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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

lmao why the hell are they taking a commercial break?

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Neo Rasa posted:

:laffo: the match so amazing it gets a commercial break

been awhile since we got one of these! congrats!

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I really hope Brock Lesnar either no sells or phones it in. That would be hilarious.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why on earth would they do this

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
what is this poo poo...

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Neo Rasa posted:

:laffo: the match so amazing it gets a commercial break

Hopefully they just get half the competitors to walk out of the ring

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Republicans posted:

I thought it was Brains Strowman?

Bray-ns Strowman

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

21 Hoot Salute posted:

an

an

an ADVERTISEMTMENT?!?!

on my PRESHOWS?
The preshow is just a long advertisment when you think about it. :ssh:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Hell Ill take a Dolph win now because you folks are getting insufferable

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Did that ad just say one of the most brutal Smashmouth battles?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

They always show commercials on the pre-show.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



now that my pick VIKTOR from the ASCENSION is gone

let's go uhhh

DASH

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Hello friends I am glad to join you all for Wrestlemania...

[squints at set dressing]

Wrestlemania Candyland, apparently

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
OH poo poo

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



21 Hoot Salute posted:

now that my pick VIKTOR from the ASCENSION is gone

let's go uhhh

DASH

gently caress!

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Glenn probably just didn't want to work tonight

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
rhynooooooo

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Push Kane

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
Its gonna be goldust folks

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Why are the Fisters in the Battle Royal they're good why aren't they tagging?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I want Mojo and Baron to be the final 2.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena knocked up that lady

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I'm glad we saw John Cena cheering instead of something happen

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Spiffster posted:

Hell Ill take a Dolph win now because you folks are getting insufferable

Sorry for hating the dude who sucks

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I hear hit comedy Blockers star John Cena is a fan of wrestling.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wait where the gently caress did Kane come from?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



I agree. Voters only vote for winners.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Lol Cena. So great.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/ShakeThemRopes/status/983099098340478978

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lmao fandango ilu

bartok
May 10, 2006



camera missing all the eliminations hell yeah

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Who's the pregnant woman who's not Nikki with Cena?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
It's loving insane that The Revival are in this match and got eliminated almost off-screen.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Since my picks VIKTOR from ASCENSION and DASH are gone

Let's go uhhhh MATT HARDY

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Remember Fandango? I member.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Why was Cena sat beside Claire Lynch?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

If dolph wins I'm going to go to America and gently caress Vince mcmahon

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
make kane new stars

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mary had a little clam posted:

commercial break in a PPV DURING a match... :-|

People without the network watching on youtube might see the ad for Wrestlemania and decide to... get it for free!

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