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Caganer posted:confessor is probably not american. in like, ireland and poo poo, you can get tylenol w/ coedine w/o a prescription. ppl do crazy stuff to extract the codine since it's not a big enough dose to get high and the tylenol will kill you if you have too much Ye, call ‘em co-codamol: the ones a pharmacist will sell you are 500mg acetaminophen/8mg codeine. A couple will make you mildly wooly, but iirc 4000mg of acetaminophen is the daily max, so you aren’t getting hosed up on them. Doctors and hospitals give you the nuclear ones on prescription.
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quote:My dad was an avid motorcyclist and, in 1995, he crashed his bike. He became a quadraplegic and the following year was probably the worst of our family’s lives. the second I saw the phrase "helper monkey" I knew what I was in for quote:I went to Wal-Mart the other day and boy were there some interesting people there. I am really very lucky and outside of the usual complaints about my job, there isn't much I would change in my life. that's 'murca baby
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 15:34 |
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loquacius posted:the second I saw the phrase "helper monkey" I knew what I was in for Same, but goddamn I still had to stifle a laugh in my office.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 15:38 |
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Theophany posted:Same, but goddamn I still had to stifle a laugh in my office. i keep picturing ross geller, hopped up on pain pills and loling
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 15:45 |
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I knew the lust for monkey death guy had a backstory, I was expecting worse tbh
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 15:54 |
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loquacius posted:that's 'murca baby Dated, but good for some perspective: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dpkd4m/right-now-is-the-best-time-in-history-to-be-alive
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blarzgh posted:Dated, but good for some perspective: I don't mean to pile on you, but I can't stand this argument. Just because things are better in much of the world, doesn't mean that countries like America and the U.K.are better off today than previous years.
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punk rebel ecks posted:I don't mean to pile on you, but I can't stand this argument. Just because things are better in much of the world, doesn't mean that countries like America and the U.K.are better off today than previous years. Someone saying, "but the world is full of great poo poo." is not saying, "there is nothing bad anywhere." Its not about statistics; its about perspective. Certain things in particular may be worse today than they were 10-25 years ago. Other things are light years better. Most things are light years better. The overwhelming majority of things are light years better, and getting better every day. If you think, "this world is stupy dum dum and suck." its because you're being a negative nancy, not because you've made a comprehensive audit of life and our place in the universe, culminating in the only reasonable conclusion. Its chronic myopia, and you're the one aiming the telescope.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:00 |
I just got laid off, not performance based but feels bad. Also not anonymous.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:15 |
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blarzgh posted:Someone saying, "but the world is full of great poo poo." is not saying, "there is nothing bad anywhere." Its not about statistics; its about perspective. Certain things in particular may be worse today than they were 10-25 years ago. Other things are light years better. Most things are light years better. The overwhelming majority of things are light years better, and getting better every day. You're retarded.
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I too base my personal perspectives and experiences against all of human history.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:15 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:I just got laid off, not performance based but feels bad. I survived three rounds of layoffs at the last company I worked at before my current job, despite the two jobs I had at that company both being extremely worthless busywork bullshit jobs where I was not allowed to work on anything of note Basically what I'm saying is it's a crapshoot, sorry to hear but try not to let it get you down and get back in the game as soon as you can.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:19 |
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lol yea i also read steven pinker but his writing is actually hot steaming sexy garbage
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:26 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:You're retarded. I'd rather be retarded and happy than sad and angry.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:39 |
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When you live in a near-paradise, the problems du jore seem to be a lot bigger because people define they're lifes through conflict. It's kinda like what Agent Smth said in the classic film "The Matrix"
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:49 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:I just got laid off, not performance based but feels bad. you know you're living in the greatest time in history right??? you ingrateful gently caress In all seriousness though, I'm sorry and that sucks. I too was laid off from my last job and spent six months unemployed. I lucked out cuz my current job's a lot better but those six months were not fun. Hope it gets better for you my dude
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:54 |
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So, in a couple of years, when things will be, on the whole, light years better than they are now, will I retroactively have been right in being upset about my life's problems, because things are worse now than they will be?
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 20:29 |
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Ok how did monkey-fucker get the dress on?
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 20:31 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Ok how did monkey-fucker get the dress on? I think the idea is that the monkey did this itself, it was sort of a King Louie situation
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loquacius posted:I think the idea is that the monkey did this itself, it was sort of a King Louie situation Sounds like the confessor's dad had something else in mind when the monkey asked to see the man's "little red flower"
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 20:36 |
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blarzgh posted:I'd rather be retarded and happy than sad and angry.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 20:53 |
Also the fact that anon woke up in the hospital after getting bitten means that the helper monkey even called the ambulance afterwards! A good helper monkey.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 22:26 |
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monkey story owns
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 22:28 |
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Nooner posted:monkey story owns found the fesser
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ALFbrot posted:So, in a couple of years, when things will be, on the whole, light years better than they are now, will I retroactively have been right in being upset about my life's problems, because things are worse now than they will be? Its OK to be upset about your problems now. It's also OK to believe that things will get better. Life is always a series of hills and valleys and we all go through tough times. I know its been rough for you since your Father's service monkey sex slave ripped your throat out, but good times will come again, so keep your chin up
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Caganer posted:found the fesser I could not come up with a story that good im more of a talking about making GBS threads my pants type of poster
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blarzgh posted:I'd rather be retarded and happy than sad and angry. I hear you work from home as a retard masturbator.
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 01:43 |
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blarzgh posted:Its OK to be upset about your problems now. It's also OK to believe that things will get better. Life is always a series of hills and valleys and we all go through tough times. I know its been rough for you since your Father's service monkey sex slave ripped your throat out, but good times will come again, so keep your chin up I can't keep my chin up, the monkey damaged my neck muscles too severely, but thank you
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 13:06 |
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I have to wonder how much helper monkeys were ever actually a thing beyond glorified gimmick pets in a less thoughtful age.
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quote:Should I pay 100+ to an artist for a commission that is "Liam and Ryan McPoyle from IASIP in the cockpit of Darling in the Franxx"? If yes how do I pretend that its not my commission when its posted in the PYF fanart thread? I have no idea what any of this means so it doesn't count but I'm gonna default to "no" quote:I need misery. I'm a bit of a junkie you see, addicted to discomfort. It is not some sexual desire, not in any way. It is far more primal and base than that. It is a constant, gnawing hunger for suffering. It needs to be from an external agent, if I sabotage myself I get no satisfaction, and so I live my life just like anybody else. Publically, at least. I joined a cult and abide by its absurd strictures simply because it makes living my life hell. I overdose on Benadryl every week, just to get a trickle of that sweet malaise. The months I have to take tolerance breaks are the true hell only because I miss the great suffering that benadryl overdose brings. It is my strongest tool against this accursed obsesssion with bad. Every moment I'm without misery I grow hungrier, weaker. All unbeknownst to the people around me. How disgusted, reviled would they be to learn that I want nothing more than great unease. They only came close to knowing once, and it involved the only lover I ever took. Did you mean this to sound like a villain monologue from a bad movie because that's exactly what it sounds like quote:I feel that I have wasted my life. I'm currently 28 years old and I have never had a girlfriend, rarely have had any friends, and have never had sex. It's good that you're actually socializing now, but don't overthink things. Maybe try to hang out with people a few years younger than you? Don't like troll college bars for strange or anything, just maybe try to hang out with people in the 22-25 range. That should help your internal anxieties if nothing else.
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 14:57 |
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Spoiler: you will screw things up the first few tries. That's how basically everything in life works. There is no magic spell you can cast to skip the bad at relationships stage.
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 15:04 |
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if you cut off your dick your first lover will not laugh at you, I guarantee it 100%
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 15:05 |
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loquacius posted:I have no idea what any of this means so it doesn't count Maybe take a class or something? I felt this way when I left undergrad... I was in a big strange city. My work was very cutthroat and I couldn’t trust my coworkers. I took an improv class and met some cool people. University night classes work well too. Ever wanted to learn to write fiction or poetry or something goon? Finally, Meetup is the de facto “I want to meet friends “ social network. Take some time off from trying to date and focus on a social circle. (Also join a gym and count calories if you’re outside the normal BMI)
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 15:06 |
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Don't be afraid of screwing up pal, it will happen anyways, just learn from it and don't be one of those cowards that is too afraid to try. gently caress that poo poo up magnificently pal.
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 15:08 |
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Caganer posted:
No, you didn't.
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 16:36 |
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ALFbrot posted:No, you didn't. that’s really not in the spirit of ’yes, and...?’
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 16:44 |
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axolotl farmer posted:that’s really not in the spirit of ’yes, and...?’ Yes, and I meant it
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loquacius posted:I have no idea what any of this means so it doesn't count Using Google, the Mccoyles are the two male characters from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Darling in the FRANXX is the hot new anime from TRIGGER (Kill La Kill). To make things simple, it's their take on Neon Genesis Evangelion. The show is pretty much what you are imagining right now. What makes the question awkward is that the pilots in the show pilot their mechs in a duo. It works by the male pilots sitting in an upright position, with the female pilots laying on their stomachs directly in front of them in a compromising position, with their butts used as essentially steering wheels. So essentially the poster is asking should they pay an artist $100+ to comission two characters from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia having dry sex. punk rebel ecks fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Apr 12, 2018 |
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Ban anime forever.
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They called him a prophet, but he was only a teacher.
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