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F1 2018: Forza Ferrari!!! In bocca al lupo!!!
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Apr 9, 2018 01:41
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Just a reminder, you fucc men:The Kimoa Kid posted:McLaren are 3rd, turds
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Apr 9, 2018 01:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIm2cqy7-AI
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Apr 9, 2018 01:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVgREpPbrL4
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Apr 9, 2018 02:02
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That race was ftw
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Apr 9, 2018 02:14
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Perez and Hartley got 30-second penalties, so now they’re the guys who finished last instead of the Williams drivers.
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Apr 9, 2018 02:37
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I hate to admit it cause it's Wil Buxton and Wil Buxton blows chunks but the official F1 Paddock Pass show pre- and post-race are pretty good. They're all 25minutes+ and basically just a much better (if not much more sterile (cause it's official FOM poo poo)) show than Ted's Notes especially since now everyone is ignoring Kravitz in the pits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Vp_uP5BHQ
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Apr 9, 2018 02:56
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Apr 9, 2018 03:13
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Instagram of the Ferrari mechanic that got intentionally and brutally murdered by K. Raikkonen. https://www.instagram.com/francesco.cigarini/ 
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Apr 9, 2018 03:14
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#prayforfrancesco
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Apr 9, 2018 03:19
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DoctorGonzo posted:#prayforfrancesco You weren't good enough in your support of Ferrari. That's why he broke his leg. You failed Ferrari.
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Apr 9, 2018 03:27
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Wirth1000 posted:You weren't good enough in your support of Ferrari. That's why he broke his leg. You failed Ferrari.
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Apr 9, 2018 03:31
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Wirth1000 posted:I hate to admit it cause it's Wil Buxton and Wil Buxton blows chunks but the official F1 Paddock Pass show pre- and post-race are pretty good. They're all 25minutes+ and basically just a much better (if not much more sterile (cause it's official FOM poo poo)) show than Ted's Notes especially since now everyone is ignoring Kravitz in the pits. Where was Ted today? I only heard Di Resta.
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Apr 9, 2018 03:31
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His name is actually CIGAR-ini?
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Apr 9, 2018 03:48
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 https://www.instagram.com/p/BfHJmMlFKRU/
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Apr 9, 2018 03:55
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I wonder what Maurizio Arrivabene uses in his hair. I want to have his hair.
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Apr 9, 2018 03:58
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Where was Ted today? I only heard Di Resta. Somebody said during the broadcast he was out due to the birth of his child.
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Apr 9, 2018 04:02
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Today's ESPN broadcast had alot less AIDS and was in fact good. Thank you ESPN executives for reading my posts. Super stoked for the German/Italian anthem combo. Vettelreich is back on baby!
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Apr 9, 2018 04:13
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zelah posted:I wonder what Maurizio Arrivabene uses in his hair. I want to have his hair. It's almost like you've never seen an Italian man before. They single-handedly prop up the pomade industry.
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Apr 9, 2018 04:41
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Wirth1000 posted:I hate to admit it cause it's Wil Buxton and Wil Buxton blows chunks but the official F1 Paddock Pass show pre- and post-race are pretty good. They're all 25minutes+ and basically just a much better (if not much more sterile (cause it's official FOM poo poo)) show than Ted's Notes especially since now everyone is ignoring Kravitz in the pits. Nevermind, should have read further down the page...
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Apr 9, 2018 04:44
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Ted Kravitz's wife just had a baby girl so no he wasn't at the race. He's back in China.
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Apr 9, 2018 04:45
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I've gone down his history and he actually looks like a pretty cool guy, good sense of humour.
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Apr 9, 2018 04:49
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Wirth1000 posted:It's almost like you've never seen an Italian man before. They single-handedly prop up the pomade industry. I’ll tell you what Fernando props up, if ya know what I mean fellas 
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Apr 9, 2018 04:52
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Imagine how sick those poor nurses and doctors are of Ted Kravitz by now
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Apr 9, 2018 05:03
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Can’t wait for Ted’s Delivery Notebook
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Apr 9, 2018 05:10
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I like Ted.
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Apr 9, 2018 05:39
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Watched Bahrain GP earlier today. ESPN learned and I was able to enjoy the entirety of the race. #prayforfrancesco #vivaferrari https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7glMQroEPGo Haters can vaffanculo.
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Apr 9, 2018 06:08
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Oof good day for the team today. Lets hope the team can back it up next race.
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Apr 9, 2018 07:50
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I enjoyed that race a lot. Also a lot of things were confirmed: 1) Valterri "Terrible Driver" Bottas is a terrible driver. 2) Kimi is actually a colossal pick, and it's real lovely that edgelords give him a pass on his behaviour because "omg iceman bwoah lolll" 3) lol McLaren 4) lol stroll/sir otkin and by extension Williams 5) Redditors trying to make a case that "no, actually vettel deserved driver of the day instead of Gasly".
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Apr 9, 2018 08:16
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NtotheTC posted:2) Kimi is actually a colossal pick, and it's real lovely that edgelords give him a pass on his behaviour because "omg iceman bwoah lolll" I give him a pass because he was my favorite driver when I was like 12.
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Apr 9, 2018 09:13
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I’m older than Kimi 
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Apr 9, 2018 09:18
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Watching the MotoGP replay now. What the gently caress is wrong with Marquez? Bloody maniac. Should be banned for at least a race.
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Apr 9, 2018 09:23
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GramCracker posted:I’ll tell you what Fernando props up, if ya know what I mean fellas He props up the big list of fraud drivers haha.
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Apr 9, 2018 09:26
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https://sniffpetrol.com/2018/04/09/oh-great-so-now-i-have-to-go-to-the-hospital-by-kimi-raikkonen/
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Apr 9, 2018 09:33
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Schlesische posted:I give him a pass because he was my favorite driver when I was like 12. I just can't imagine what the reaction would have been if it had been Vettel or Hamilton that had stormed past a clearly in-pain mechanic without a word because of a hissy fit, and then when asked about it later given a response of literally "sucks to be him"
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Apr 9, 2018 09:57
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NtotheTC posted:I just can't imagine what the reaction would have been if it had been Vettel or Hamilton that had stormed past a clearly in-pain mechanic without a word because of a hissy fit, and then when asked about it later given a response of literally "sucks to be him" I mean, I was sleeping through the race and only heard the milquetoast media response and saw some (please don't show me again) images from the highlights. Also, Mahrk and Smiley Bogan With All The Teeth have my heart now. Vettel probably would've earned my ire since his team is so completely and totally his team that they kept a clearly past it absolutely not worth keeping around Kimi Raikkonen around because Vettel's scared of competition. Hamilton would've probably said something profoundly stupid, but I also believe he'd at least pretend to give a poo poo about his crew since he's got a decent history of pretending to give a poo poo about his crew.
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Apr 9, 2018 10:13
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Halo14 posted:Watching the MotoGP replay now. What the gently caress is wrong with Marquez? Bloody maniac. Should be banned for at least a race. 
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Apr 9, 2018 10:26
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NtotheTC posted:2) Kimi is actually a colossal pick, and it's real lovely that edgelords give him a pass on his behaviour because "omg iceman bwoah lolll" There was literally nothing he could have done to help, he's in shock from having just ran someone over and been forced to retire in a generally high adrenaline sport. The range of human reaction to that is pretty wide, and "walking about with no aim" is pretty common.
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Apr 9, 2018 11:36
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At least the mechanic's leg isn't as broken as the Red Bulls.
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Apr 9, 2018 12:23
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    HJERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS AUUUUUUUUGH YEAH HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL FIA FORMULA 1 RACE RATINGS SPONSORED BY THE SALTY rear end TEARS OF BAD BRITISH FORMULA 1 FANS LETS ALL LISTEN TO THE SICK AS H*CK THEME MUSIC FOR FORMULA 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HaUZ-MWppQ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!! BABYEEEEEE FORMULA 1 GOTTA LOV EIT!Pos No Driver Car Laps Time/Retired Pts 1 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 57 1:32:01.940 25 - YES WE DID IT BOYS GRAZIE RAGAZI TOP TOP BOY SEBASTIAN VETTEL BEATING OUT THE BAD FRAUD CHEATS FROM BRITAIN WITH NO TYRES WE DID IT BOYS A RING DING DING DING DING 9001/10 2 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes 57 +0.699s 18 - Bad british team pretending to be a german one spent over *doctor evil impression * 9000 million dollars to build a car and then they got the AI driver from hit video game *in insanely finnish voice* my summer car, to drive it 2/10 3 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 57 +6.512s 15 - poois shamilton, Poois Shamilton, POOIS SHAMILTON, POOIS! SHAMILTON! POOIS!! SHAMILTON!! poois shamilton/10 4 10 Pierre Gasly Scuderia Toro Rosso Honda 57 +62.234s 12 - what a fantastic result from the genuine honest Italian lads at Toro Rosso, putting the insanely bad and fail McLaren team to shame with the highest points finish for honda in this bad era. McLaren should disband immediately imo 10/10 5 20 Kevin Magnussen Haas Ferrari 57 +75.046s 10 - big keven ftw, lad loves his bantz and is better than bad french qq baby teammate 8/10 6 27 Nico Hulkenberg Renault 57 +99.024s 8 - another bad driver who has stunk up the place and should probably go and drive in nascar or something who cares 4/10 7 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren Renault 56 +1 lap 6 - wow much fail, bad team, fraud driver 3/10 8 2 Stoffel Vandoorne McLaren Renault 56 +1 lap 4 - wait McLaren have two drivers? 5/10 9 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber Ferrari 56 +1 lap 2 - what a drive from the genuine Italian lads from switzerland 9/10 10 31 Esteban Ocon Force India Mercedes 56 +1 lap 1 - Fart bindia 10/10 11 55 Carlos Sainz Renault 56 +1 lap 0 - hola, mi nombre es carlos. yo penso wicka tiene AIDS 10/10 12 16 Charles Leclerc Sauber Ferrari 56 +1 lap 0 - CHARLES, NOOOOO! GET OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH 7/10 13 8 Romain Grosjean Haas Ferrari 56 +1 lap 0 - It's like noon and I've run out of things to say about romain grossjean and also I need another coffee 3/10 14 18 Lance Stroll Williams Mercedes 56 +1 lap 0 - This guy was always bad and it was very hard last season to pretend like he was good, sorry broke brained canadian guy who thinks hes austrian because like all canadian/american people have this weird complex where they have to tell you how they are like 69th percent irish/hindu/chineese or whatever. I don't give a gently caress your canadian and you gently caress moose or whatever I don't care 5/10 15 35 Sergey Sirotkin Williams Mercedes 56 +1 lap 0 - TurdGay ShitRottin 10/10 16 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes 56 +1 lap 0 - again I don't care 10/10 17 28 Brendon Hartley Scuderia Toro Rosso Honda 56 +1 lap 0 - another fucktarded aussie, wasting the time of a good and cool Italian team. Dear torro rosso please fire this weird long faced guy and hire a real Italian driver 4/10 NC 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari 35 DNF 0 - Killed a Mechanic, top job by the kimmster 10/10 NC 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 3 DNF 0 - Had his car unfairly damaged by massive fraud cheat Poois Shamilton and was probably onto a podium finish if he hadn't had his tyre maliciously slashed by a bad british driver 10/10 NC 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 1 DNF 0 - broke the car because he probably tried to drink beer out of it before hand 7/20 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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