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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Have faith in The Mueller. He knew Trump would try to do this, which is why he's been working closely with state authorities since the start, because you can't pardon state crimes, and Trump's associates are cowardly self-interested sociopaths to a one who will flip when they have no other choice.

Also many Trumplings that have turned state's witness via plea bargain got greatly reduced punishment.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I know some screen grabs were posted but just lmao at all of this
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984231791103012864
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/984238746341138432
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/984239621046386688
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/984239987121061888

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

His dick got shot off

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hannity really looking like fat bloated poo poo

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


God Hannity has gotten fat

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/_EthanGrey/status/984243524437716997

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The only statement the Missouri GOP has given on the governor

https://twitter.com/MissouriGOP/status/967064144766816257?s=20

He shoulda raped her more?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/manofsteele/status/834498260215721984?s=20

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

paul_soccer10 posted:

Hannity really looking like fat bloated poo poo

239lbs

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Just want to lol at Steve Bannon telling the WaPo about his genius plan to commit Obstruction of Justice

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Glumslinger posted:

Just want to lol at Steve Bannon telling the WaPo about his genius plan to commit Obstruction of Justice

Great link

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The only statement the Missouri GOP has given on the governor

https://twitter.com/MissouriGOP/status/967064144766816257?s=20

"Wow, that's lovely and insane. I'm glad a journalist distributed that instead of letting the party bury it."

[scrolls down and sees who sent it]

"Whelp!"


The Glumslinger posted:

Just want to lol at Steve Bannon telling the WaPo about his genius plan to commit Obstruction of Justice

Is it really obstruction of justice when the plan isn't based in reality and wouldn't possibly work?

[Checks wikipedia]

Oh, the answer is yes, it totally is.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Assumed someone had already posted it

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/984228234798739456

1. Fire Rosenstein
2. Stop cooperating with Mueller completely
3. Declare retroactive Executive privilege on all of the interviews and documents they handed over

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Apr 12, 2018

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Oh man Russia and the US threatening to attack each other? that's hilarious!

Just some really funny poo poo going on.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

CODChimera posted:

Oh man Russia and the US threatening to attack each other? that's hilarious!

Just some really funny poo poo going on.

The problem is that unless there's an existential threat, Russia won't launch nukes at us. We have to continue to live in this world.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

6'3"

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

The problem is that unless there's an existential threat, Russia won't launch nukes at us. We have to continue to live in this world.

you should read about modern nuclear weapon systems and the command and control structures weve built around them, and the known (publicly available) history of close calls in the cold war... pretty much what you are saying is retarded nonsense, imo

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/us/politics/trump-national-enquirer-american-media.html

So that raid was about the national enquirer buying stories on behalf of trump to gain the rights and shut people up (women) and this is whole seperate rabbit hole of crime that will probably wrap right back around to the mueller investigation.

And lol they thought people would listen to rhe nat enquirer.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Jaramin posted:

God Hannity has gotten fat

He is trying to look more like his God

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/yeetztweetz/status/984222043678879746

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Glumslinger posted:

Assumed someone had already posted it

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/984228234798739456

1. Fire Rosenstein
2. Stop cooperating with Mueller completely
3. Declare retroactive Executive privilege on all of the interviews and documents they handed over

Thanks glum!

So he’s blaming it all on bad attorneys. Which just got raided. Lmao

A good WaPo read btw thx

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Apr 12, 2018

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

DogonCrook posted:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/us/politics/trump-national-enquirer-american-media.html

So that raid was about the national enquirer buying stories on behalf of trump to gain the rights and shut people up (women) and this is whole seperate rabbit hole of crime that will probably wrap right back around to the mueller investigation.

And lol they thought people would listen to rhe nat enquirer.

Man, those are some great covers

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

The problem is that unless there's an existential threat, Russia won't launch nukes at us. We have to continue to live in this world.

So if Russia sticks by their word and bombs a US ship that will shortly send missiles into Syria, what do you think the pissman will do in measured, calm response?

Captain Gordon fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Apr 12, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I don’t even know if people get my jokes anymore. I’ve become the gbs Fyad guy.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dude has his diaper in a bunch.

Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t even know if people get my jokes anymore. I’ve become the gbs Fyad guy.

I got it, I think?

lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The Glumslinger posted:

Assumed someone had already posted it

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/984228234798739456

1. Fire Rosenstein
2. Stop cooperating with Mueller completely
3. Declare retroactive Executive privilege on all of the interviews and documents they handed over

Now I am not a lawyer, but I think that just proves that Bannon is even more of not a lawyer than I am. It's one step away from declaring the investigation invalid because the flag has fringe on it.

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015

Dog Jones posted:

you should read about modern nuclear weapon systems and the command and control structures weve built around them, and the known (publicly available) history of close calls in the cold war... pretty much what you are saying is retarded nonsense, imo

If Stanislav Petrov has paid for a single meal since 1983 it's a crime and a tragedy.

I mean, good God, we really have come within a hair of annihilation so many times. Saying they'd never do it assumes there won't be a mistake in a time of tension and crisis, which is insane.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
good to see the president becoming a literal tv guide for fox news on twitter

not that this is new, but i can't remember last time his tweet just said "watch this, at 9pm!" instead of "wow @foxandfriends so right about [x]! we"

im sure he has done it before, just straight plugged an upcoming show on fox like an advert on their network, but jesus. seeing it again, especially after seeing the poo poo hannity was talking about makes me want to barf piss.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
btw, predisant bigly brains too busy to watch tv!!!!!

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I think all these fox news tweets are just reminders to his staff to TiVo something because he's not in front of it at that exact moment and he feels the Alzheimer's tugging at the memory.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Randumb Thots posted:

If Stanislav Petrov has paid for a single meal since 1983 it's a crime and a tragedy.

I mean, good God, we really have come within a hair of annihilation so many times. Saying they'd never do it assumes there won't be a mistake in a time of tension and crisis, which is insane.

well I know for sure he hasn't paid for any in almost a year

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Another day waking up to the adrenaline rush of potential nuclear warfare for nothing.

Just think. After Trump is gone. There are going to be like, so many systems put in place to stop things like this from happening, know what I mean?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Just think. After Trump is gone. There are going to be like, so many systems put in place to stop things like this from happening, know what I mean?

hahaha i have some extremely bad news

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Just think. After Trump is gone. There are going to be like, so many systems put in place to stop things like this from happening, know what I mean?

YEaaaaahhh.. about that.

If they can't even force Zuck to make peoples info private forever and keep it out of anyones hands, they aint funna do poo poo to protect idiots from becoming President and almost starting WW3.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Another day waking up to the adrenaline rush of potential nuclear warfare for nothing.

Just think. After Trump is gone. There are going to be like, so many systems put in place to stop things like this from happening, know what I mean?

You think the Democratic Party is going to stop using "Superdelegates" in future presidential primaries? Lol

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Another day waking up to the adrenaline rush of potential nuclear warfare for nothing.

Just think. After Trump is gone. There are going to be like, so many systems put in place to stop things like this from happening, know what I mean?

hahahhaahahahahahahahaha

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
systems lol. I make me laugh too.

:')

:'(

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the only proven system IMHO is telling CHUDS to suck my drat BALLS or punching Nazis directly in the loving face

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