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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/984585230442000384?s=20

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Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BIGHONKINBURGER/status/984584307858485249

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Lote posted:

WaPo writing solid comedy gold right here.

That's not actually true: depending on voice quality and background noise levels, it is possible to challenge the identity of the speaker(s) when listening to tapes.

Video is probably the gold standard.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

If you read the first one quickly it sounds like comey is calling obama, the first black president, “boy”

EwokEntourage fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Apr 13, 2018

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Saladin Rising posted:

The sitting US president paid Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed, and somewhere there's video of it. Decorum is a lie, it's always been a loving lie.

He didn't pay.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
mycrimes.mp3 eh

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

I don't know what this is but I like it.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Just noticed pee tape is trending on Twitter.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Ague Proof posted:

He didn't pay.

I got showers on a snowy day
When it's golden time I got no need to pay

I guess you'd say
Russia made me pee on tape

MAGA (MAGA, MAGA...)
Talkin' bout MAGA
MAGA
Ewwewewww...

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/AP/status/984588045998542849

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Niwrad posted:

Just noticed pee tape is trending on Twitter.

Gotta be a conflicting feeling for Trump, I mean, it's about him, but...

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Phobic Nest posted:

I got showers on a snowy day
When it's golden time I got no need to pay

I guess you'd say
Russia made me pee on tape

MAGA (MAGA, MAGA...)
Talkin' bout MAGA
MAGA
Ewwewewww...

https://twitter.com/dwdavison9318/status/984575360607178756

Insurrectum
Nov 1, 2005


Reminds me of this old product of the mid-2000 forums:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkiDQ9uZfRA

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/984590914663436290

Man everyone has to run two jobs to make ends meet in the Trump White House.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

PT6A posted:

I don't know what this is but I like it.

They are state senators in Louisiana who voted against an anti-bestiality bill.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

holy poo poo :aaa:

Koalas March
May 21, 2007




Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

:goonsay: actually, toads/frogs dont have dicks. they kinda sit on the females and poo poo out jizz from their little assholes/cloacae onto the eggs coming out of the females assholes/cloacae. neil however could take piss squirts from toad/frog though.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Dapper_Swindler posted:

:goonsay: actually, toads/frogs dont have dicks. they kinda sit on the females and poo poo out jizz from their little assholes/cloacae onto the eggs coming out of the females assholes/cloacae. neil however could take piss squits from toad/frog though.

:same:

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/984593297950814208

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
LOL

The first time Comey met Trump was at the pre-inauguration intelligence briefing. Comey, who is 6 feet 8 inches tall, writes that the 6-foot-3 president-elect looked shorter than he did on television. “His face appeared slightly orange,” Comey writes, “with bright white half-moons under his eyes where I assumed he placed small tanning goggles, and impressively coifed, bright blond hair, which upon close inspection looked to be all his.”

“As he extended his hand,” Comey adds, “I made a mental note to check its size. It was smaller than mine, but did not seem unusually so.”

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Ague Proof posted:

He didn't pay.

So it was an in-kind donation?
(Though I am not sure why everyone takes this story as a proof that the tape exists, I could interpret it either way).

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

:vince:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

its weird seeing the piss tape stuff in the media. like yeah the news sorta touched on it a bit but lol holy gently caress. him panicking about it means its real and he will lose his poo poo now, maybe tonight even.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

The post has been outdone in their strata of journalism, a new day. :golfclap:

lol the pee bulletpoints

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
SNL is gonna have a goddamn field day with this.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

KickerOfMice posted:

The post has been outdone in their strata of journalism, a new day. :golfclap:

lol the pee bulletpoints

I knew I should have waited on the yellow journalism pun.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I thought the Silk Road trial my_crimes.txt wars absurd, but if there is a our_criminal_conspiracies.mp3 that would definitely top it.


Especially because Cohen is Deputy Finance Chairman of the RNC :getin:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
THE WEE WEE VID IS REAL

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Your Taint posted:

I knew I should have waited on the yellow journalism pun.
Alas, you blew your load before too long.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Talk about yellow journalism! :cheeky:

e: drat IT

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

PT6A posted:

I don't know what this is but I like it.


moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Shifty Pony posted:

Especially because Cohen is Deputy Finance Chairman of the RNC :getin:

Why the hell aren't the dems pushing this like crazy? The republicans go absolutely mad in the media every time a dem is in any kind of trouble

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

My god, I’m 20 again.

say no to scurvy
Nov 29, 2008

It is always Scurvy Prevention Week.
Mods change my name to Pete 'Ape' Israel plz tia

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
This was easily one of the best news days we've had in a long time!

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moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

sharkbomb posted:

This was easily one of the best news days we've had in a long time!

And it's only Monday

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