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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2017 NFC West: It's a regular division, find a new slant
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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Who was that white bread "superfan" who sold his belongings to keep season tickets? Then when he got sick he did a gofundme to keep his season tickets? Bet he voted for Trump.

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
 Seatle MAGAs

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intel&Sebastian posted:

loool yeah sure I'll get right on that

at least I'll be able to afford a ticket

Enjoy your maga franchise then bud.

Since the lob is dead maybe call your d line the wall?

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Spoeank posted:

Enjoy your maga franchise then bud.

Since the lob is dead maybe call your d line the wall?

the pass tip is real

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

Spoeank posted:

Enjoy your maga franchise then bud.

Since the lob is dead maybe call your d line the wall?

Frank Clark beats women, not Mexicans thank you very much

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Play posted:

the pass tip is real

Aaayyyyyy

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Spoeank posted:

Enjoy your maga franchise then bud.

Since the lob is dead maybe call your d line the wall?

drat, this is a very shocking accusation towards an org owned by Paul Allen, led by a 65 year old conspiracy believer and QB'd by an evangelical Christian who speaks at megachurches

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Play posted:

the pass tip is real

lmao

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Seahawks Bad

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

drat, this is a very shocking accusation towards an org owned by Paul Allen, led by a 65 year old conspiracy believer and QB'd by an evangelical Christian who speaks at megachurches

What are: three old, rich white guys*

*Russ technically only has the soul of an old rich white guy.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

What are: three old, rich white guys*

*Russ technically only has the soul of an old rich white guy.

The correct term is Transcracker.

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Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

 Russ has loosened up quite a bit since he got married, he was pro-Hillary which made Facebook very funny for awhile.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I for one am glad that my very special boy Russell will no longer be affected by the toxic influence of aggressively black defensemen who yell angrily like rappers and not reassuringly restrained like Tom Brady. His grades will surely improve.

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

 https://www.seahawks.com/news/seahawks-sign-kicker-sebastian-janikowski

Oh no, poor Blair Walsh, guess he’s out of a job. :(

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Play posted:

the pass tip is real
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Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
if the seahawks are so racist then why did we just sign a polish man to kick?

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Vhak lord of hate posted:

if the seahawks are so racist then why did we just sign a polish man to kick?

Not brown, bring him to town.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Bob Socko posted:

Not brown, bring him to town.

Protest for blacks, gonna get sacked

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If you think it melts beams, seek other teams

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Don't pray to god? This ain't your squad

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Kicks sail to the right? Get here on the next flight!

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Can't stop a pass rush? Pack your sled, tell the dogs: mush!

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
What is even happening in this thread anymore

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

What is even happening in this thread anymore

Just askin questions here folks

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


 Call a Run? Throw it Son!

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Call a pass? Smeared on the grass!

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Got brain troubles? Try nanobubbles!

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

 Need a gamewinning Hail Mary? Get a replacement referee

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Throw a fake lateral! The refs won't flag it!

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pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer
The NFC West is going to be so much fun next year.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Get every prime time call. Tate caught the ball :hawksin:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Play posted:

Protest for blacks, gonna get sacked

No, that's what happens to people we sign at QB

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Spoeank posted:

Got brain troubles? Try nanobubbles!
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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

pizza valentine posted:

The NFC West is going to be so much fun next year.

Hell yeah it is :hfive:

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Benny the Snake posted:

Hell yeah it is :hfive:

Hang on, let me practice this:

"loving Rams."

Yeah, that works. Should be great!

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
 That lacked passion. Do better :colbert:

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Benny the Snake posted:

That lacked passion. Do better :colbert:

Is it better to put the emphasis on the first word, or the second?

"loving Rams."
"loving RAMS."

So conflicted.

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Coldforge posted:

Is it better to put the emphasis on the first word, or the second?

"loving Rams."
"loving RAMS."

So conflicted.

loving GodDAMMED Rams - like that?

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

kensei posted:

loving GodDAMMED Rams - like that?

I mean, let's not be vulgar now.

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
 "gently caress the motherfucking Rams" is how you do it. You gotta reach deep in your gut for that kinda venom.

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