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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Desire to buy Sunday tickets growing...

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I can't loving believe Patrick Reed is going to be a Masters champion.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

Josh Lyman posted:

I can't loving believe Patrick Reed is going to be a Masters champion.

He could be starting to tilt a little.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


daslog posted:

He could be starting to tilt a little.
Reed is almost certainly going to shoot 69 or 70, so Rory is going to have to shoot another 65 which is a big ask.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

I can't loving believe Patrick Reed is going to be a Masters champion.

I can. :smuggo:

Quote this tomorrow when he blows up.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
No lead is safe there.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Reed is ice loving cold right now, drat....and I think he has a really good chance of just closing it out with a quiet 69 or something. I just see Rory getting super aggressive right off the bat tomorrow and getting scorched and never recovering, although playing it safe could also scorch Reed.

I hope Reed's jacket doesn't fit and has really long arms or something.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

Desire to buy Sunday tickets growing...

Dooooo it!

And I’ll PayPal you however much one of those hats are with the logo in the middle because I can’t loving believe I didn’t get one last year, wtf was I thinking.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Welp, congrats Shrapnig I guess

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

Welp, congrats Shrapnig I guess



Nice battery percentage.

Nice.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
I want Patrick to win so bad. I really hope he pulls it off. I love Rory but Patrick’s my guy and I will seriously be spraying champagne off my balcony if he wins.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Daric posted:

I want Patrick to win so bad. I really hope he pulls it off. I love Rory but Patrick’s my guy and I will seriously be spraying champagne off my balcony if he wins.

I hope he pulls a Sergio tomorrow and Tin Cups it.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Well since my best friend is his caddy, if he wins drinks are on Kessler. So I’m hoping he wins. Plus he always brings me really cool memorabilia and it’s better if it’s from a win. My 2016 Ryder Cup flag signed by the entire US team and coaches is still my favorite thing I own.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Daric posted:

I want Patrick to win so bad. I really hope he pulls it off. I love Rory but Patrick’s my guy and I will seriously be spraying champagne off my balcony if he wins.
You are scum :colbert:

BCRock
Dec 13, 2005
I'm huge in Japan
Reed 71, Rory 68. Rory wins in a playoff. Sorry Daric.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


There is an extremely slim but nonzero chance I might be going to the Masters tomorrow.

If I do, I will follow the final pairing and try to get on camera/mic yelling out "LOWTAX" or something.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Geeze how much are tickets for final round ?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

There is an extremely slim but nonzero chance I might be going to the Masters tomorrow.

If I do, I will follow the final pairing and try to get on camera/mic yelling out "LOWTAX" or something.

Please don’t.

Halo14 posted:

Geeze how much are tickets for final round ?

Probably a decent four figgies.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
My sources say Patrick is going to wear red today instead of the pink Nike planned on. Source: his caddy

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Daric posted:

My sources say Patrick is going to wear red today instead of the pink Nike planned on. Source: his caddy

This is less of a surprise than his leading going into Sunday. Dude wants to emulate Tiger. He wears red/black in final rounds very often.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Oh I know, he does it every week. Tiger even told him to. A couple weeks ago Tiger asked him if he’d ever won a tournament wearing a color other than red. When Patrick said no, Tiger said “then wear it every week.”

But, Nike laid out clothes for all their players this weekend. It was black and white on Friday, blue yesterday, and pink today. Patrick and Tiger both decided to wear red anyway.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Halo14 posted:

Geeze how much are tickets for final round ?
A friend of a friend possibly had a spare, but I didn't hear back this morning so that plan is done.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Not really sure who I want to win. I do know it's not one of the 3 leaders. Also, it would be nice to see Tiger get to par or under.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
I picture Sergio sitting in the Butthead Cabin playing FIFA 18 on an Xbox and getting smashed on wine waiting for this poo poo to be over.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
Jesus, Phil. Great round, too late.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Keyser_Soze posted:

I picture Sergio sitting in the Butthead Cabin playing FIFA 18 on an Xbox and getting smashed on wine waiting for this poo poo to be over.

I’d like him more if he showed up for the Green Jacket ceremony totally faced and just mumbling “well I’ve been drinking for two days”

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Daric posted:

My sources say Patrick is going to wear red today instead of the pink Nike planned on. Source: his caddy

They just showed him on the range and he’s got pink on.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Hello friends and welcome to the final round at Augusta.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Robnoxious posted:

Hello friends and welcome to the final round at Augusta.

can i just say gently caress JIM NANTZ

because i seriously hate that man

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Troy Queef posted:

can i just say gently caress JIM NANTZ

because i seriously hate that man
Hating on Jim Nantz is cool and good but don't you be spitting hate at Uncle Verne or we will have to bare knuckle brawl.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Robnoxious posted:

Hating on Jim Nantz is cool and good but don't you be spitting hate at Uncle Verne or we will have to bare knuckle brawl.

agreed, especially if you like me enjoy SEC football Uncle Verne is a legend

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

mattfl posted:

They just showed him on the range and he’s got pink on.

Nike put their foot down

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Troy Queef posted:

can i just say gently caress JIM NANTZ

because i seriously hate that man

He loving sucks.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
I get the Jim Nantz hate but I will say that he and Freddie do a tonnn of fundraising for the University of Houston golf team and it's much appreciated. They're great guys to have as alums.

Also, they don't mention it much but Faldo also played golf at UH briefly.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

WTF Bubba... goddamn that was brutal.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Robnoxious posted:

WTF Bubba... goddamn that was brutal.

at least he'll likely make par, but yeah that was horrid luck

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Rory shooting for the cabins like a number of years back... fuuuuck!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Welp, looks like Reed is coming out of the jump as a straight duffer.

Rory needs to calm his nerves and it's his game to lose.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Why the Nantz hate? He seems cool and good to me. I hear him interviewed on the radio every so often and he seems nice. Much better than Costas

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Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
He’s very boring. Nothing he says is exciting in any way, he hashes out the same stuff all the time (DJ can dunk, Jordan and JT are friends, etc.). Overall he is a nice person though. I waited on him one time and he tipped well so I’ll give him that.

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