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Apr 7, 2018 15:42
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Mr. Nice! posted:shirt sizes from last batch posted without comment: 
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Apr 7, 2018 15:50
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I'll take an XL.
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Apr 7, 2018 16:03
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Flikken posted:I'll take an XL. same
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Apr 7, 2018 16:20
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Flikken posted:I'll take an XL.
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Apr 7, 2018 20:33
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So how is the ordering for this going to work? I can't remember how we did it with the Dick art book.
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McNally posted:If we can come up with a way where we can all be assured that the t-shirts happen but also in a way that doesn't leave me stuck holding the bag if some of you turn out to be fuckwads, I could do the design I kicked up. but time flows like a river
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Apr 7, 2018 21:00
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Zeris posted:but time flows like a river incorrect it's five balls on the edge of a cliff
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Dillbag posted:incorrect it's five balls on the edge of a cliff It's four, you idiot!
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Apr 7, 2018 21:35
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Was an XL, now an L. I want.
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Flikken posted:So how is the ordering for this going to work? I can't remember how we did it with the Dick art book. Someone sets up a paypal iirc
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Apr 7, 2018 22:26
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Turn it over to Mr. Nice. I want one after I get a Hayard Gunnes shirt, but I can't get either right now. Some of us want it nice, safe, and available later.
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Apr 7, 2018 23:01
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I might be able to do a tshirt thing again. Lemme decide if i have the gumption.
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Apr 8, 2018 00:57
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What, no wedding under the palm tree?
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nullscan posted:What, no wedding under the palm tree? Maybe just a tent. Would be hard to communicate what it is.
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I'd totally try to sneak that in to a school spirit week at middle school I teach at. There's always something like "activity" or "organization" day. Can't do it with the 420/69 stuff though 
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LingcodKilla posted:Maybe just a tent. Would be hard to communicate what it is. tbh I think the drone gets the point across.
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I found this post over in AI, it seems like it would be a better fit in here.Combat Theory posted:Hello friends!
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Tanks just really like to cut people in half. I've heard stories of M1 crews where the driver was halfway out the hatch and the commander hit the hatch override to unlock the turret traverse...with predictable results.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Tanks just really like to cut people in half. I've heard stories of M1 crews where the driver was halfway out the hatch and the commander hit the hatch override to unlock the turret traverse...with predictable results. I've never heard of that actually happening but I'm going to guess that how touching the override when I was in was treated like uranium, it's probably one of those things that did happen but were just never talked about. And people got scared of it happening to them, and lets face it, it's a good thing to be really worried about.
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I'd be in for a medium. I'm in the DC area so if necessary a DC goon can come take pictures of my house and put it on the internet if i fail to make payment.
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I’ll be hiding in your bushes next week.
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I'd buy a L
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Tanks just really like to cut people in half. I've heard stories of M1 crews where the driver was halfway out the hatch and the commander hit the hatch override to unlock the turret traverse...with predictable results. There's a turret lock related to the driver's hatch now? These kids and their fancy tanks these days.
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I'll take a shirt. Medium.
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One large, please and thank you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I don't want anyone to know that I am a goon or a vet so I'll pass, but it is a funny design. Good job, nerds.
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I’m entirely too poor to even consider it.
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Soulex posted:I’m entirely too poor to even consider it. I'll buy you one.
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Viva Miriya posted:I'll buy you one. Dude, Thanks! XL here.
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Apr 13, 2018 03:07
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XL here. How pay work?
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L.
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Gonna be gone for 30 days because I'm the idiot but an L please.
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I don't know how I've overlooked this thread because I have a zillion of these. In 2004 our battery had a supply convoy running from Ramadi out to the Jordan border. One day the convoy is cruising down Route Michigan (main MSR across Al-Anbar) and one vehicle swerves wildly, runs off the road and the two guys in front dive out and commence puking. The convoy herringbones out and has a medic run over to check on them. Turns out, one guy in the backseat had been an artillery observer with 1st Tanks during the initial invasion of Iraq, and in a tank unit in wartime you don't stop for anything. So when nature called, it didn't occur to him to ask the driver to radio the convoy commander and ask if we could take a break sooner than later. Instead, believing that keeping the convoy rolling was top priority, he just grabbed an empty MRE bag, turned around and hopped up on the seat, dropped trou and let go. The shotgun heard a strange noise and turned his head, only to be confronted by a pulsing rear end in a top hat only inches from his face. He started retching and flailing at the driver, driver turned and saw (and smelled) it too and freaked out and tried to herringbone so he could puke. So brief alarm was had by all, and the passenger presumably learned that it's okay, when not actively under fire, to ask the convoy for a leg-stretch before commencing to poo poo in an MRE bag.
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I'm steadily working through the thread from page 1, and apparently people here like stories of officers getting in trouble. Let me tell you the tale of how my TBS class (Marine basic officer class for all MOSs) destroyed the careers of three officers. And not the new 2ndLts, but two captains and a major, all for sex-related transgressions. First one: we had a Mess Night for all the Lieutenants in our class, which turned into a pretty tolerable drunken mess. Among the high points was one of our butterbars sneaking to another class's armory to try and steal their guidon as a prank, and the lieutenant guarding it thought he was trying to steal a weapon so split his forehead open with a keystick. But that's not the point. The rest of us were doing "carrier quals" in an upstairs hallway, where you flood the floor with an inch or so of water, throw out soap and shampoo and whatnot to slick it up, then run down the hallway and slide on your belly penguin style. I was one of the smart ones, so I went back to my room to put on my flack and kevlar, and it was drat fun. Our Battalion commander finally comes up, and very mildly announces that fun time is over and folks need to start cleaning up and turn in. Just as he's doing so, a door just a few yards away opens and out walks Major Smith with his arm around a half-dressed butterbar. He sees our CO, makes an "oh poo poo!" face and pulls her back into the room with him and slams and locks the door, and then pretends nobody's home when our CO starts pounding, until the CO threatens to get the keystick and the MPs and have him forcibly hauled out. He was a TBS instructor, so he was nailed for fraternizing beyond 1-up/1-down, messing with one of his own students, plus to top it all off he was married. Second one: we had this really boring and frumpy SigInt woman Captain as a platoon commander, with just the dullest personality. Apparently she was more exciting then we thought, as for Fourth of July weekend she invited just two lieutenants, both handsome young guys, to hang out with her, maybe head up to the lake and watch some fireworks, back to the house and have a few brews, see where the evening takes us? I never heard the sordid details, and maybe it didn't get any worse than that, but apparently as soon as they told her they were starting an investigation, she announced she was resigning her commission. Third one was the creepy one: another platoon commander was this Captain who was honestly a really good looking guy, and reasonably charismatic and pleasant... as long as you were male. Apparently every woman in the battalion knew him as that guy with the elevator-eyes and the constant "hey, what's up?" grin for anything with a vagina. He was apparently pretty good at keeping it hidden in public, but even earlier on in the course there was scuttlebutt that individual counselings for his male subordinates took 4 minutes but his counseling session with "Lieutenant Jugs" tended to be about an hour. I'd seen him at bars out in town schmoozing up what seemed to be very willing townie women, and knew he was a cocky bastard with a fancy car, but again we was a pretty discrete sex-creep. The absolute last day of TBS, when we're all packed up and moved out of the barracks and just doing some final paperwork, the JAG comes out and announces that there have been allegations of sexual misconduct by Captain Smiley, and absolutely nobody is going anywhere until every swinging dick/labes files an official statement. There are people due at MOS school tomorrow, there are guys with their wives out waiting in the car, but the JAG is adamant. We don't even have notebooks or anything because we're all packed, so yours truly got clever and ran to the head and got a huge stack of white paper hand-towels to pass out, and folks fished around in their pockets to find pens to share. I, like pretty much any guy who wasn't directly in his platoon just took a towel and wrote "I am unaware of any such behavior, other than hearsay. Signed 2ndLt TTFA" That said, right after the JAG announced this, about 15 woman lieutenants left their seats and lined up on the stage to talk with her privately, and I later heard that a civilian woman who was a bartender at the unit had stated that he pressured her into sleeping with him by claiming some influence over her job. I only heard the fallout indirectly, but apparently the sheer weight of a dozen women filing simultaneous harassment statements rightly torpedoed his career.
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If there's more T-shirt orders I'm in for an X-Large. I don't check this thread enough.
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Okay, so here's what I've decided: Everyone who wants a t-shirt, please PM me. If you don't have PMs, let me know. I don't feel like crawling back over the thread to figure out who wants one. I'll leave it open until... oh, let's say May 1. After May 1, I'll punch the number of shirts into the thing to get a price per unit and start discussing shipping charges and poo poo with you guys. Maybe finalize the design, too (bigger DroneObama? Bigger BushBomb? Smaller TrumpBomb? etc.) After that we'll figure out payment and everything. This lets more people sign up if they want one and I get to kick the can on figuring all this poo poo out until after finals. Everyone wins.
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McNally posted:Okay, so here's what I've decided: Everyone who wants a t-shirt, please PM me. If you don't have PMs, let me know. I don't feel like crawling back over the thread to figure out who wants one. Oh, gently caress it, I'll hop in on this too. Congrats McNally! Your first "small" size!
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