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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Pook Good Mook posted:

Have a call back with the County Attorney's office for the prosecution job. How guilty should I feel that my Public Defender boss doesn't know I even applied?

Very. Is it the same county?

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jul 13, 2021

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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nm posted:

Very. Is it the same county?

No. I'd never be against my current office.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Pook Good Mook posted:

No. I'd never be against my current office.

Then I suggest you fake your own death.

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest

Pook Good Mook posted:

Have a call back with the County Attorney's office for the prosecution job. How guilty should I feel that my Public Defender boss doesn't know I even applied?

Not at all.

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

blarzgh posted:

Edit: Comedy option - swing it so that your transition falls on a case where you're second chair for defense, and as the trial starts, slowly stand up, and walk to the other table.

Chokeslam the first chair through a table, hit them with your finisher, then make the County Prosecutor’s Office 4 Lyfe sign.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

ACAB so you should feel bad

HiddenReplaced
Apr 21, 2007

Yeah...
it's wanking time.

echopapa posted:

Chokeslam the first chair through a table, hit them with your finisher, then make the County Prosecutor’s Office 4 Lyfe sign.

Would PD to Prosecutor be considered going heel or face?

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Prosecutors are like 80s Hulk Hogan, face with a heel moveset.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Pook Good Mook posted:

Have a call back with the County Attorney's office for the prosecution job. How guilty should I feel that my Public Defender boss doesn't know I even applied?

you don't ever tell your boss you're looking for new jobs except in unusual circumstances

Roger_Mudd
Jul 18, 2003

Buglord

Pook Good Mook posted:

How guilty should I feel that my Public Defender boss doesn't know I even applied?

As guilty as the organization funding you would be when they determined they "just don't have the budget" for your position.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
I already told my references here I’m leaving but won’t tell my actual boss until professionally acceptable two weeks. Don’t tell your boss poo poo or feel bad.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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I think I'm more stressed by inventing reasons why I'll be late.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

HiddenReplaced posted:

Would PD to Prosecutor be considered going heel or face?

Definitely heel but realistically we need more non-rear end in a top hat prosecutors so I think he gets a pass.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Cool biglaw thing: stay in office until 1030 pm doing project A. Finish, feeling irrationally satisfied at completing the job in good time. Drive home, get email about piddling update to Project B during drive, go to bed without checking email (fatal error). Wake up to emails getting chewed out about Project B in the morning; apparently the "deadline" for piddling update was last night (the actual deadline for Project B is today, this deadline for piddling update was news to me).

Spend all of today mad.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Vox Nihili posted:

non-rear end in a top hat

High praise

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Pook Good Mook posted:

I think I'm more stressed by inventing reasons why I'll be late.

Bring the office a snack and boom - you're not late

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Roger_Mudd posted:

And died at 52?
Retired early, seems pretty darn happy and healthy.

I had forgotten some other crazy poo poo he did. One job he worked for a while capped his overtime at 20 hours a week. Hit that every week. Same job, there was a forced, unpaid one hour lunch break. He worked through that every day. So 13 hours a day on the clock, every day. What a nut.

Vox Nihili posted:

Cool biglaw thing: stay in office until 1030 pm doing project A. Finish, feeling irrationally satisfied at completing the job in good time. Drive home, get email about piddling update to Project B during drive, go to bed without checking email (fatal error). Wake up to emails getting chewed out about Project B in the morning; apparently the "deadline" for piddling update was last night (the actual deadline for Project B is today, this deadline for piddling update was news to me).

Spend all of today mad.
First year mistake.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
My wife’s up to $105k plus overtime as a patent prosecution paralegal so that’s a career option too I guess

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

My wife’s up to $105k plus overtime as a patent prosecution paralegal so that’s a career option too I guess

Oh she should get an account and go to law school

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hoshi posted:

Oh she should get an account and go to law school

fortunately she has absolutely no interest in becoming a lawyer

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Roger_Mudd posted:

As guilty as the organization funding you would be when they determined they "just don't have the budget" for your position.

Look at all you people who don't have unions and civil service protection.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Vox Nihili posted:

Definitely heel but realistically we need more non-rear end in a top hat prosecutors so I think he gets a pass.

I've done both - I feel like you can do more good overall as a prosecutor, while as a defense attorney you can sometimes be at the mercy of a lovely prosecutor/cop on a case. Though how good you can be is often limited by your management.

Nonexistence
Jan 6, 2014
Passed the VA bar :rip:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nonexistence posted:

Passed the VA bar :rip:

Florida results still not out :f5:

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Nonexistence posted:

Passed the VA bar :rip:

Condolences.

Omerta
Feb 19, 2007

I thought short arms were good for benching :smith:
Anyone take a bar after starting a job with a billable hour requirement? I’m taking another bar in July and trying to figure out my study schedule.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/dailymail/status/985235375131058176?s=21

new job opening

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Prosecutors are like 80s Hulk Hogan, face with a heel moveset.

I was envisioning them more as Kurt Angle circa 2000.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jul 13, 2021

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
I don't represent Donald Trump, so I'm feeling ok.
If I did though, I probably would be.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
The Virgin President vs. the Chad Special investigator

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.

Discendo Vox posted:

Sounds like those openings at the White House filled right up:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985502053345751040

Dear thread, how deflated and concerned are you today?

Federal hiring freeze except for Tom Brady's balls.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Discendo Vox posted:

Sounds like those openings at the White House filled right up:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985502053345751040

Dear thread, how deflated and concerned are you today?

I have a sick pump at the moment, so I'd say I'm pretty inflated

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Vox Nihili posted:

Cool biglaw thing: stay in office until 1030 pm doing project A. Finish, feeling irrationally satisfied at completing the job in good time. Drive home, get email about piddling update to Project B during drive, go to bed without checking email (fatal error). Wake up to emails getting chewed out about Project B in the morning; apparently the "deadline" for piddling update was last night (the actual deadline for Project B is today, this deadline for piddling update was news to me).

Spend all of today mad.

You’ve got to find a way of letting the petty aggravations just wash over you.

Or just drink I guess.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Tom Hagen never had to deal with this! What is the world coming to???

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Beefeater1980 posted:

You’ve got to find a way of letting the petty aggravations just wash over you.

Or just drink I guess.

I have to say this is one of the toughest parts for me of practicing law. I've been doing this for over a decade yet it's hard keeping my Type A and perfectionist tendencies from taking over. If it weren't for my family I'd probably almost live at the office. I literally have to schedule free time on my calendar like any other appointment. This isn't bragging on how much work I do. It's seriously unhealthy behavior that leads to burnout and an inability to manage stress if left unchecked (which, ironically enough, leads to lower productivity and having to spend EVEN MORE time at work).

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Omerta posted:

Anyone take a bar after starting a job with a billable hour requirement? I’m taking another bar in July and trying to figure out my study schedule.

Yeah, but it was during a relatively slow time during the financial crisis. I studied about 2 hours a night mostly doing practice tests for X months, where X is around 3 as best as I recall.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
FL/MBE/Overall
Fail/Pass/Pass

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SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

GamingHyena posted:

I have to say this is one of the toughest parts for me of practicing law. I've been doing this for over a decade yet it's hard keeping my Type A and perfectionist tendencies from taking over. If it weren't for my family I'd probably almost live at the office. I literally have to schedule free time on my calendar like any other appointment. This isn't bragging on how much work I do. It's seriously unhealthy behavior that leads to burnout and an inability to manage stress if left unchecked (which, ironically enough, leads to lower productivity and having to spend EVEN MORE time at work).

I wish I had that. For me, it was the opposite. I did not want to be there. But then, I don't understand how you can want to live at the office, but be stressed by the office. Things that stress me I do not want.

EDIT: Editing this to make clear that I am decidedly not trying to take your pain and say, "Pffft, I wish I had that problem." I do not mean it like that. Just that my experience was that the time I was in the office was torturous. It sounds like you would be in the office all the time but for your recognition that you needed to be with your family and maintain some balance. For me, I had to try desperately to make myself stay at the office in the face of an internal voice that is always screaming at me to get away.

SlyFrog fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Apr 16, 2018

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