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It's this big buff krav maga guy and he's selling a video about how to protect yourself from muggers, and his advice is get married and have kids, so when the guy tries to kill you, you can tell him you have a wife and children.
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cda posted:Me: Please don't kill me. I have a wife and a child! lol
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cda posted:It's this big buff krav maga guy and he's selling a video about how to protect yourself from muggers, and his advice is get married and have kids, so when the guy tries to kill you, you can tell him you have a wife and children. lmfao CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Apr 7, 2018 10:34
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Pick-up line: "I was wondering if you'd be interested in finding out just how many drinks it would take for you to sleep with me!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 7, 2018 13:57
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Don Cherry nervously getting ready for a second date with a girls he’d been long time crushing on but he can’t find a suit without poutine stains |
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Apr 7, 2018 16:08
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Local man Splatmaster arrested & charged with manslaughter after a local woman suffers fatal liver damage; details on page 8 |
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Apr 7, 2018 16:45
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Farecoal posted:Local man Splatmaster arrested & charged with manslaughter after a local woman suffers fatal liver damage; details on page 8 Her: There hasn't been enough booze distilled by mankind! Me: Challenge accepted! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Poorly thought out slogans for pillows, mugs, t-shirts, etc Be as bold as the person who wrote "4 servings per container" on the Velveeta box. Home is where you steal cable. I'm not thirsty [picture of a giant straw] [picture of a winking minion] eat my *ss |
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Apr 7, 2018 17:24
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I'm not good, I'm just persistent. (this is both an entry the slogan list and my family's motto) |
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Apr 7, 2018 17:31
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I heart lard |
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Apr 7, 2018 22:10
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Dont blame me, I use baking soda |
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Apr 7, 2018 22:42
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in some parts of the US they call baking soda "baking pop"
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Apr 8, 2018 03:27
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sebmojo posted:I heart (attack) lard |
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Apr 8, 2018 03:51
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The shirt looks like there's a straw going down your pants. |
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Apr 8, 2018 05:22
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Pitch perfect but it's all gladitorial combat. Same cast.ghost emoji posted:in some parts of the US they call baking soda "baking pop" I chuckled so mirthfully at this. |
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Apr 8, 2018 20:56
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hot dogs cut up in mac-n-cheese counts as a balanced meal i know that jesus would want me to chug this ask me about my dev environment |
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Why Does God Allow Evil? For Teh Epic LOLZ? & Other TheoLOLgical Questions By Father John 4chan |
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The Greatest Story Ever Told By Giant Robots |
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Apr 10, 2018 01:19
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"The Book of Genesis" by Phil Collins, an excerpt: "In the beginning we were struggling, so there was nothing but then we paid the electric bill and behold! we had light! It was good." https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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the democrats the crats (retail version) |
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Mortal Cumberbatch- A movie about Dr. Strange vs. Smaug vs. Alan Turing vs. all the other roles Benedict Cumberbatch has ever played. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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There's no rule that says a man can't compete in the Westminster Dog Show!! |
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I wish I could change the world. I wish I could feed the hungry. I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
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Today I saw single goose staring forlornly into the window of an out of business stripmall Subway sandwichery. |
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Nevvy Z posted:Today I saw single goose staring forlornly into the window of an out of business stripmall Subway sandwichery. Maybe geese eat for free at subway too? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yamc6Y7dgac
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Apr 13, 2018 20:53
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William h Macy’s day parade
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Apr 14, 2018 01:29
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John Wayne Gacy's day parade |
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Olive! posted:John Wayne Gacy's day parade CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Apr 15, 2018 05:21
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time for breakfast [lights cigarette]
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Everyone's mom
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!