Samuringa posted:Civil War finished around the time I began reading comics, what was JJJ reaction? A small heart attack.
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Lurdiak posted:A small heart attack. Then when he recovered he took up boxing. And Peter agreed to spar with him so they could talk out their issues while he was punched in their face. It's good stuff and belongs in the Touching Panel thread.
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Apr 10, 2018 12:44
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He also tried to sue Peter for selling all those pictures of himself to the Bugle.
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Apr 10, 2018 12:47
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Does anyone remember the time Peter tricked Jameson into thinking his son, astronaut and true American hero John Jameson, was Spider-Man, but only for about one issue? I think it was in one of those books that came out simultaneously with JMS on Amazing.
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Apr 10, 2018 12:53
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Samuringa posted:
If I recall correctly, panel one is him staring at the TV in shock in the Bugle newsroom, panel two is him having fallen off-panel and everyone else looking at him on the floor.
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Apr 10, 2018 13:08
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Samuringa posted:I'd always liked these two That's an odd response to that sentence.
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Apr 10, 2018 15:29
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davidspackage posted:That's an odd response to that sentence. N52 JL was bad.
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Apr 10, 2018 15:34
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davidspackage posted:That's an odd response to that sentence. If it's not plane shaped, Hal doesn't know jack about it.
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Apr 10, 2018 16:48
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davidspackage posted:That's an odd response to that sentence. It's like Green Lantern knows that "Bruce Wayne" is a famous person, but he doesn't know who that is or why they're famous.
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Apr 10, 2018 16:53
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"I don't read gossip magazines, I'm an adult. With a job."
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Apr 10, 2018 16:57
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Ehh, in the context of his Wayne persona being a guy who owns a massive company and donates millions to charity, it's kind of like saying "Who the hell's Bill Gates?"
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Apr 10, 2018 17:09
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Honestly if Hal Jordan was just Archer it would make his character make so much more sense.
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Apr 10, 2018 17:11
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ImpAtom posted:Honestly if Hal Jordan was just Archer it would make his character make so much more sense. Archer is about a million times better a person than Hal.
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Apr 10, 2018 17:13
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Probably smarter too.
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Apr 10, 2018 18:02
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David D. Davidson posted:Probably smarter too. definitely smarter, archer has flashes of genius-level intelligence and perception that actually does live up to his own hype. archer's problem is that he's a colossal douchebag who cares more about screwing with people than using any of his gifts. hal's only gift is his own stupidity that makes him too pure to corrupt or some similar horseshit
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Apr 10, 2018 20:09
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Archer is basically Gwenpool. He just does stuff and figures things will work out for him. And they do.
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Apr 10, 2018 20:21
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Push El Burrito posted:Archer is basically Gwenpool. He just does stuff and figures things will work out for him. Also he might legitimately be autistic.
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Apr 10, 2018 20:28
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Also he might legitimately be autistic. That might just be the years of alcohol abuse.
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Apr 10, 2018 20:43
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Also he might legitimately be autistic. 
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Apr 10, 2018 21:06
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prefect posted:It's like Green Lantern knows that "Bruce Wayne" is a famous person, but he doesn't know who that is or why they're famous. But he doesn't even say like "I'm Bruce Wayne." He says "My name is Bruce Wayne." "Who the hell's Bruce Wayne?" would then be answered by "Uh...me?" Or I'M BATMAN
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Apr 11, 2018 00:01
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I was thinking the same thing. Stones stacked in size order. Also: "I'm spooning a Barrett .50cal, I could kill a building!"
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Apr 11, 2018 00:17
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unruly posted:I was thinking the same thing. Stones stacked in size order. Also: "I'm spooning a Barrett .50cal, I could kill a building!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd-0F4v1C54
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Apr 11, 2018 00:27
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Archer also gets grossed out at the thought of having sex with a minor
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Apr 11, 2018 01:52
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Samuringa posted:Archer also gets grossed out at the thought of having sex with a minor Though he counters with asking her to call him the minute she turns 18.
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Lurdiak posted:He also tried to sue Peter for selling all those pictures of himself to the Bugle. That is so perfectly JJJ  Reminds me of the time he wanted to sue Jessica Jones for taking the money he paid her to find out Spider-Man's identity and giving it to kids charities instead. Robbie had to gently explain to Jonah that suing somebody for helping sick kids was probably a bad look.
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Apr 11, 2018 03:21
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prefect posted:It's like Green Lantern knows that "Bruce Wayne" is a famous person, but he doesn't know who that is or why they're famous.
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Apr 11, 2018 04:55
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In that case he'd just have to be mentally damaged enough to angrily yell "Who the hell is that?" at every single person he met that made the mistake of introducing themselves by name to him. Checks out.
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Apr 11, 2018 05:12
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Jerusalem posted:That is so perfectly JJJ
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Apr 11, 2018 06:24
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mind the walrus posted:Did she do it in his name or something? If I remember correctly, JJJ hired Jessica to find out Spider-Man's secret identity. She proceeded to go around town volunteering at soup kitchens and orphanages while collecting a per diem from JJJ, on the basis that she'd supposedly heard Spider-Man was an orphan and she was collecting information. I remember the relatively subtle detail that the comic began and ended on a very similar panel, but in the first one, Jessica was writing on a legal pad, and in the second, she has a laptop.
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Apr 11, 2018 07:00
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Wanderer posted:If I remember correctly, JJJ hired Jessica to find out Spider-Man's secret identity. She proceeded to go around town volunteering at soup kitchens and orphanages while collecting a per diem from JJJ, on the basis that she'd supposedly heard Spider-Man was an orphan and she was collecting information. Hell, he was an orphan, so there's no way Jonah would win that lawsuit. That's infinitely more honesty and effort than you'd get from most consultants.
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Apr 11, 2018 09:59
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This one requires a bit of explanation, but thinking about kid inappropriate moments in early Eighties superhero comics reminded me of the time my mom decided she needed to censor a Firestorm comic I was reading: Imagine "darn" written over each of those "damns" in pen so it reads DARN! DARN! DARN! Unfortunately, I got rid of a lot of comics over the years, and I wish I'd kept this one in retrospect. I was a four year old reading this comic when it came out that month. Good job self-editing there, Gerry Conway. (The Fury of Firestorm #17, approved by the Comics Code Authority and cover-dated October 1983.)
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Apr 11, 2018 18:44
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Wait, Adam Kubert used to be a letterer?
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Apr 12, 2018 00:38
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Nessus posted:If Hal was off the planet for the last ten years he might legitimately not know who some rich playboy who took over his dad's company was.
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Apr 12, 2018 02:45
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I just read the first issue of Snagglepuss.
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Apr 12, 2018 03:43
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eatenmyeyes posted:I just read the first issue of Snagglepuss. I assume this is the joke, in case someone didn't get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GG_Allin I know about him mostly because he was locally infamous for taking a poo poo on stage and throwing it at the audience at a concert here in Milwaukee.
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Servoret posted:I know about him mostly because he was locally infamous for taking a poo poo on stage and throwing it at the audience at a concert here in Milwaukee.
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Apr 12, 2018 06:16
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Servoret posted:I assume this is the joke, in case someone didn't get the reference: Does this guy know how to party or what?!
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Apr 12, 2018 06:57
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Push El Burrito posted:Does this guy know how to party or what?! Again, in case someone didn't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRCTc6stICc
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I know folks like to draw Kingpin as an Absolute Unit, but still  Also does Magneto have coathangers in his cape, doors must be a pain to deal with
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Probably just has little bits of metal sewn into the hems so he can make it billow out when it's dramatically appropriate regardless of the weather.
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