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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I'm 5'7" but unlike the Zuck I am poor.

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


More money than god and he's still an insecure poo poo

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
this isn't tech bubble, but i don't know where else it would go, and it needs to be seen

Somfin posted:

Don't gently caress with the next generation when they've got a righteous cause. They will outlive you, they will bury you, and they will write the history books about you.

Also, their generation's big uniting entertainment was Minecraft, a game about carving out a place in a hostile world against all odds, ripping the world apart to get what you want, working together to build something amazing, going out and doing research and collaborating and pooling information and if after all that the game still doesn't let you do what you want then get all up in there and change everything, you have the power.

If this is the Minecraft Generation in action then gently caress Millennials, we can go fuckin' die, get these kids in power as soon as possible.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

infernal machines posted:

this isn't tech bubble, but i don't know where else it would go, and it needs to be seen

agreed, all hail emperor Barron

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

this isn't tech bubble, but i don't know where else it would go, and it needs to be seen

jesus wept

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
pretty sure I saw more or less the same rant on here 10 years ago except it was the previous generation saying that arcade games with no win condition was what made them strong

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

haveblue posted:

pretty sure I saw more or less the same rant on here 10 years ago except it was the previous generation saying that arcade games with no win condition was what made them strong

well that explains that alt-right's endgame at least

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

haveblue posted:

pretty sure I saw more or less the same rant on here 10 years ago

you should post some kind of retrospective about it

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
janky digital lego simulator built by a chud in java gave my generation the tools to change the world

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Not a Children posted:

More money than god and he's still an insecure poo poo

our president is arguably the most powerful man in the free world and if he's not constantly told what a good boy he is and what a great job he's doing he has a loving meltdown

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

average height in us is 5' 9"

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
having to descramble our own cable porno and relentlessly search the woods for back issues of hustler and oui made my generation clever and resourceful unlike all you soft af millenials with your pornhubs and your bing image searches

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

FMguru posted:

having to descramble our own cable porno and relentlessly search the woods for back issues of hustler and oui made my generation clever and resourceful unlike all you soft af millenials with your pornhubs and your bing image searches
they have to scrounge now that tumblr removed all the porn from searches, also all porn is now incest themed so if they're not into that they have to dig around just like you did

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
tumblr removing porn is kind of like domino stopping deliveries, business wise

I mean sure they have other things going on but

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

if you want the big money I guess pay women less?


e: full report here

qirex fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 10, 2018

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


FrozenVent posted:

tumblr removing porn is kind of like domino stopping deliveries, business wise

I mean sure they have other things going on but

they didn't remove porn, you just have to be logged in to see mature flagged blogs and they also are removed from search results even when logged in

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
good thing google indexes tumblr then

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
it's happening


https://www.twitch.tv/washingtonpost

government, meet twitch chat. 44 senators showed and each gets 5 minutes to question him

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
twitch plays congressional hearing

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bhodi posted:

it's happening


https://www.twitch.tv/washingtonpost

government, meet twitch chat. 44 senators showed and each gets 5 minutes to question him

pretend I posted lul for the next 10 pages

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/chillmage/statu...%3D1062%23pti15

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
so is this like the ep of tng where data has to prove he's sentient

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
zuck is so damned creepy in unscripted motion. there's just something uncanny valley about him

he really is a loving robot

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Bhodi posted:

zuck is so damned creepy in unscripted motion. there's just something uncanny valley about him

he really is a loving robot

legit wish someone would ask him the turtle question

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

having to descramble our own cable porno and relentlessly search the woods for back issues of hustler and oui made my generation clever and resourceful unlike all you soft af millenials with your pornhubs and your bing image searches

back in my day the government didn't subsidize the vr dicksucking machines

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/983780105792245761

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
someone needs to cap the weirdly slow and mechanical pretend drink of water

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

legit wish someone would ask him the turtle question

he'd get stuck on the exact species of tortoise and then ask for a definition of the word "help"

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Zuck gonna bury them with data that his Program Managers provided him.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

keep in mind this is after a solid month of "how to appear human" crash courses

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/davidoreilly/status/983782270241771521

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

legit wish someone would ask him the turtle question

:same:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

keep in mind this is after a solid month of "how to appear human" crash courses

rumored to be ongoing years of it

iirc subjunctive mentioned it when he tried to namedrop

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


why are companies just streaming random poo poo on twitch now it's so loving weird

like is it just "our market research says twitch is cool with the kids these days, what is that some new kind of twerking? i don't know but how come we're not in on it huh? i bet we can make the washington post the next pokeyman!"

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:
Watching The Zuck love makes me reconsider my stance on the lizard people theory

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ate all the Oreos posted:

why are companies just streaming random poo poo on twitch now it's so loving weird

like is it just "our market research says twitch is cool with the kids these days, what is that some new kind of twerking? how come we're not in on it huh? i bet we can make the washington post the next pokeyman!"

yes literally every media channel is heavily set upon at all times b/c there is still some 75 year old man in a tower angry that they missed out on napster or flash or whatever

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
why does zuck still have the same haircut

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Media Bloodbath posted:

Watching The Zuck love

oh, he has a sex tape out too now?

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Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

ate all the Oreos posted:

why are companies just streaming random poo poo on twitch now it's so loving weird

like is it just "our market research says twitch is cool with the kids these days, what is that some new kind of twerking? i don't know but how come we're not in on it huh? i bet we can make the washington post the next pokeyman!"
it's also very hard to get the infra to smoothly stream to lots of people and it's just cheaper just to outsource it to a company who knows what it's doing, also they don't have to pay for bandwidth if they go through twitch

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