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A Spherical Sponge posted:birds don't have dicks just fyi. except ducks and geese and ostriches and emus. all the other birds, 97% in total, just got a cloaca, and sex is just touching cloacas for a couple of seconds (which isn't too different from most goons' experiences of sex I guess). hope this hasn't ruined your bird fantasies Yeah, and sometimes birds mate because the lady bird gets distracted by something nearby and then boom. So really theres no reason to emulate birds for any reason at all.
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Who What Now posted:Yeah, and sometimes birds mate because the lady bird gets distracted by something nearby and then boom. So really theres no reason to emulate birds for any reason at all. Distraction is like 90% of my game. The other 10% is begging.
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Who What Now posted:Yeah, and sometimes birds mate because the lady bird gets distracted by something nearby and then boom. So really theres no reason to emulate birds for any reason at all.  ... to be honest, im not sure how to read this post
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AlbieQuirky posted:cloaca magnet ...chick magnet
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vyelkin posted:There's a part in one of the Attenborough documentaries where a man bird tries to impress a lady bird by showing her all the cool poo poo he's collected but then plot twist, the lady bird is actually another man and steals his fanciest poo poo and flies away. bird chad, so what
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Dad found my bird chad folder and now thinks I'm gay.
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Scathach posted:...chick magnet You sick gently caress.
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Who the gently caress doesn't hate seagulls
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Besides Pteppic's dad anyway
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Karate Bastard posted:Terns are great. I knew a tern once and I thought he was okay but I found out later that he was a real jerk.
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It was a real tern for the worse.
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EmmyOk posted:Is that true about bears? The beaver one isn't, so treat it like any internet list. Fake vanilla comes from wood pulp extract. Beaver might be in really expensive perfume you probably will never afford.
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http://www.businessinsider.com/castoreum-used-in-food-and-perfume-2013-10
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300 lbs of that is harvested a year. 20 MILLION lbs or real actual vanilla is harvested a year. You aren't winning the beast butt lottery.
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i love seagulls, because of stories like that. the best part is that The Empress isn't just any fancy hotel. in Victoria, it's THE fancy hotel. it's a National Historic Site of Canada, a popular tourist attraction, and the king and queen of England have stayed there. it's $75 to enjoy their Victorian-style tea service and it's so popular that you need to book far in advance. there was even a minor controversy back in the city's history when a sign was put up on the hotel because people felt that no one who didn't immediately know this was THE Empress had no business staying there. seagulls loving everything up with their spicy pepperoni poo poo is hilarious
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I'll never be able to trust a beaver's anus ever again. I hope you're happy that you took that away from me.
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Terns, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6eoXfBKU
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:speaking of seagull facts: The seagulls are the real heros of that story. they're the roughtumble street-urchins of the sky. though of course they grow up to be the psychopathic mobsters of the sky also.
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I've known of this strip for years and had no idea the red button panel was even a thing.
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Choco1980 posted:I've known of this strip for years and had no idea the red button panel was even a thing. It's a relatively new addition, I want to say maybe 5 years ago? He then went on to add them to older strips.
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Karate Bastard posted:Terns are great. They'd have my vote but there's a limit
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Milo and POTUS posted:They'd have my vote but there's a limit Her tern. >: (
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'll never be able to trust a beaver's anus ever again. I hope you're happy that you took that away from me. I got 99 problems, but a beaver taint one
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That's half the plot of Season Two of Slings and Arrows.
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So what book would be like getting fisted by a truck. Asking for a friend.
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Zil posted:So what book would be like getting fisted by a truck. Asking for a friend. My friend, may I introduce you to the works of Hugo Award nominated author Chuck Tingle?
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I bet The Giver had a lot of memories about unspeakable fetishes that he was going to save until the next guy was 18.
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Zil posted:So what book would be like getting fisted by a truck. Asking for a friend. Most of China Meiville's early stuff, especially his Bas-Lag series, could be described like this.
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Bath Tubs posted:I unironically want that 'libraries are for everyone!' poster 
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