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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Wikipedia finally got off their duffs and made an article for QAnon last week. And it's already become a honeypot for (mostly IP) editors coming in to remove the term "conspiracy theory" and insert stuff like "truthbomb".

It was laying low at first, but at least for me Google's algorithm now puts it on the first page of ghits, so the insanity is only beginning. Standing by for them to just lock the page to anyone that doesn't have 500 edits on their account or whatever. I like Wikipedia, so I'll drop in now and then to see if Reddit or whoever else starts forming a posse to do a cross-forum invasion, so I can use an IP address to drop a dime to the admins to alert them to any rush of idiots coming to gently caress up the page. IP editing works both ways, bitches.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
https://twitter.com/intheMatrixxx/status/982716464066187264

https://twitter.com/paul_serran/status/982758701542137856

https://twitter.com/Fulcrum__News/status/982764407955566592

https://twitter.com/DoberFanPinschr/status/982824604598177793

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Apr 8, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
Who knew that humanity's overdeveloped ability to detect patterns would be it's equivalent to stupidly oversized antlers.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

That's... that's not even a coincidence. That's loving nothing. My head hurts.

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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Polygynous posted:

That's... that's not even a coincidence. That's loving nothing. My head hurts.

Humans are /mimics/. Free will is a /myth/; the Will is *caused*, /not/ "Free".

We're pattern-recognition machines. There's two sorts of errors a pattern recognition machine might make: 1) failing to see a pattern that's staring them in the face - that is, stupidity; and 2) reading a pattern into what's really garbage input, random data - that is, delusion, hallucination, psychosis.

This whole thing is a deliberate meatware hack.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
That's not even seeing a face in a cloud though. It's just nothing.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Uglycat posted:

This whole thing is a deliberate meatware hack.

The rest of us should be modeling examples for the people around us. Not Q related but the reason a person like Peterson can attract lost young men is by offering them a model, a set of norms, with an attached set of promises, a pattern. The community around the pattern re-enforces the pattern. Brain turns the pattern into a short cut, habituates it, something like what Prester's calls a "bypass", and once it's in getting it out it is much, much, harder or impossible.

But one can change the interpretation of things habituated. And that can be modelled too.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Feinne posted:

Who knew that humanity's overdeveloped ability to detect patterns would be it's equivalent to stupidly oversized antlers.

Enormous antlers get bucks laid, nobody is getting dicked off QAnon.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Relevant Tangent posted:

Enormous antlers get bucks laid, nobody is getting dicked off QAnon.

I assure you the tail end of the intelligence distribution gets its gently caress on.

Bar Ran Dun fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Apr 9, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Relevant Tangent posted:

Enormous antlers get bucks laid, nobody is getting dicked off QAnon.

I have a chilling image of an OKCupid date where two people sit down for beers and happen to find out that they're both huge Q fans, leading to a passionate relationship that will inevitably fail over the lack of indictments against Hillary Clinton.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I want to put my donald in your sealed indictment baby and drain your swamp so good.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I have a chilling image of an OKCupid date where two people sit down for beers and happen to find out that they're both huge Q fans, leading to a passionate relationship that will inevitably fail over the lack of indictments against Hillary Clinton.

And one will accuse the other of being a false flag.

“When we were hooking up, I was crisis acting!”

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Lote posted:

And one will accuse the other of being a false flag.

“When we were hooking up, I was crisis acting!”

"My orgasms were Fake News!"

"Yeah, well your bedroom performance was too much Calm Before not enough Storm."

"Like you even bothered trying to find my Red Pill, just watch me do it and Follow the White Rabbit."

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Since one of the corner stones of the Q bullshit is “Muller is secretly working for Trump” I wanna see how Muller raiding Trump’s attorney is going to be spun :allears:

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Since one of the corner stones of the Q bullshit is “Muller is secretly working for Trump” I wanna see how Muller raiding Trump’s attorney is going to be spun :allears:

:same:

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Since one of the corner stones of the Q bullshit is “Muller is secretly working for Trump” I wanna see how Muller raiding Trump’s attorney is going to be spun :allears:

Hmm.. let me think

It'll be "gibberish gibberish gibberish"

"OMG SEE THIS CO-INCIDENCE" that isn't a coincidence at all it's just three or four random things put next to each other in photoshop.

And then:

"OMG he's right I totally see it!"
"This proves everything"
"Wake up sheeple"

etc etc

These people are utter loving morons.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Cactus posted:

Hmm.. let me think

It'll be "gibberish gibberish gibberish"

"OMG SEE THIS CO-INCIDENCE" that isn't a coincidence at all it's just three or four random things put next to each other in photoshop.

And then:

"OMG he's right I totally see it!"
"This proves everything"
"Wake up sheeple"

etc etc

These people are utter loving morons.

Yes but the specific combination of bullshit is what makes it so special.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Disagree. there's nothing special about it, this is idiots all the way down.

Unless you meant that meaning of the word special. In whichcase I completely agree.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
If all of Trump’s cohorts are in prison then they can keep a closer eye on Obummer and Hitlary and prevent their deep state actions. Checkmate Libs. Checkmate.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Q subreddit /r/greatawakening is a treasure trove of insanity and denial. I highly recommend.


quote:


Hey folks, Q said “it wasn’t supposed to be revealed that Trump was not under investigation...NOT YET”

Mueller’s cover was almost blown...so, what does he do? He targets this lawyer in a bold public way. Relax. Nothing will come of this. “We are in control - Trust the plan.”


quote:


I think this is in response to the leak last wk about Trump not being investigated, it’s a bone to throw to the mockingbirds.

It should be obvious that this is BS. It was “recommended by Mueller”? That’s how they say “this has nothing to do with the Mueller investigation” but still making it sound like it is.

The lawyer never had a role in the campaign, the transition team, or the administration. This does not affect POTUS at all except for getting the news to focus away from what he’s really up to.


quote:


Cohen is a white hat. No one is going after him. This is just theater to buy some more time. Even the best laid plans get messy sometimes and you need to make adjustments.


quote:


The NY US Attorney who is overseeing the raid and evidence collection is a Trump appointee.

This outrageous raid shows that absolutely no stones were left unturned and nothing was out of bounds, so now when the investigation and prosecution of the Obama/Clinton/Deep State goes public nobody can cry foul.


I want to believe that these people will have a really bad time when the whole Q narrative comes crashing down, but I know they are just going to do whatever mental gymnastics necessary to never have to admit they were conned like the dumb rubes they are.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

“Trump let himself be put in jail because he personally wanted to plant bugs in Hillary’s cell! He’ll be out in no time!”

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

Cohen is a white hat. No one is going after him. This is just theater to buy some more time. Even the best laid plans get messy sometimes and you need to make adjustments.

Getting raided by the Feds: this is good news for bitcoin Cohen!

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I assume this is just :umberto:, but this whole "Mueller's investigation is just a ruse" thing makes no sense.

So you have an alleged Deep State full of people about to get fired or indicted, and Mueller is supposedly working on all of that while *pretending* he's working on indicting Trump. How loving dumb is the Deep State to have no clue they're about to get served? You've got an administration full of leaks, and the DS supposedly has a lock on the Intel apparatus (aside from Military Intel which is just lol), and yet they're easily misled by a NYT article saying Trump is going down?

Is the target audience the public? If so, why is Trump graciously weakening himself with scandals? And if the target is the public, why is Q undermining it by hand-holding everyone and reassuring them that The Plan is in motion. If Q is legit and the Deep State presumably knows he's onto them, wouldn't they just be compulsively following Q drops along with all the idiots so they can know when to book it for a non-extradition country?

And this gets back to the whole point of Q: there are genuinely Qfans that say that all he's asking of them is "don't be scared, and spread the word." *Why* would that be such a huge priority in the middle of a supposed covert counter-coup? Especially if there's basically nothing overtly happening, so the only people biting their nails are people *following* Q in the first place. If you're going to suddenly have the National Guard patrolling the streets in tanks to keep order as you dismantle the Deep State (why, are a bunch of bureaucrats going to fan out across the country with rifles?) why not just publicly announce it through, I dunno, the President's Twitter as it kicks off to reassure people that it's a temporary measure and thing are Totally Fine.


I realize there's 1,001 things to criticize Q for, but this is just what has me baffled at this particular moment.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
There’s a big difference between ‘not being investigated’ and ‘not being criminally investigated, because we know you can’t indict the president for a crime’. Doesn’t mean your findings don’t exist.

I saw them arguing about weather Mueller is ‘white’ or ‘black hat’ today. After this bombshell it seems a lot of people either decided he’s not on their team, or the deep state has corrupted him. Don’t worry though, as a very stable genius, POTUS got this!

Edit: Yeah totally. Seems like Q would be the bad guy, warning everyone and ruining Trumps plans.

Moose-Alini fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Apr 10, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

[–]LiberalTearsLMFAONew arrival. -4 points an hour ago

There was no fire, no one died, and the lawyer was never raided.

Enjoy the show.

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[–]mythstifiedNew arrival. 8 points 46 minutes ago

Interesting theory. Any evidence for that?

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[–]LiberalTearsLMFAONew arrival. 1 point 28 minutes ago

Only what's down is up, and up down.

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[–]denizen42New arrival. 2 points 35 minutes ago

There are pictures of the fire

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[–]brentvsmaximvs2018 will be GLORIOUS! - Q -1 points 25 minutes ago

pictures are easily made. Hollywood did a great job with ISIS don't you think?

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[–]denizen42New arrival. 2 points 24 minutes ago

They couldn't pull this off in downtown manhattan

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[–]brentvsmaximvs2018 will be GLORIOUS! - Q 1 point 22 minutes ago

anything is possible

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[–]SeekTruthCJoyHow bad is the corruption? - Q 1 point 10 minutes ago

Really? Not pull this off in NYC? Ummmm .... 9-11 ring any bells?

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I will admit, paying $130,000 out of your Home Equity LOC to silence a porn star, when your buddy doesn't even know you're doing it for him, falls solidly into "such a mensch!" territory.

quote:

Exactly. Cohen is a white hat. No one is going after him. This is just theater to buy some more time. Even the best laid plans get messy sometimes and you need to make adjustments.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 10, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

Q1010: CHEMICALS PUSHED FOR HOME USE CLEANING [CANCER][BABY ON FLOOR-HANDS IN MOUTH - THE START].

The purpose of the Syrian chemical false flag is to clean Trump's entourage from traitors. Triggering them by deceitfully announcing troop departure allows him to analyze their chain of command and identify them.


"Effect change to our collective consciousness" is the best euphemism for slacktivism that I've yet seen.

quote:

I would offer that this “raid” on Trump’s personal attorney was designed to get “us” to become more outraged, because we are not yet outraged enough to effect change to our collective consciousness. This is designed to get the silent majority angry!


Anyone else hear some goalposts whiz by?

quote:

If you look at Q's last post......the TIMING IS PERFECT(Amazing coincidence.). So, what if this is just part of the plan....not some NEW MOVE or FORCED MOVE but part of the PLAN all along?

quote:

What if Mueller allowed them to plant something, yet did not officially sign off on it, thus allowing them to set themselves up?

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Apr 10, 2018

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
While looking to laugh at mental illness in /r/greatawakening I came across the "Qmap.pdf"

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net/02.%20QMaps/Q%27s%20posts%20-%20CBTS%20-%208.3.0.pdf

LOL. Also, holy poo poo.

It's like a perfect distillation of schizophrenia. If this was an art piece it would be genius.

I especially like the "how to read Q posts" on page 21 (of 690 lol). Better directions would just be "have meth psychosis"

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit
So way back when I was still in an diagnosed schizophrenic Otherkin (who believed they had a mission from the biblical Enoch to gather together a s group of people to prepare for the ultimate battle between good and evil) I ran an ezboard called "The Gathering Dusk". The fact that the Q Anon subreddits have been named "The Calm Before the Storm" and now "The Great Awakening" is definitely giving me some flashbacks to those days.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Rape Stink posted:

While looking to laugh at mental illness in /r/greatawakening I came across the "Qmap.pdf"

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net/02.%20QMaps/Q%27s%20posts%20-%20CBTS%20-%208.3.0.pdf

LOL. Also, holy poo poo.

It's like a perfect distillation of schizophrenia. If this was an art piece it would be genius.

I especially like the "how to read Q posts" on page 21 (of 690 lol). Better directions would just be "have meth psychosis"




What I don't get is why they're so fixated on this "Q" clearance. Having a clearance with the DOE gives you access to a lot of stuff related to nuclear materials, but that's really it. It doesn't give you access to much beyond that.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Deathy McDeath posted:




What I don't get is why they're so fixated on this "Q" clearance. Having a clearance with the DOE gives you access to a lot of stuff related to nuclear materials, but that's really it. It doesn't give you access to much beyond that.

I'm sure there must be some, but off the top of my head I can't think of any films where the hero is an employee of the Department of Energy.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
r/greatawakening is all excited because Department of the Army put out for bids for padding cells at Gitmo. Which would be more conspiratorial and fascinating if it weren't for the fact that the Global War on Terror prison there is almost old enough to vote: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8azxd3/padded_cells_in_gitmo_operational_no_later_than/


I love all the little tastes of how frustrated they are, which are immediately leapt on with "cheer up, trust The Plan!"

quote:

[–]Millejon0114Re read drops. - Q 3 points 5 hours ago

I’d like to see ONE major arrest!! As Hillary tweets congratulations to someone on twitter with her smug self!!! One arrest!!! Just one !! Let us know this is a huge big disappointment and people that aren’t red chipped will believe the people being social justice warriors

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[–]dark-dareDo you believe in coincidences? - Q 2 points an hour ago

Did you notice no word from Obummer. I keep checking, but crickets. Today I thought, I wonder if they picked him up quietly. No one seems concerned.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Reminder: Q said that both Hillary and Huma Abedin were supposed to be arrested back in October

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
hi

thanks to me spreading around this poo poo, someone is making a neural network to generate Q posts

should this be used for evil

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Posted on the Trump thread before I knew this was a thing. Here, we learn that news wire services are a deep state plot and something is for sure about to happen this time.

https://twitter.com/5Strat/status/983444881719914504?s=19

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
It’s almost as if that’s how wire services work
:thunk:

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
I wonder what the overlap is on a Venn diagram with circles representing Qanons and Gamergaters?

I'm pretty sure it's almost the same loving circle.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Well if Twitter is anything to go on, a lot of older religious conservatives have glommed onto Q. I doubt @DeplorableDebra, age 46 or whatever, know s what Gamergate is.

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Gamer gate would be inside the circle of Qanon garbage but Qanon also involves Satanic Panic poo poo from the 80’s and early 90’s. Remember Qanon makes references to Pizzagate and Podesta having secret Satanic cannibal dinners..err supposedly. The Q stuff is so vague that it allows every brand of right wing poo poo head to find their particular conspiracy in there somewhere. Like the deepstate being in league with both some Jewish cabal as well as a secret network of satanists the world over

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