nipples big life posted:

I dunno, I gave up on getting an audio job a few years after school and turned into a computer janitor.

Have you considered moving to Frankfurt?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Golli posted:

I gather all your monocle chains are regulation length then?

It should be at least long enough to clip to your bloody collar. Not swing around and pick your nose and teeth.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Hey Derek, just to let you know that we're gap tooth buddies now.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
how does magnet zap people

your story doesn't add up

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lladre posted:

Have you considered moving to Frankfurt?

If I lived near there I would 100% go to work there. Imagine the lols.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I couldn't do it. For every spastic wierdo that deserves to get conned there are five thousand some old dudes who just wanted a new wing commander.

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

no_recall posted:

How many ships does EVE Online have compared to this?

I looked at the list there's over 100 I think.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Or ideally, pretend to be working and write something that would refund everyone's account who spent under two thousand dollars and then delete their accounts and every backup.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Bayonnefrog posted:

I looked at the list there's over 100 I think.

When Eve launched though I think battle-cruisers were the biggest thing you could pilot. And some of the frigates were not in either? Or am I remembering it wrong.

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

Lladre posted:

When Eve launched though I think battle-cruisers were the biggest thing you could pilot. And some of the frigates were not in either? Or am I remembering it wrong.

yup that sounds right. There were way fewer ships when they launched then there are now. I think just the core t1 ships: frigates, destroyers, cruisers and battlecruisers. There may have been some industrials. I think tech 2 ships came later. Maybe have had some factions ships not sure.

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

The main point is that CCP released the game with what they had and have added new ships gradually over the years to get to where they are now. Scam Citizen wants to be Eve Online so badly. It'll never achieve what Eve has in a million years.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016


That's where you are wrong.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Bofast posted:

How do you feel about refunds?

ill get back to you in a few months on that

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crowdfunding a game and then advertising job openings on social media... at what point does your brain skip past the giant red “GET A REFUND” alarm that’s been blinking for five years

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Bayonnefrog posted:

yup that sounds right. There were way fewer ships when they launched then there are now. I think just the core t1 ships: frigates, destroyers, cruisers and battlecruisers. There may have been some industrials. I think tech 2 ships came later. Maybe have had some factions ships not sure.

Battleships were the largest, battle cruisers were added later. Fun historical note, when EVE first released, all ammo had the same range.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/982045337169874944

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015








Someone reset the Mirificus bot pls :eyepop:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Beet Wagon posted:

Someone reset the Mirificus bot pls :eyepop:

that's what happens when someone starts up a second thread without a shared DB or race condition checks

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

SelenicMartian posted:

The game's finally looking good.



What the gently caress is wrong with that dudes right elbow?

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Is being short 20 Engineers good or bad. Does this mean they won't make a baby?

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
Robot Panic!

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

That's a heavy gun.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

It looks like he's holding something invisible - I for one think it should be the Crobear head.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

B'tak back with the PvP slider, family friendly language filters on players, and G rated NPCs.

This has to be the most genius troll ever.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Your game is never going to come out.

Sorry. :shrug:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Captain B'tak: How many Star Systems will be available for PvE mostly ?





The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Sure am glad those Oasis marketing checks are still coming in!

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



The Titanic posted:

Sure am glad those Oasis marketing checks are still coming in!

That account has a suspiciously round follower count (500 even).

After checking out who they (the followers) are, I feel like taking a shower.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Golli posted:

That account has a suspiciously round follower count (500 even).

After checking out who they (the followers) are, I feel like taking a shower.

They're all a bunch of cunts. We could've told you that. :shrug:

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

When I get a little bit of alcohol in me, B'tak's posts turn into complete gibberish.

Drank a little for an ache I have, and I can barely tell what the gently caress he is saying.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

He thinks there will "only" be 20 systems for the PVE players HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh B'tak it breaks my heart, you are getting one partially complete solar system and that is it.

Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

Nowhere will be safe, B'tak. We're going to find you and blow up all of your little chariots.

... or we would, if the game ever loving released.

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Hav posted:

What the everliving gently caress.

They retain 10% * level drone damage and hp plus bonuses on capital shield repair.

Go look at the standing fleet rorq fit.

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