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it's no Shark Dating Simulator that's for sure
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Really Pants posted:it's no Shark Dating Simulator that's for sure 
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Apr 9, 2018 16:49
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♉ WHC: The Game About Witch Hunter's Moving Castle You've Been So Long Waiting Forquote:Prologue.  Okay...  Go-kart?  I think this loading screen might be stolen directly from the Elder Scrolls.  What in the everloving gently caress
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Apr 11, 2018 09:44
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Olive! posted:♉ WHC: The Game About Witch Hunter's Moving Castle You've Been So Long Waiting For
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Apr 11, 2018 09:48
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    quote:Sea of Fatness is a dystopian game about a future reigned by fat and Mr. TrumPET. Only you, and the power of burgers and apples can save the world from this man. Sink Mr. TrumPET's holy ark before he grabs the money and escapes to Cuba.
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Apr 11, 2018 14:51
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! Super important ❤
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This is reality right now as far as I'm concerned.
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Apr 11, 2018 15:10
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/778700/Amorous/
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Apr 11, 2018 15:16
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Olive! posted:
To be fair, I really want to kill that loving thing so much that I completely missed the exclamation points the first time I looked at that picture.
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Apr 11, 2018 15:31
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Olive! posted:
Ah, the 3 genders, New Game, Continue, and Exit.
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Apr 11, 2018 15:48
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Glagha posted:Ah, the 3 genders, New Game, Continue, and Exit. I self identify as an exit.
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Apr 11, 2018 16:00
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Drakenel posted:I self identify as an exit. Hell, same buddy.
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Apr 11, 2018 16:07
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5. Added: at the beginning of the battle, fighting music begins to play. 6. Fixed: health potions restore health.
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Apr 11, 2018 18:45
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Gynovore posted:5. Added: at the beginning of the battle, fighting music begins to play. Wrecked that meta. I want a refund!
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Apr 11, 2018 20:33
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So is the castle the main character?
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Apr 11, 2018 20:44
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resistentialism posted:So is the castle the main character? It's right there in the name.
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Apr 11, 2018 21:25
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Most important question though: does it have breast jiggle physics? A slider from big to "no stop, I'm already laughing" just isn't enough these days.
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Apr 11, 2018 21:29
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this is the most Video Game picture it represents our fell hobby
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Apr 12, 2018 05:11
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Hmm, I wonder what kind of audience would buy a game where you can make characters the size of children but with big tits?
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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Hmm, I wonder what kind of audience would buy a game where you can make characters the size of children but with big tits? people who are into my 600lb life midgets
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Apr 12, 2018 08:50
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oh hey, someone turned a garbage meme into a garbage FNAF knockoff. again  quote:Very few can resist the temptation of a warm plate of Spaghet... nor can you.
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FirstAidKite posted:
If all the developers working on the barely-a-game porn stuff in all the various niches and sub genres of some fetish joined forces to create a giant steam workshoppable ultimate gently caress-sim they’d probably make bank and steam would be less filled with trash (quantitatively at least) too bad they probably all see the dudes a niche over as insufferable pervs so this will never happen
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Apr 13, 2018 22:58
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Hiveswap Friendsimquote:You just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? The store page has an age gate, which is...disturbing.
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Holy Hell, that's not lying about being an official Hussie release. Guess it's time to try and get more money out of Homestuck before the last few fans forget about it, huh?
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I'm pretty sure they just fired all the people who were actually involved in the original series just last week too. I think the company was taken over by Viz Media or something?
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From everything I can tell, it's still the same dude, just working with an actual publishing company instead of one of those semi-shady companies that does webcomic merchandise.
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Discendo Vox posted:Hiveswap Friendsim This is the thread for awful games, not the thread for good games that have a tangential connection to a thing that was popular to hate half a decade ago.
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Apr 14, 2018 01:36
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Guy Mann posted:This is the thread for awful games, not the thread for good games that have a tangential connection to a thing that was popular to hate half a decade ago. quote:I cannot BELIEVE that I have allowed Hussie to trick me into falling for another evil blue alien lady. I bought this game in a moment of nostalgic weakness and now I'm emotionally invested in an amateur snuff film director who will probably die thirty seconds after being introduced in Hiveswap Act 2, assuming such a game will even come out within my lifetime. Don't make my mistakes. Save yourself.
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Apr 14, 2018 01:57
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Guy Mann posted:This is the thread for awful games, not the thread for good games that have a tangential connection to a thing that was popular to hate half a decade ago. reviews say that it's like 23 minutes to go through all branching paths this is the kind of thing that would be just put up for free in flash on a browser not too long ago
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Apr 14, 2018 02:13
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Hemingway To Go! posted:reviews say that it's like 23 minutes to go through all branching paths Give or take a few minutes, that's the completion time for Morrowind, too edit: i mean, the world record is at like 3 minutes now, but if you take your time to enjoy the sights a little, 20 minutes for a decent pace sounds about right HenryEx fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Apr 14, 2018 |
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Apr 14, 2018 02:23
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Hemingway To Go! posted:reviews say that it's like 23 minutes to go through all branching paths On the other hand, it's barely a dollar.
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Discendo Vox posted:Hiveswap Friendsim I know it mostly became famous for the awful teenage fanbase but Homestuck was originally nominally aimed at adults (or at least the kind of adult that would discuss webcomics on an online forum). VV It definitely caught with teenagers on a genuine level, moreso than what was ever intended. Which was kind of a good and bad coincidence...it was or something. mycot fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Apr 14, 2018 |
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Apr 14, 2018 02:38
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mycot posted:I know it mostly became famous for the awful teenage fanbase but Homestuck was originally nominally aimed at adults (or at least the kind of adult that would discuss webcomics on an online forum). lmao you think homesuck's awful fanbase was comprised of teenagers
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Hemingway To Go! posted:reviews say that it's like 23 minutes to go through all branching paths Hell, I think Homestuck's Flash-gamey updates had longer playtimes than that. Or maybe I just suck at point-and-clicks.
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oh man homestuck i remember reading that until they introduced the third set of cast members and the walls of text grew infinite. i was bored but not that bored.
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Tim Buckley wishes he was as wordy as Homestock got. Problem Sleuth was infinitely better.
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I don’t think I ever really understood what Homestuck IS exactly - near as I could tell it was an online/flash/html type RPG that seemed sort of fun the one day I played it for a while. Like Kingdom Of Loathing. But Homestuck is also music? And comics? Or a forum? Or all of them? I’m tempted to buy Hiveswap because I like adventure games but am hesitant to get into something that seems so complex and potentially annoying, like Dragonball Z.
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Basically it's a webcomic A multimedia webcomic, I guess?
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What the hell does loosely-canonical visual novel mean? He's the sole creator of the game and whatever this hiveswap thing is, right? So he's the only one who decides what is or isn't canon. It doesn't even make any sense anyway. Something is canon or it isn't. I am angry.
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