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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/RussianTroll_ID/status/982047901814870022

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Picnic Princess posted:

Depends where you grew up. I only had one who taught everything because my class was only like 10 kids.

Sorry I didn't realize we had posters who were born in the 1920s here still.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Krankenstyle posted:

Sorry I didn't realize we had posters who were born in the 1920s here still.

We generally don't start rotating around to different teachers by subject until 6th grade in the US.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Deteriorata posted:

We generally don't start rotating around to different teachers by subject until 6th grade in the US.

what the hell, how are your teachers able to keep teaching for full days at a time...?

actually, this isnt very funny so im gonna stop

here:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mrs. Shea.

She died some years ago, but it was old age, since she was probably pushing 60 in 1985

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/UweBollRaw/status/982400865850961920

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




first the lowtax beatdown, then the call for lowtax reparations, now this... uwe boll is fast becoming a hero imo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Krankenstyle posted:

what the hell, how are your teachers able to keep teaching for full days at a time...?

actually, this isnt very funny so im gonna stop

here:


Teachers would cover every subject through 5th grade. Nothing was really complicated, so all they had to do was teach to the book even if they weren't experts on any subject. It wasn't until 6th grade that each subject would start being so detailed as to need an individual teacher for everything.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what was it like before the internet?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Turtlicious posted:

what was it like before the internet?

I played a lot of video games.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Turtlicious posted:

what was it like before the internet?

We didn't even have cell phones to avoid each other. We had to talk, face to face. It was awful.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Turtlicious posted:

what was it like before the internet?

Woods porn, Victoria's Secret Catalog, and Skinemax.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Randaconda posted:

Woods porn, Victoria's Secret Catalog, and Skinemax.

Scrambled cable porn.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Before the internet you downloaded HB2A.GIF from a local BBS.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




mcbexx posted:

Well, at least they are not those jade eggs sold by Gwyneth Paltrow for $66.00 that you put in your vagina to increase sexual energy.

Wait, you thought I was kidding?

The Q&A page (:nws: for cartoon nudity) is ... well.
Close.

That's the bourgie version. You can stick eggs up your hooha way cheaper at aliexpress. 3 for $6, shove 'em wherever you want. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3Pc...2811872810.html


Randaconda posted:

Victoria's Secret Catalog

Such extravagance. Back in the day you had to make do with a Sears catalog.



Lady in the upper left there is not impressed by your wiener.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Facebook Aunt posted:

That's the bourgie version. You can stick eggs up your hooha way cheaper at aliexpress. 3 for $6, shove 'em wherever you want. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3Pc...2811872810.html


Such extravagance. Back in the day you had to make do with a Sears catalog.



Lady in the upper left there is not impressed by your wiener.

2nd from the right has realized what a terrible choice she made with that shirt now that nature is calling.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

what the hell, how are your teachers able to keep teaching for full days at a time...?

actually, this isnt very funny so im gonna stop

No this post is appropriate for a funny thread because you must be joking that there's a country where the majority of teachers aren't expected to teach for a full day

In NZ most schools up until year 9 (US grade 8) structure classes with one teacher for all subjects who teaches 9am-3pm every day with ~1hr 20m of break time/recess.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Randaconda posted:

Woods porn

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009
Found this posted as most honest chat log in video game history.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bike tory posted:

No this post is appropriate for a funny thread because you must be joking that there's a country where the majority of teachers aren't expected to teach for a full day

In NZ most schools up until year 9 (US grade 8) structure classes with one teacher for all subjects who teaches 9am-3pm every day with ~1hr 20m of break time/recess.

alright you got me

totally official average, a danish school teacher spends their time like 3/3/1 actual teaching/prep/pta-whatever, but the govt is gonna cut off the prep time so good for you all i guess, we're all gonna become a lovely uneducated blob

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

chitoryu12 posted:

I played a lot of video games.

Back in the days when there was no pausing because that technology didn't exist yet on my Vic-20.

Yeah I'm old as balls too. :smith::hf::smith:

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


I googled my first grade teacher + town/state; she didn't make the first page - but apparently my sixth grade English teacher is making ~120k/year, which like god-drat she was a lovely teacher.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


tbf my first grade teacher was awesome and would have deserved ~whatever~.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Flyinglemur posted:

Back in the days when there was no pausing because that technology didn't exist yet on my Vic-20.

Yeah I'm old as balls too. :smith::hf::smith:

I'm not even 26 yet. My games were N64 and PlayStation.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

BaronVonVaderham posted:

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

In the uk "Grumble" or "Hedge Porn" are the accepted terms.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


BaronVonVaderham posted:

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

Mine was Park Porn. Someone kept leaving magazines in the playgrounds at a local park.

I like to think it was se noble soul littering material for the youth. They were always in prestine non-sticky condition.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

Inzombiac posted:

Mine was Park Porn. Someone kept leaving magazines in the playgrounds at a local park.

I like to think it was se noble soul littering material for the youth. They were always in prestine non-sticky condition.

Where they placed under a large box propped up by a stick with a string tied to it?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Facebook Aunt posted:

That's the bourgie version. You can stick eggs up your hooha way cheaper at aliexpress. 3 for $6, shove 'em wherever you want. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3Pc...2811872810.html


Such extravagance. Back in the day you had to make do with a Sears catalog.



Lady in the upper left there is not impressed by your wiener.

We didn't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm not even 26 yet. My games were N64 and PlayStation.

Well I obviously confused your post with a different one. Because of the senility, you see.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

One word: Benny's Angels.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jerry Cotton posted:

One word: Benny's Angels.

deeply erotic, especially the sped-up patting on the old toothless dude's bald head

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


BaronVonVaderham posted:

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

Local radio show did a whole call in segment about it last year. One dude talked about getting caught taking garbage porn. After that, the guy who was throwing out the porn, would leave a magazine hidden next to the garbage can every month.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Turtlicious posted:

what was it like before the internet?

I tried to find a gif that showed what downloading a single porn image from a BBS over Zmodem looked like, but I just got regular porn gifs.

You would literally see one horizontal line of pixels appear... wait for it... wait for it... a second line of pixels would appear... wait for it... (etc)

Eventually it'd get to the top of her head (looks like she's a brunette, let's see what the next line of pixels shows), eventually her face would be revealed... then you'd lose connection right when it finished downloading her shoulders. But! This BBS had Zmodem, so you could resume your download instead of starting the whole process over again! Then you'd get the rest of her shoulders and some cleavage... then your mom would pick up the phone to make a call and you'd lose connection and by the time you could reconnect Zmodem wouldn't resume the download, so you'd start over again.

Good times.

Fake edit: It was something like this, but 10 times slower:

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

One word: Benny's Angels.

The word you're really thinking of is Hot Gossip.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

I beg you, I beg you, to tell me that this is taking the piss.


Honest to god, at first glance I thought the photo on the right was Boris Johnson.


I would genuinely pay PPV prices to see Uwe Boll beat the poo poo out of Alex Jones.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Besesoth posted:

I beg you, I beg you, to tell me that this is taking the piss.

Wouldn't hold my breath.

quote:

Turning Point USA is an American conservative or right-wing nonprofit organization whose stated mission is to educate students about "true free market values."

Also:

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Besesoth posted:

I beg you, I beg you, to tell me that this is taking the piss.

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