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synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
If you make a mistake, just cross it out.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Just gonna have to black out the arm, can’t be saved.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I can't believe someone freehanded that masterpiece.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

I imagine this is just one item on a lengthy list.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Is this a passive aggressive bust on his mom, or is he just missing a comma? We will always live without closure...

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is this a passive aggressive bust on his mom, or is he just missing a comma? We will always live without closure...

Maybe she's sorry for smoking during pregnancy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


rchandra posted:

Maybe she's sorry for smoking during pregnancy.

Bad mom indeed.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


I appreciate that this dude is a blacklight poster now

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
I really wish I could get back the 3 minutes it took to look at this list:

https://www.facebook.com/DepressedFeelings/posts/1101351316669532

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
the puckering dickhead

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Oh, it's a bullet. My immediate reading was "tampon applicator" which was baffling to deconstruct.

It's a weird thing to wish it was someone bragging about how they always have a spare tampon for a sister in need because it'd be far nicer and less creepy that way.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Huh, I always imagined coven tattoos would be more subtle than that.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Which witch?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I want a sandwich all of a sudden.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


The witch that does not kill. Instead she makes "me stronger", which I assume is some kind of potion.

Flaming Lime
Dec 30, 2016
Tattoo thongs/flipflops spotted in Australia :australia:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Flaming Lime posted:

Tattoo thongs/flipflops spotted in Australia :australia:

The other person is barefoot too, just sans shoe tattoos :psyduck:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Flaming Lime posted:

Tattoo thongs/flipflops spotted in Australia :australia:

The struggle against shoe oppression

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
The only possible reason is to get around that pesky "no shoes - no service" rule at most places, right?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I love being able to not wear shoes when possible but god drat



Lol wait this reminded me of when I was in college. I was getting lunch at the grill/bar thing in the student center before my next class and this guy comes up next to me and starts chatting, very very tentatively flirting but I had a boyfriend at the time so wasn't into it, though the dude was cute. Except I was also getting a weird vibe form him- like in Wacky Wednesday how you know something's going to be wrong on every page even if you don't notice it right away? I look down and the dude has no shoes on. Why is it so obvious when someone's not wearing shoes even if it's outside your direct field of vision*? Is it some sonar excitement they emit from the thrill of being bairf in a taboo setting? Anyway once i saw that was happening I felt a lot less bad about not flirting with him



*cutting off the joke, no there wasn't like a plume of foot BO coming up from the floor.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Flaming Lime posted:

Tattoo thongs/flipflops spotted in Australia :australia:

I live in North Carolina and this would not surprise me at all if I saw this here.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Field Mousepad posted:

I live in North Carolina

lmao

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Charlotte seemed nice so it’s not all awful.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
As someone who has had the sole of their foot sewn back together I say ":gonk:"

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
The bloke got it done because he was tired of judgemental looks from shoe havers like you fucks

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

There are waaay worse places to live trust me. I lived in Michigan for a little bit, that place sucks.

LingcodKilla posted:

Charlotte seemed nice so it’s not all awful.

It's ok. I'm on the coast and I love it.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
She can still save that piece by having someone else add a big fat "Caveat Emptor" to it.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





I fuckin lost it at this post on the how to not get tattooed IG, so loving good.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

"Just as good"

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Shoehead posted:

As someone who has had the sole of their foot sewn back together I say ":gonk:"

Perhaps if you wore the shoe on your foot and not your head...

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BhYQjDfDHd8/

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

wow, the bottom one looks like a cross section of a bone or something

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007



It's bad, but I'm going to be honest, I was expecting way worse.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

It's not bad if I hadn't seen the goal. But the sunk cost "it's just as good and cheap :haw:" is ridiculous

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

tzirean posted:

It's bad, but I'm going to be honest, I was expecting way worse.

If someone had it doodled on a notebook in 11th grade I'd think it was pretty sweet.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Bombadilillo posted:

It's not bad if I hadn't seen the goal. But the sunk cost "it's just as good and cheap :haw:" is ridiculous

Zoom in so you can see the wobbly rear end lines.

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Bombadilillo posted:

It's not bad if I hadn't seen the goal.

No, it really is bad on its own. Really bad.

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