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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

How can someone make that graph

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine getting upset about that graph

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


meh still doesnt beat the christian dark ages chart

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Grondoth posted:

How can someone make that graph

In Excel 2016, set up a list of random phrases in one column, arbitrary numbers in the next, and then hit the BernieBro Wizard button and it does the rest.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Note: This only works in the 2016 version of Excel. 2017 Excel's chart functions only create those word salad diagrams with text alternating between TRUMP and BERNOE.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

you can't convince me that that person is real

i know it deep down inside, but I can't handle that truth

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Wow I forgot that Bernie primaried Obama so racistly.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Main Paineframe posted:

you can't convince me that that person is real

i know it deep down inside, but I can't handle that truth

My uncle earnestly believes, in TYOOL 2018, that Russia is communist and that so is Bernie. :psyboom: Ain't even a Fox News type. He also believes that democrats, were they in power, would be willing to tax the airline industry's windfall profits from fee gouging. Just because you know how to fly an airplane doesn't make you smarter than a jizz-battered sock, I guess! :suicide:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
my mom who now thinks bernie sanders is a horrible monster and is racist told me to my face that "she thinks black people are inferior" so im pretty sure its some weird psuedoprojection thing going on

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Grondoth posted:

How can someone make that graph

https://twitter.com/blueherring32/status/983640340367380480

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
that graph owns

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

docbeard posted:

Note: This only works in the 2016 version of Excel. 2017 Excel's chart functions only create those word salad diagrams with text alternating between TRUMP and BERNOE.

I've got 2014, drat. There IS no bernie button.

Tiffany
May 29, 2013

idk if this was posted yet

https://twitter.com/TheHangingChads/status/983805138740678657

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

no such thing as posting zuckky's booster chair too many times

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

anime was right posted:

my mom who now thinks bernie sanders is a horrible monster and is racist told me to my face that "she thinks black people are inferior" so im pretty sure its some weird psuedoprojection thing going on

wow that sure is some primo, uh... succ?

sorry about your mom

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*glides past on heelies* im not sure how much of a chance Kevin de Leon has but ill double down on the cure for CA machine politics being to stop electing Bay Area Lawyers *falls into open sewer and dies*

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

anime was right posted:

my mom who now thinks bernie sanders is a horrible monster and is racist told me to my face that "she thinks black people are inferior" so im pretty sure its some weird psuedoprojection thing going on
smearing bernie isn't about logic or reason or even hatred

it's just so that eventually people hear from the nice man on the telly that's he racist or that his civil rights activism was fraudulent and it just sticks in peoples' minds as their first impression or whatever so they associate negativity with bernie

you also gotta avoid completely talking about his policy as much as possible as npr does

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sitting all day punching a TI-83 calculator in order to run all the equations on exactly how racist Bernard Sanders is

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
hillar "superpredator" clinton: bernie is racist

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Taintrunner posted:

sitting all day punching a TI-83 calculator in order to run all the equations on exactly how racist Bernard Sanders is

calculator, how racist is Bernard “bernie” sanders?

*calculator reads back 1488*

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

An on-point meme, but no decorum so I must reflexively reject it and re-double my "Russia!" efforts.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Flat Daddy posted:

I just finished my first tweet storm

https://twitter.com/realflatdaddy/status/983862941652082688

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That is a good gif, worthy to get probated for.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Literally all of those positions are correct and I wish the scale went to 10,000 on them.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
pro-police acts tho

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"low-info" minorites

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

pro-police acts tho

Ah good catch.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

"low-info" minorites

"Low-information voters" was the full quote, but to make it racist, you have to change it to minorities.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


is it a rule that all technocrats have lowkey napoleon complexes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

or just key, in macron's case

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im a low info voter but that's mostly due to me being thick as an acre of pigshit more than anything else!

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise

Yinlock posted:

is it a rule that all technocrats have lowkey napoleon complexes

If he didn't have a napoleon complex, he wouldn't have made himself CEO of Facebook and have to go before congress. It's much easier to run your company from R&D or something, and let some corporate glad-handing lawyer be your CEO.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

im a low info voter but that's mostly due to me being thick as an acre of pigshit more than anything else!

Most people are, and it's why hillary was so "electable" before 11/9.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/983766582391386112
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/983936687775584256

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

no such thing as posting zuckky's booster chair too many times

he's our big data boy

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

an interesting and valid criticism

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
TBF that chair looks really lovely for someone to be sitting in facing the press and a group of senators.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



now i want zuck to actually run for president so people will make fun of him to his face for his booster seat

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Lmao at accepting the premise that Zuck is an actual human

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

StashAugustine posted:

meh still doesnt beat the christian dark ages chart

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


lol

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