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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



We may get a Democrat governor but I don't see the state Senate flipping. We're Iowa Dumb.

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

super macho dude posted:

We may get a Democrat governor but I don't see the state Senate flipping. We're Iowa Jastiger Dumb.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Reince Penis posted:

Speaking of porn parodies I had an epiphany about a title of the Trump-Daniels parody: Wag the Dong

Implies there's enough dong to wag

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Lacey posted:

yeah idgi why Zucker seemed so shook. He already has enough money to tell everyone to gently caress off forever.

Maybe he just dreads confrontations with humans.

To be fair, I'd probably be shook af if I had to have some sort of interaction with Ted Cruz. I don't want to be the next target of the Zodiac Killer, or have Rafael Cruz 720 no scope my loved ones.

Reince Penis posted:

Speaking of porn parodies I had an epiphany about a title of the Trump-Daniels parody: Wag the Dong

:discourse:

Julius CSAR posted:

Already did actually... the "Honcho Era" in Korea.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/64th_Fighter_Aviation_Corps

Or for something a bit more crazy...

That dogfight story is hardcore af

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Cthulu Carl posted:

Implies there's enough dong to wag

Even a Corgi with a docked tail has enough left to wag.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Julius CSAR posted:

Hangar Queen is a term that refers to a specific aircraft, not an entire fleet or aircraft type. If there are airplanes of that type flying then they can not be called, by their very nature, hangar queens :goonsay:

Basically the newer an aircraft type is the more you'll see heavier maintenance done on it because people will be required to call like, an entire actuator for a hydro leak rather just replacing an o-ring or something. Also, jets like 35's and 22's require much more mx generation time due to dovetailed panels that require special removals and installs and radar absorbent material that must be replaced after each part change.

Also a jet isn't a hangar queen until it's been in a hangar for at least a month or two

Welcome to the thread Julius lol

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Novo posted:

tonight on tucker, "jungle fever" not just for sex crazed pandas anymore?

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
That photo of Trump reminded me of Jiminy Glick

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Julius CSAR posted:

Hangar Queen is a term that refers to a specific aircraft, not an entire fleet or aircraft type. If there are airplanes of that type flying then they can not be called, by their very nature, hangar queens :goonsay:

Basically the newer an aircraft type is the more you'll see heavier maintenance done on it because people will be required to call like, an entire actuator for a hydro leak rather just replacing an o-ring or something. Also, jets like 35's and 22's require much more mx generation time due to dovetailed panels that require special removals and installs and radar absorbent material that must be replaced after each part change.

Also a jet isn't a hangar queen until it's been in a hangar for at least a month or two

This is true, the proper term for a plane with an unconscious pilot is yard dart.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/983879370874945537

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


Looks like he's raiding his pants

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
NYTimes and CNN reporting that multiple sources are saying Trump is looking to fire Rosenstein

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/10/politics/trump-rod-rosenstein-robert-mueller/index.html

What an amateur hour crybaby move if he does. What did Rosenstein do? Signed off on a law enforcement investigation into probable crimes. FIRE HIM!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lmao, breitbart is stirring up the Chuds to get angry at Facebook & Zuckerberg.

Bannon, & Mercers having significant ties to both Breitbart & Cambridge Analytica

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

NYTimes and CNN reporting that multiple sources are saying Trump is looking to fire Rosenstein

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/10/politics/trump-rod-rosenstein-robert-mueller/index.html

What an amateur hour crybaby move if he does. What did Rosenstein do? Signed off on a law enforcement investigation into probable crimes. FIRE HIM!

Trump hasn’t fired anyone btw

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



:patriot:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Burt Sexual posted:

Welcome to the thread Julius lol

Hellooooo

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/983883101519646721?s=19

The Beetlejuice joke writes itself

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I take it from the lack of source that this is just made up/wishful thinking? Doesn't seem grounded in reality...

That's some responsible journalism. :discourse:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I still don't know who half of those people are. I swear he makes most of the names up

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

TulliusCicero posted:

I still don't know who half of those people are. I swear he makes most of the names up

It probably explains the results of this survey

https://twitter.com/paulythegun/status/983084152777043968

It's old, but deserves to be resurrected for a lol

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
just pull the trigger and fire mueller you loving hog

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

just pull the trigger and fire mueller you loving hog

why not done?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Bogus Adventure posted:

It probably explains the results of this survey

https://twitter.com/paulythegun/status/983084152777043968

It's old, but deserves to be resurrected for a lol

Lol at self owning your own network with a poll that says you are dead last for being trustworthy

Even fox news viewers don't trust Fox lmao

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Reince Penis posted:

Speaking of porn parodies I had an epiphany about a title of the Trump-Daniels parody: Wag the Dong

LIKE A DONG!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

The answer is simple. We

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/kbeninato/status/983829230944444416
https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/983829717534085124
https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/983838977676513281

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

It probably explains the results of this survey

https://twitter.com/paulythegun/status/983084152777043968

It's old, but deserves to be resurrected for a lol

Lmao, two days isn't old, two days is ancient loving history

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Everyone takes bad pictures but it feels like Trump looks like a bizarre meat bag in every one. That’s likely because he’s a bizarre meat bag, but also like goddamn every photographer on the planet must openly hate his ever widening rear end

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Dead Beef posted:

I take it from the lack of source that this is just made up/wishful thinking? Doesn't seem grounded in reality...

That's some responsible journalism. :discourse:

It's "Whataboutism: The Infographic." Hannity's point wasn't that these people are about to be raided by the FBI, but rather that they should be raided by the FBI, rather than Dear Leader's blameless lawyers, campaign managers, etc.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Chicken Butt posted:

It's "Whataboutism: The Infographic." Hannity's point wasn't that these people are about to be raided by the FBI, but rather that they should be raided by the FBI, rather than Dear Leader's blameless lawyers, campaign managers, etc.

He got James Comey on there lol

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Chicken Butt posted:

It's "Whataboutism: The Infographic." Hannity's point wasn't that these people are about to be raided by the FBI, but rather that they should be raided by the FBI, rather than Dear Leader's blameless lawyers, campaign managers, etc.

It's an extension of But Her Emails-ism. Hannity also reads 4chan's /pol/ regularly and bases his broadcasts on poo poo he reads in that cesspit. He's done broadcasts about pizzagate being real and Seth Rich being personally executed by Hillary Clinton, and only walked it back with the 'I'm just asking questions' routine after being threatened with lawsuits. He's the Ur-Chud and is bound to crash and burn eventually.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Hannity shoulda had “The FBI” on the list, so they could raid themselves.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Hannity seem crazier than Glenn Beck ever was.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

This will never get old

NotWearingPants posted:

Hannity seem crazier than Glenn Beck ever was.

Glenn Beck is a grifter, plain and simple. He knew what he was doing was an act. I mean, it's basically him telling stories with a chalkboard while playing on people's fears and prejudices. He made himself famous, and made money by getting suckers to buy his promoted products.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Reality is laughing at us. There is a "taint team" that is currently searching the presidents lawyer for presidential taint, because of course this is what is happening in this plane of existence.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



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Apr 16, 2017

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Oscar Wild posted:

Reality is laughing at us. There is a "taint team" that is currently searching the presidents lawyer for presidential taint, because of course this is what is happening in this plane of existence.

The taint reaper strikes again

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Oscar Wild posted:

Reality is laughing at us. There is a "taint team" that is currently searching the presidents lawyer for presidential taint, because of course this is what is happening in this plane of existence.

It's silly, but taint is a common term used when dealing with evidence. It basically means it's evidence you should not have gotten because you've violated the searched person's rights somehow. It's generally inadmissible in court, but of course there are exceptions.

It is worth a good lol, though.

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