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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:laffo::laffo: the ride teens are ready to Balkanize



https://twitter.com/thehill/status/982367120783790081?s=21

https://twitter.com/sarahchadwickk/status/982392057435181057?s=21

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
imagine trying to teach trump anything lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm trying to think of a question Mueller could ask Trump that would NOT cause him to lie and perjure himself. Like, Trump has even lied about his name in the past.

he's never not going to perjure himself, he's unethical period.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

let em go

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

no way

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Hope it goes as well as debate prep.

he's gonna gently caress the chair

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

omfg

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

i am excited to see how the country of south carolina does

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Can we actually set off the nuke in Charleston Harbor then

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gonna buy a crematorium and fire everyone and replace them w/ the line cooks from the local maccas cause lol really whats the fkn difference

just do what i tell u and dont hurt urselves u little assholes and u will start @ $15.05/hr and if u follow rule #2 then i can save u on ur taxes kiddo, u in?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

trump gonna be a wartime president lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

FAUXTON posted:

Can we actually set off the nuke in Charleston Harbor then

i thought obummer sold that to isis

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
idk if you folks saw CHUDs complaining about how a 78* year old man in the UK had been arrested for killing a burglar in his home, but he's now been released with no charges. an investigation into a death! omg! londonistan! police state!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm too dumb to play Crusader Kings, I got about half an hour into the tutorial and was totally overwhelmed

how do you people play this

the key to enjoying CKII is to give up on trying to play it optimally. it's a game that lets you simulate playing a hosed up medieval feudal lord so you need to accept that things aren't always going to work out for the best. sometimes the best decision is to go insane, gently caress your horse, kill your heir, and send all your forces on a hopeless crusade in the desert.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Dr. Killjoy posted:

man I can't wait for the inevitable Qanon doxxing

tom arnold

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



GobiasIndustries posted:

:thunk:in' about modifying that 2001 video with someone less cspam-centric as Schnorkles. Maybe get a viral tweet going w/ donnie as a giant space baby. Just gotta figure out who would make sense to use as the pre-rebirth Donnie....

hillary

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

oh boy here we go again

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
almost forgot to grab crusader kings 2, thanks for talking about it folks

close one!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Joementum posted:

the key to enjoying CKII is to give up on trying to play it optimally. it's a game that lets you simulate playing a hosed up medieval feudal lord so you need to accept that things aren't always going to work out for the best. sometimes the best decision is to go insane, gently caress your horse, kill your heir, and send all your forces on a hopeless crusade in the desert.

basically the same as dwarf fortress

just embrace the story as it spins itself instead of trying to "win"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
God drat it, I can't figure out how to make this post normally, but:

https://imgur.com/rkGUz3p

TRUMP!

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Joementum posted:

the key to enjoying CKII is to give up on trying to play it optimally. it's a game that lets you simulate playing a hosed up medieval feudal lord so you need to accept that things aren't always going to work out for the best. sometimes the best decision is to go insane, gently caress your horse, kill your heir, and send all your forces on a hopeless crusade in the desert.

the games often better when everything falls apart imo. getting too strong is always boring in paradox games

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

jarofpiss posted:

trump gonna be a wartime president lol

he already is

69 Tomahawks into an Airfield, Two Botched Raids that Classify as Reverse Benghazis etc

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://twitter.com/BretMaverick777/status/982396531755114496

:smug:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Joementum posted:

the key to enjoying CKII is to give up on trying to play it optimally. it's a game that lets you simulate playing a hosed up medieval feudal lord so you need to accept that things aren't always going to work out for the best. sometimes the best decision is to go insane, gently caress your horse, kill your heir, and send all your forces on a hopeless crusade in the desert.

pence?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

what are the chances south carlonia secedes?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



jarofpiss posted:

what are the chances south carlonia secedes?

0

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mariana Horchata posted:

Bock Bock mothafucka


Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/982228846031257602

In Twitter, the image is below, so this is kind of lost here :shrug:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Michael Bayleaf posted:

the games often better when everything falls apart imo. getting too strong is always boring in paradox games

yeah

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

he already is

69 Tomahawks into an Airfield, Two Botched Raids that Classify as Reverse Benghazis etc

that's just normal president warcrimes i mean when he's the next lincoln and has to preserve the union lol

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


dont be like that

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




TMMadman posted:

God drat it, I can't figure out how to make this post normally, but:

https://imgur.com/rkGUz3p

TRUMP!

see

raise

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

he already is

69 Tomahawks into an Airfield, Two Botched Raids that Classify as Reverse Benghazis etc

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

jarofpiss posted:

what are the chances south carlonia secedes?

quote:

The South Carolina bill is unlikely to make it through this session. It faces an April 10 deadline to go to the state Senate for consideration.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

see

raise



:vuvu:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Solarin posted:

Bock bock motherfucker

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

i am excited to see how the country of south carolina does

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


truip

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

TMMadman posted:

God drat it, I can't figure out how to make this post normally, but:

https://imgur.com/rkGUz3p

TRUMP!

its dumb but just paste the mp4 link without any tags, no url or img or w/e

https://i.imgur.com/rkGUz3p.mp4

e: HAHAHA JUST WATCHED THE END

poor bastard

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