Wrestlemania 34 Hype Zone and Live Thread

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Heh... the people in the back aren't going to like what I am about to say

*reads from script he was given backstage*

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Wait why isn't Roman in jail for attacking U.S Marshals? This is like the 4th time he has broken the law to inflict bodily harm.

PUT ROMAN IN JAIL

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

MotU posted:

naomi is only OK

i turned on the tv once to find it on fox news and i found brodus clay on as a talking shitlord head there it was fuckin weird :ohdear:

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

It's Roman's yard. We're just living in it, friends.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/983115539936575488

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Vince thinks that result trolled the fans but he really trolled himself by letting a black person win his precious Moolah award

Moolah would�ve hated that

And plus Naomi is pretty well liked by everyone so its not like they put it on some awful wrestler

https://twitter.com/tokyodynamite/status/983109550327787520

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Shoenin posted:

Seriously gently caress WWE
The pettiness and sexism was palpable through all that.

a proper tribute to moolah!!!

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Abroham Lincoln posted:

guys

brock lesnar didn't show up for work today

that'd be nice

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bbchops: Jul 26, 2001; Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!; Nap Ghost

Yay, Brock Lesnar, big muscly hero!

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CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

VJeff posted:

Naomi is really good, she really deserved better than that if she was gonna win.

Like, if you were going to have her win, why would you have her win in the most heelish way possible against the most-over face on the entire women's roster on either show

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Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Another 10 minute promo package for the least interesting match on the show.

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Just the video package alone has me eyeing my Switch

I could probably find another shrine while it plays right

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Doc Morbid posted:

they both suck

Yeah, but I at least buy Brock as The Beast.

I don't buy Roman as THE BIG DOG

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

The greatest moment of my life was when I got 3 Reeses cups in a pack instead of two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89g1P_J40JA

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spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Imagine how much better this would be if it was Braun instead of Reigns.

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/983115539936575488

you can't see pee

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bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Man, Reigns is the right man for this match. On an unrelated note my carbon monoxide alarm has been going off for the last five minutes.

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RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Hey fun fact about the WWE Network, if you cancel your free trial immediately after getting it, it shuts down your account and if you realize that gently caress up and try and get it back you just have to pay the $9.99

I love the wwe network

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Wait why isn't Roman in jail for attacking U.S Marshals? This is like the 4th time he has broken the law to inflict bodily harm.

PUT ROMAN IN JAIL

they were fake us marshalls

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Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

RealFoxy posted:

hey let's just dump out the most over women in the division with no fan fare and have the babyface winner be outside, I think the entire drat match

I thought it was pretty dumb too but there is no way Bayley is the most over woman in the division anymore.

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D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

RealFoxy posted:

hey let's just dump out the most over women in the division with no fan fare and have the babyface winner be outside, I think the entire drat match

Naomi's whole deal the past two years has been to be completely lost in the card most of the year but pushed for odd Mania victories; she's Reverse Ambrose

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Shoenin posted:

Seriously gently caress WWE
The pettiness and sexism was palpable through all that.

"Orange is my color"

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Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

CarlCX posted:

Like, if you were going to have her win, why would you have her win in the most heelish way possible against the most-over face on the entire women's roster on either show

but she eliminated bayley :confused:

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TheHock: Jul 3, 2008; I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

I hated that ending, but very very glad that Dakota Kai got to have a pretty good run at WrestleMania.

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The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

bloodysabbath posted:

You guys I am here and the Superdome may be the biggest loving fire hazard of a venue I have ever seen. The hallways are ungodly narrow and I can�t help but keep thinking of the story the guy tells in 28 Days Later about how the rage virus just kept spreading through a packed in crowd in a tunnel.

wasn't that one of the things last time where they basically made everyone stand in the narrow hallways forever due to checking tickets or bags or something and everyone was nearly dying due to heat.

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

RealFoxy posted:

Hey fun fact about the WWE Network, if you cancel your free trial immediately after getting it, it shuts down your account and if you realize that gently caress up and try and get it back you just have to pay the $9.99

I love the wwe network

stop trying to steal from the WWE

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

My stream: "ROMAN REIGNS..." *screen freezes and now won't play anymore*

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Another year, another coronation for Roman.

Next year Roman's 4th coronation will be over his shield homies. Plus a Ronda coronation.

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Torchlighter: Jan 15, 2012; I Got Kids. I need this.

Dammit, WWE video team, stop being so good I almost care about this feud.

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

I'm here for Wrasslemania y'all, anything on the pre-show worth going back and watching later?

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Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Zyla posted:

a proper tribute to moolah!!!

hmm true
Well played Vince.

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Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CarlCX posted:

Like, if you were going to have her win, why would you have her win in the most heelish way possible against the most-over face on the entire women's roster on either show

Bayley betrayed her friend, something a nice and kind soul like Naomi would never do :colbert:

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

they were fake us marshalls

they were all guys from the united states, who were named marshall

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I dont understand letting Naomi win when you arent even going to give her the chance to glow the arena.

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Two hours in and... it's about to start!

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

hey peter

YES WE DO

YES WE DO

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checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

Roman needs a crown and sceptre

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

god shut the gently caress up idiot

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Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Guys I heard Roman is a big dawg and this is his yard plz confirm????

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Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Don't worry, the internet hates everybody

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